Now that the dust has settled

Now that the dust has settled...
was this kino?

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>inb4 not accurate adaptation of the Iliad argument even though that isn't what the movie is going for

Super dope

I'd say it's comfy-tier, not kino-tier. The battle between Achilles and Hector is excellent, however.

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>tfw Eric Bana's career is dead

Total shit movie. They should have made the Trojans the bad guys, not the Greek. The enite movie you're hoping Troy will prevail and fuck up Greece, but you know Troy will fall cause thats the story. Hector is so much more likeable than Achilles. Achilles is just a grumpy, autistic warmachine, while Hector has a family, loves his bro etc. Thats why their fight is completely disappointing. Litteraly every Trojan is a likeable, rational character, even Paris, while Greece only has Sean Bean.
They should've switched the Trojan cast with the Greek cast, and the movie would be better. Still shit, but better.

And only 12 year olds like the movie cause of le epic fighting scenes Xd

hell no! stupid made up situations and characters relationships

>that fake English accent from Pitt
Awful

Nigga what?

I love this movie though. Not only for the fight scenes as suggests but because I liked the depiction of the two brothers (I have a similar relation with my brother, he fucks up and I have to clean it up) but also because of the the brotherhood between soldiers (achilles and his first in command), the politics of war and the rivalry between achilles and hector was kind of epic. It just was.

Fuck people like . Honestly.

Here, you got 2 (you)'s for the price of one.

>was this kino?

I love that movie.

Totally underrated.

Eric Bana is fucking great.

>only 12 year olds like the movie

Calm down kid. It's ok for people to like what you don't.

For both things there are way better movies.

>For both things there are way better movies.

>but i can't think of any

derp.

>now that the dust has settled
This movie is 12 years old retard

on what level do you find this piece of shit entertaining?

That's because Achilles was never fucking likeable even in the legends. He's a smug mommy's boy who acts like he owns the place.
God damn shame we'll never see a good movie about proper heroes like Heracles or Theseus

Adaptation, The Proposition, The Godfather.
Saving Private Ryan, Band of Bothers, Dirty Dozen.

Wew really difficult

>Paris steals a mans wife knowing full fucking well that could lead to war
>Oathbreaks by running like a coward after getting his asskicked in a duel
>Hector also interferes in said duel
>Somehow the movie still wants me to root for the Trojans
Agamemnon did nothing wrong.

> All females are whores

Paris and Agamemnon did nothing wrong.

>movies women will never understand

AYYYY

So true.

He was hot shit back then. Suddenly fizzled out.

Same for Clive Owen and Gerard Butler.

They get famous for a couple of years then have to settle for paycheck movies.

Too bad. Bana's a pretty good actor.

This movie is proof David Benioff is a hack.

It's like he took The Iliad and tried to pretend it was based on a real historical event, and this depicted the "real" event that inspired Homer.

The costume department did a good job even though it wasn't historically accurate. The extended edition sack of Troy was brutal too.

>toss a baby into a burning home and then rape the mother

yea, that is how my ancient Greece in film prof tried to frame the movie

The amount of times I fapped to this scene...

Best part of the movie