Ask a proud Puerto Rican anything

Ask a proud Puerto Rican anything

Is your name Tony Montana?

No, but he is absolutely a Rican.

How're the vacation spots there? Not the high-class ones, the ones for people of modest means.

Well, not an expert on the tourist spots, considering I just live here, even I haven't been to most of them.

I'd guess they're fine, but you have to do the research, cause there are bad areas.

Huele Bicho

Chinga tu madre, maricon

If you dress up in stealth gear, are you puerto recon?

me cago en tu madre

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Absolutely

That's where Daddy Yankee is from, right? If so, can you be a good boy and kill him for me? (:

SPREAD MY ANUS BABE :)

Yeah, I fucking hate Daddy Yankee and reggaeton for that matter.

Isn't that the Ohio flag...

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Well, we are notorious flag stealers. It also looks like the Cuban flag combined with the American flag too.

How do you not know that Ohio's flag is shaped weird? Leave the country

are you Puerto rican

Why are all of the Rico guys named Angel and are usually huge pieces of shit?

Also why do you all drive honda civics and overpopulate Orlando?

When the hell are you guys going to become a state so we can just cut hawaii loose already?

As far as I know you guys use murricanese dollars, pay your taxes to the US gov, get mil protection, all under "outlying territory" status. you just don't get to vote in our elections yea?
Seems like kind of a shit deal.

how butt hurt are you that you're not a state?

what are you honestly proud of concerning your heritage?

What the fuck Ohio.
Seriously... fucking states shouldn't even have flags, wtf. States aren't running around conquering shit putting their flag on anything, fuck off states. Gee maybe my county should have its own flag too. And one for my township. And my city. And my neighborhood. And my house. And one for just me. Fucking flags.

No
We go to Orlando because it's the cheapest place to fly to, and the economy is shit, or something
I guess I'd rather Puerto Rico become a state, but I've always kinda looked the other way TBH, like, I'm only 19, and I've only recently started caring, and I still have no real opinion.
Not really

would you?

I'm proud the same way Americans are proud of their country, or anyone else. I guess it doesn't hurt to take pride in the culture you were surrounded with.

I'm gay

>muh heritage
Fucking americans...
Puerto Rico, retain a sense of uniqueness and resist becoming assimilated like the do-nothing retards that fill the other fifty worthless states in this country.

kek see if Putin will help your country out if you join the Russian federation. That would be the funniest fucking thing to happen in this hemisphere in the last five centuries.

malta, yes or no

ok no problem

asking the real questions.

you are now after seeing that

no

same. also gay.
too bad there are no gay puerto ricans, as I've been told, since they're all catholic and catholics are never gay. lel

kek

I would hit that nice legs

I love a good chocolate malta.

Tell that to Ricky Martin

anyway to get ricomini brazo gitanos without actually visiting the bakery in person? live stateside by the way

Well, he's not catholic, I believe.

I tried but he couldn't hear my with all those cocks in his ears.

>earcocks
Ohh, he should get those looked at by a specialist. So sad, it happens to the best of em.

Never been, I live in San Juan, and I've never bothered to drive there just to try it. I don't have a life anyway which doesn't help.

En q pueblo vives? :)

eastsound

maybe pick some beach on the west side of the island and go visit it

I visited crash boat beach while on vacation years ago, it was nice

Why do white Puerto Ricans Rican like acting black and saying 'nigga' a lot, but do not like being called black, or nigga or being white?
And why do black Puerto Ricans hate being calling black despised looking chared? Pretty much makes them look like hypocrites. And why do Puerto Ricans think Puerto Rican is a race of people, rather than a nationality or cutural thing. The only pure Puerto Rican or Boricua are the Natives, who are pretty much mixed with many other races.

I think white Puerto Ricans think they're socially permitted to say it because they live in a small island. I think black people hate being called black because they consider themselves Spanish (which isn't true). Puerto Ricans think we're a race because we have huge egos.

