Mfw movie character has youre name

>mfw movie character has youre name

> Michael

Literally every kind of character has had my name

Do you ever get angry at your parents for being such uncreative retards?

tfw slav name

I've never seen a Hugh Mungous on film before

Chad pls

>mfw bad movie director has your same first name
at least i spell my name with a H and not a K

the only proper names are the names of the 12 Apostles

Famous person has your surname and you wonder if you could lie to industry people about being related to them to get in.

>tfw a popular meme actor on Sup Forums has the same name as you

>tfw not called Limestone

I'm sorry to hear that, Zach.

whatever you say Thaddaeus Judas

Its okay, I like Zachary. It could be worse. Could be Zak, or Zack. Everyone initially always assumes you spell with a K though. Others Zacks and Zaks I've met have been weird

Hey, at least your distant cousin got out of jail.

I know that feel

As per usual, name 23 Kinografias where this happens..

in John Wick a guy has my name, although its more of a /k/ino

Michael here. I wish my name was Malichi like that kid from Children of the Corn.

I don't see too many Evans

Kack? I mean at least "hack" doesn't sound like you-know-what

Meme character from a meme movie.

Boris the Blade.

this. Slav name and im not even slav.
Most russian bad guys have it and i love everytime it happens

>tfw special snowflake name
I have yet to see my name in the end credits of any movie ever, and I always watch the whole thing

>tfw that my name

I have a relatively uncommon name and the only time I've seen a character with my name, he was possessed by a demon and killed off in the same episode.

t. Australopithecus

>tfw amerisharts make fun of slavs by refering to them by my name
i know what pajeet feels like

Ivan, Boris, Rasputin, Vladimir, Alexander Sergei, Dimitry

No it has Welsh origins

>watching some flick with family
>some side character has my name
>they all turn and look at me

My parents named me michael cause their names were Espiranza and Morizzio and they were teased to hell for it. So they named me a generic name that could be used across languages. I actually like my name

ivan

>a fucking kitten

...

>tfw first name is Brendan
CANT

>Rory
I don't think there's even any Irish movies with one

>tfw watching some kino
>character is basically you

Caleb doesn't come up much.

>tfw sam

Nearly any character named Sam is a beta. I'm a beta too so I guess it's fitting. Don't name your kids Sam.

>tfw only one time where a character had my name
>tfw I found out it was actually some russian equilavent of my name and spelled differently

fuc me

>his name is Caleb
Kek

>tfw main hero has same hair color as you

>main hero is a girl

Not many.

James reporting in

I know the struggle

>Legolas Greenleaf

>mfw tv character has my full name
>mfw it's a serial rapist
>mfw qt girl i like saw it

"Nice shooting, son. What's your name?"
>MFW

James the Greater reporting in

Share the family name.