*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*
hey bby, u want sum fuk?

what do?

that's more white skin than argentinians combined

gladly

naturally, we're a proud amerindian nation.

If I push you down that pool, will you drown?

it would be extremely painful

How can you fuck that? I mean physically

I think that fat floats

Based gook.

I'd wreck that shit too.

I mean

if you insist

I could try?

I've fucked a chick almost that big. It works. In fact not only does it work, it's fucking fun as fuck.

>it's fucking fun as fuck
how come? genuinely curious

I guess it would be nice to have that much body to fuck. Did you feel like you were being absorbed?

> I've fucked a chick almost that big
Why would you do something like that?

yes

I like fatties, it's like their whole body is boobs or something.
Yes, basically.
Because I could, I suppose.

leave America.

>it's like their whole body is boobs
kek, I imagine it's like swiming in jelly

Don't you ever worry about their health sometimes? I mean, if they're really obese.

Other than that, how good are they at cuddling? Are they warm and cozy?

Thought it was only the Japanese that did whaling.

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Yeah very cozy and awesome to cuddle. I doubt people that size often get very old though. Obesity is terrible for one's health. Nobody can deny that.

Kek I'm the same fag talking about how much I love fat chicks but this is the dumbest thing I've read on Sup Forums all week.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Some do, some don't, but I don't think staying very obese should be encouraged just because there's a chance very little would happen.

>Ice caps are melting
>Water level is rising worldwide
>TFW the real reason everyone's getting so fat is because we're getting ready for the climate change

>he doesnt love SSBBW

I-I don't suppose you asked her to sit on you at any point?

kek

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Kek no but I suddenly kinda wish I had. Wonder what that would have been like. Probably unsafe.

Why are you trying to drown a whale?

zoo

>a bargain chocolate eggs sale, perhaps?