This chick is pretty boring to talk to. Try to spice it up. Dubs decides what I send

This chick is pretty boring to talk to. Try to spice it up. Dubs decides what I send

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let's cut the shit, i just want to see your tits.

Send nudes

can i see yer tummy haha?

I want to shove my 2inch publisher in you

You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded

Roll for this

My penis is erect

My grandma has cancer, can I see your butthole to feel better

"I have a fetish about fucking my mom, does that turn you on?"

I want to cum in your butt, baby

I'd like to longboard my dick right into you.

Oooohhh shit

...

Got em

kek

NEVERMIND, THE QUADS WIN

>>
HOLY QUADS

Get the fuck out. Dubs or nothing

Quads are double dubs gimme a sec

Just send her a dick pic.

...

Op delivered

/conversation

Yes but he still skipped over first dubs, post both OP

op?

Puny dubs are no match for mighty QUADS

He's busy longboarding his dick right into her

Chekt

Top jej

I won't argue that, but in good faith OP should deliver

So.....what are your thoughts on the penises of large?

Post both OP, for my dubs

rol

Op here. I don't think she's gonna respond. Bitch

What a fucking thot

begone thot

op is kil

Do you want to scratch and sniff my asshole, you horrendous cunt?

This works.

I caught a nigger in an alley and I am going to lynch him. Want to come over and help?

winrawr

show me dem tiddies

wow now thats an aligator

...

nigger

she's not replying.

Can't image why.

She's fucking not phased. Dubs or higher decides

Dumb ass, she's into it.

I'm so fucking into farts. I would pay you to fart into my open mouth and force me to swallow.

Want to see my long long dick?

I'm into booty play are you?;)

Do you know our dark lord and saviour, Chtulu?

I want you to stomp on my balls and insult me. I want to be your stupid man whore slave.

Ill give you good fuck beautiful Im so hard send tits please

how sexy is your dad? -Mind if I fk him?

So when's our first "longboarding" date?

You like longboarding?
You're a fucking piece of wank.
USE A PROPER SKATEBOARD IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT SHIT, FUCK OFF THIS LONGBOARD/PENNY SKATEBOARDS WANK.
Street/park skating or literally shove your elongated skateboard right up your loose arse.

roll

I'll cut the shit, I'm actually 15 and a half but if you still wanna longboard and suck my dick we can go tomorrow

I'll make you nigger rich.

I cant take it any more. I need you to beat me up. Tie me to the bed and punch my face until i bleed. Then beat my balls into a pulp.

roll

I'd like to give you my long board if you know what I mean

this

Sharpie in pooper or gtfo.

Someone drank too many rock stars before bed time

rololol check these dubs

You should join a hardcore band. bitches in hardcore bands are always loved.

I dont want to bullshit this any more. I will pay you $14,000 if you let me eat your shit from your ass. This is not a joke. You may also turn me into a man whore.

This convo is making me longbored, nudes?

so close

I sexually Identify as an Neckbeard. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Earth tipping m'fedora to beautiful m'ladies . People say to me that a person being a Neckbeard is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install anime in my veins , 30 mm fedoras and Meme o' missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "White Knight" and respect my right to meme from above and tip m'fedora when necessary . If you can't accept me you're an SJW and need to check your privilege. Arigato for being so understanding. tip

Put on a strap on and fuck me raw, no lube. I want my asshole to bleed and crack inside as you insult me. Please mistress. This is not a joke

Here's the thing. You said a "queef is a fart." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is an Alabama redneck who studies farts, I am telling you, specifically, in Alabama, no one calls queefs farts. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "fart family" you're referring to the gastronomic grouping of flatulence, which includes things from shit bubbles to tear-assers to Alabama mweep-mwoppers. So your reasoning for calling a queef a fart is because random people "call the ass ones farts?" Let's get diarrhea and bloodfarts in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a Newfoundlander or a gassy person? It's not one or the other, that's not how gastronomy works. They're both. A queef is a queef and a member of the fart family. But that's not what you said. You said a queef is a fart, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the fart family farts, which means you'd call piss, the runs, and other waste removal processes farts, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're gassy, you know?

Nudes?

You are so fucking sexy, I want you to be my mistress. I want to only be able to drink your piss and eat your shit. Lock my dick up in a cage and make me your slut.

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This and only this

Keep tapping the suggested words on your keyboard to make a sentence

God, the things i want you to do to me. First, i want you to shit on my chest and force me to rub it in, then piss in my mouth and make me swallow.

Say this and I'll ensure nudes OP
>Guitar AND Violin? Damn you're talented! Have you heard Darrel Kellie's Acoustic Classical rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody?

Hello my fellow sirs and madams, I am a newcomer to this internet forum. *Gives you a complementary upvote as a token of friendship*. My name is niceguyplzdontfriendzone1, but you can call me a Gentleman and a Scholar. As you can see I am very sophisticated and classy, that's why I came here, to meet other classy people like me. :) I'm 13 years old (I'm very mature for my age though!!) I like to watch Cosmos with Carl Sagan with my girlfriend (that's right I have a GIRLFRIEND, sorry ladies :P ), its our favorite TV show because it is so classy and intellegent! She's classy to of course but we want to meet more classy people! :) As they say, a Gentleman can never be to popular! Anyways, I hope to meet alot of sophisticated gents and ladies here so please don't hesitate to respond (or PM me ladies ;) ). I bid you fellow my brethren as I go off to other great endeavors (me being classy again haha).
Till our grand paths cross again,
-A Gentleman and a Scholar

I want to eat out your asshole after you shit, make me a worthless object. This is my dream, and this is not a joke. I want to become your whore.

Holy christ fuck your hobbies and send me some tits already jfc

Quads win

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QUADS STRIKE AGAIN

So I kinda want to slam my cock into your ass raw dog style while I twist them titties and fist that pussy till it's looser than a pornstar in a BBC gangbang bitch. Now swallow my load like the butt slut you are!

Longboard is the wrongboard, fgt

CAN I HAVE A TIT PIC

When are we getting together? I'm not going to lie to you...I need someone to sit on my face, and you seem to be the perfect candidate.

Look, either be the girl I'm going to rail tonight or I will start looking somewhere else. Either way, someone is going to get their pussy pounded tonight, so why not let it be you?

Check

Hey
Look, I'm having trouble ...
I'm typing the most disgusting thing I can think of because I kinda want to push you away.

I'm scared that my dream might come true, I had a dream that we were like a "thing" and it was so good and it felt so real that now I'm intimidated by you so much.

I mean the sex in the dream was out of this world...

send nudes

Shes not phases? Op, end this now, shes the right one.

Now let's just wait for OP to deliver

waiting on the edge of my seat for it, maybe OP is busy

Re rolling for this cringe