Lol. Best answer i've seen.
Are you Puerto Rican?

Yeah, I'm OP

Reggaeton sucks true or false?

Already mentioned this before, but yeah, reggaeton sucks.

He was Cuban

How many times do they play despacito?

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What's your beef with Mexicans?

I respect Puerto Ricans, by WHY THE FUCK ARE SO MANY OF YOU on Infinite Warfare? Did you like...pass a memo around or something?

How are the plantains out there, you cleverly diguised hatian?

You can keep your star. We don't have a place for it on our flag.

this is so true, every fucking time i stg

It's already part of the US user

Joke
Enough for me to be totally sick of it.
Americans tend to confuse us with Mexicans, like them thinking our food is spicy, we eat tacos, hell I've heard people actually thinking we're affected by the wall
A better question is why you're playing Infinite Warfare?
Now, only some of us are niggers, don't be mistaken.

Fuck you, you deadbeat spic. Pay back your country's debts. And also fuck you for that cuck Lin-Manuel Miranda.

I couldn't care less myself. US flag is crowded.

>why you're playing Infinite Warfare?
Because I cba to just play Minecraft all day. Also, it's fun to politically instigate people on CoD.

I'm sorry for Miranda, but that debt is our government's fault ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dont deny your true heritage

Why does everyone hate haitians?

What do you think about dominicans? Would you date a dominican chick?

Don't know, not Haitian ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What do you think about Puerto Rican's that cannot speak spanish?

Yeah, my abuelo lives in the Dominican Republic now for whatever, good people. I'd date a Dominican guy.

I live in San Juan too, the town I'm in is going to shit (like most towns nearby tbh) but I still enjoy it

I couldn't care less.

any more good PR bands like Puya?

Holy shit don't remind me,
Every day whether you're walking around at night or going to the store you can always hear that shit blasting loudly somewhere 24/7

are you a brown skin puerto rican or a white skin one?

also would you consider white skin ricans to be white?

From what ive gathered its an arbitrary way for puerto ricans to feel superior to something.

Not all puerto ricans think this was, but a good number do.

A u.s. Equivilabnt would be
Chicaogo: hey, atleast we:'re not detroit

Well, truth be told, my mom is native Puerto Rican, and Dad is a white American, but dad left so whatever. So basically I look pretty brown, I blend in. And yes, I do consider white ricans white.

Yo que es la que hay huelebichos! de aguadilla aqui ;)

I wish I could spoiler but...

One of my parents is brown and the other white yet I came out white. Both Puerto Ricans btw. Older brother is brown and older before oldest brother is white. Yet my oldest brother is brown. All the same parents btw.

My nieces and nephews are brown but that is because my other two brothers like niggers. So the niglets are actually black.

Unfortunately I'm the beta of the family.

Corozal aqui motherfuckers

Carlos Mendez es santero.

Why did 80% of boricuas identified as white in the census?

whats your nationality?

because most Puerto Ricans believe that being of spanish descent is better. Slight racism. and the goverment is evil and/or retarded

Why do you people get so angry so easily?

Because we are white. I already mentioned that I have white skin after asking OP question.

You have any idea why so many PR's live in NY or migrated there?

Cause of the way we are raised by angry people raised by angry people raised by angry people raised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry people

Dated a guy that use to call me Puerto Potty. Pretty damn funny.

Why are your women so damn awful? Worst attitudes I've seen outside of niggers.

not op but native to PR.
At some point in the 60s we where fed a story that things where better if we moved to NY that we could have a better life there so a lot of us migrated there. Now there's a huge amount of puerto ricans in NY so people keep going there from here

Ur a slutty poorfag bitch and you know it

are you a communist?

thoughs on Nyuericans?

Alcalde de aguadilla Carlos Mendez construye edificios con simbología santera para proteger a aguadilla

Fucking aids, they are more African American than Puerto Rican. they are so out of touch with the Real PRican culture.