Why don't you own one yet?

Why don't you own one yet?

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Maybe this one would be better

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i'm not a woman and sticking stuff up your ass is dangerous!

Fuck the plop when taking it out is the best
My BF asked if he should get one, best advices I've given

I'd love to have one but they are very expensive. I'm saving up for one though.

BEcause it is a silicone horse dick u ducking degenerate faggot
Sage

And queer as fuck sage

Femanon here and can't wait to purchase one of these. I've been preparing with bbc in the meantime.

Which one from bad dragon exactly?

You can always buy one of the flops from bad dragon

Show a pic of it in your pussy for us

they all look great but i don't have the moneys for any of those

>money

i do
a medium, large and an xl chance

>>Implying I have a pussy

I don't put stuff up my ass. I do own 2 pocket pussy's though. Well technically one pussy and one ass.

Even the flops are expensive. I'd rather pay a little more and get a perfect model in the color I want.

Every since playing TiTs I wanted to fuck a horse cock with a big meaty knot on it. All of my characters have a horse cock with a knot on it.

Well that's true,
The pic I took is 56$ so it's not THAT bad
Color shouldn't matter, it's not like you can see it i

this
I'm just too much of a retard to save up money, always end up buying something cheaper but way more useless

That's a packer, not a dildo.

I have one with an inflatable knot, I'm kinda small so it took some gentle sessions before I could knot myself and not have my vagoo hurt afterwards.

Got a pic of you using it? Sounds hot af

>vagoo
>knotting
>no pic or vid
pls

This. Pics or it didn't happen.

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Too fucking expansive.

more women are choosing horses over black men, how can we stop this?

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>didn't even pull it out at the end
smh

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better than seeing that disgusting, shield-shaped head tbh

yes, you would need an expansive arsehole/pussy to accomodate one

cause I'm still pondering over which model to buy

Simple- I do not have a size 17 asshole and prefer to stay that way.

These are the fucking people I share this website with. I remember when you would get called a fucking pansy ass faggot for posting this bullshit.
How the fuck did this website go from anti-fag to loving horse dick in its' ass? You're all disgusting fucks.

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That dildo is tiny. This is what I use! Not gay btw!

>TiTs?

Pansy here and my lover Brutus likes to punish my tight little sphincter. Do y'all think I could adjust to this horsey ding a ling? Is lube a prerequisite?

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Femanon here is dying to have one... Yum

I'm too broke, even though stuffing big thngs up my ass is my favorite fetish.

youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s

I do though.

good question, I would buy one, but not for shoving it up my ass, just to play with it really

>just to play with it really

Breed with your own species, you silly tramp.

charge your phone

I want an Austin
how good is it?

We wee just discussing these at least weeks Turd Pushers Anonymous meeting. They seem to be a hit with the unicorns.

Because I still live with my parents

because even small dildos hurt my butthole :(

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It was meh in all honesty. I mainly just use him as a starter to open up for my larger toys. It's deceptively small, I'd go for a tucker or rex instead.

But I do have one. I don't have more because I got mine on sale for $50, and I can't justify $100 for another one.

Have you thought about trying a real horse?

My girl loves the one I got

It's obviously bait. Nobody uses the term "bbc" besides cucks and insecure black men that have nothing going for them besides a porn-based stereotype.

I'm looking to peg any takers

>Reverse image search

Where are these femanons at

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I nutted so fucking hard to this because she looks like my 16 year-old sister

is it any surprise women prefer this?

I really want to get my GF one of the big horse cocks but I'm not sure if she'll be offended or weirded out by it.. she does like big cocks though

In the same boat bro. I say just go for it and ask her about it. Easier said than done tho

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The difference between average penis length in caucasians and africans is 0.1 inches, and girth is 0.02inches. The majority of humans have very similar average penis sizes, with east asians being the largest outlier.

who dat

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Trials in Tainted Space by fenoxo.
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liz_103

Shes a total loser. Theres no coming back from that shit.

I wondered what the
>British Broadcasting Company
had to do with her post.

tyvm

Thats not a woman- that is a SLUT.

Coincidentally, my second tucker just arrived yesterday. I have a medium chance and medium tucker I can both take (the tucker knot is slightly uncomfortable) as well as an XL chance and a large tucker. I can't get the XL chance in too far and have to pull it out cause it hurts.

How do I stop being such a bitch?

I've got more than 1

I'd love to see the look on your next of kin's face when you die and they open your sock drawer...

Develop a vagina since they're actually meant to stretch.

What?

>sierra nevada
My nigga

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Ben? Is that you?

Here's where the concept of a PORN BUDDY comes into play. A porn buddy is a good friend who you will trade house/apartment keys with. They will know where all your porn/toys are hidden and how to access all the porn on your computer.

IF you fall into a coma or die in an accident, your porn buddy will race to your house and clean out all the porn shit and the toys before your family can discover it all.

What's in it for them? Well, they get all the porn and stuff. Duh.

ALWAYS have a porn buddy.

no

> I can't get the XL chance in too far and have to pull it out cause it hurts.
>How do I stop being such a bitch?

Maybe stop trying to put giant objects in your ass?

>sock drawer
When I put them away I keep them in a tote bin, but most of the time I just leave them out.

My ass is unfortunately too tight. any dildo suggestions for comparative beginners?
pic related is biggest I've used.

a medium-sized Aneros prostate massager. Shop around. I got one for $35 on Amazon.

Use more/better lube and relax

>aneros
>35$
that's not an aneros. also, I already have a Progasm, It's smaller than the Njoy.

poor fag

Have a small Cole, would whore myself for a medium Rex with a cumtube but seeing as I'm a heterosexual male the chances of that happening are pretty slim.

Yes, it was. It was a progasm. As I said, shop around.