Work at dominos

>work at dominos
>closing in 30 minutes
>guy orders 5 pizzas
>wat do?

Shit on one.

>cook the fucker his pizzas you ingrate

Do your fucking job?

this

spend 10 fucking minutes typing up this post you lazy fucking MILLENIAL GET BACK TO WORK YOU FUCKING CUCCCKKKKK HEHEHEHEYAYAEYAHAEHAEH

make 5 pizzas

30 minutes? how about you put in your 4 hour shift and stop trying to pretend you're off work earlier than you actually are you povertyborne degenerate. cook his fucking pizzas

Your job you fucking pussy. What, did that 6 hour shift really wear you down?

Make them, its your job. Shouldn't matter if he ordered them now or 30 seconds before you close.

As an ex cook for a 5 star. skimp there orders. Half the amount of topping just enough cheese to cover the sauce when it melts. if they asked for anything in sauce cups with lids add some extra salt.
and last but not least rub your nuts across all paper plates and plastic ware.

You do your job and remember that in less than 10 years you'll be replaced by a robot.

Make his pizzas.

>add some extra salt
what the fuck kind of kitchen do you think they have at a pizza chain? what the fuck kind of sabotage is this anyway?
>SEASON THEY'RE VEGGIES THAT'LL SHOW EM
how the fuck do you not have dough up and ready for 5 fucking pizzas? 30 min isn't even that late. jesus h fucking christ, son. end it all now.

Na you only fuck with them a little. Enough that it bothers them but not enough that it makes them come yelling at the store.
Idk i guess the people i had to cook for may have had better tastes.

Make the pizza and imagine the tip you wont get cause the dude is most likely high as fuck to order 5 pizzas at such a late hour.

Make self into pizza

Used to be the assistant manager on a local pizza place for a couple years

>open until 3am on Friday and Saturday
>always drunk assholes ordering after 2am (make them pay with card over phone to avoid no shows on deliveries
>takes phones off the hook at 2:50am
>ALWAYS AN ONLINE ORDER AT 2:58AM
>either one large pepperoni or some bullshit like a half alfredo chicken half meat lovers
>drivers always gone until 3:45, im stuck with most of dishes on top of breaking down kitchen
>drivers bitch about 2:58am order not tipping/answering door

Ive been the guy ordering pizza five minutes before closing, but please make it worth the effort for those poor fucks working night shift at a pizza place. Its frustrating and we may seem pleasant over the phone but we actively hate you and might fuck with your food.

>by might i mean probably 78% chance you get some form of DNA in your food

Make the pizzas. You're not closed yet. Shouldn't take you 30 minutes to make 5 pizzas. At least you don't work at a pub kitchen that stays open till 1:30 am.

shit on all of them

>come yelling at the store.
You talk like a poor piece of shit
>may have had better tastes
i repeat.... a pizza chain's kitchen. there are three ingredients to a pizza and guess how many of them are salt.

ayyy, love the Jennette picture.

Cook the pizzas because it's what you're being paid to do.

>there are three ingredients to a pizza

well, that's your problem. you have no idea what the fuck a pizza is or what it's made of. three ingredients? dough alone has at least three.

Make clean, quality pizza for this hardworking man and the family he loves. Collect tip.

cheese, bread, sauce

ya doofus

>Make clean, quality pizza for this hardworking man and the family he loves.

What the fuck has happened to this board

I work in an auto dealership. Until you have a customer come in 5 minutes before you close and test drive 4 cars and then haggle for 3 hours, then have to wash the car and deliver it, getting out 4 hours after you were supposed to leave, fuck you.

Your job, kiddo.

How bout you do your fucking job.. if you wanna get out on time, get a real job... fag

lol, those are three separate foods, generally with more than one ingredient per food.

>having a job
>kiddo

Pick one, junior.