Plain and simple, what do u guys think is the best suicide method ?

plain and simple, what do u guys think is the best suicide method ?

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Falling. I think it was 25 meters or something to reach terminal velocity.

Carbon monoxide poisoning, it preserves the body best and is one of the least painful methods

Falling is scary as fuck dude. People who survive attempts always say that they instantly regret it. I'm gonna go with carbon monoxide poisoning because it's easy as fuck to die this way accidentally. The only problem is you can be easily rescued if you don't get enough time.

Cyanide

Turn in the engine of your car in the garage and just wait

Train

Hot bath, painkillers, vodka, razorblade. Just make sure to slice deep enough to expose a vein or artery and the slice it up lengthways. Don't be an idiot like me and post a farewell message on a site because you will get rescued. I was minutes from death not 6 months ago and I regret it now.

>obtain heroin, ketamine, and everclear
>dissolve heroin and ketamine into everclear bottle
>chug bottle
>slip into coma and die in complete bliss

Today's cars are too fuel efficient, it takes too long
Need to find a high speed track for surefire method and even then might end up just mutilating.
Where would you find that

Can confirm this. I tried to kill myself by leaving my car on in my garage. I woke up in an ambulance with the worst nose bleed I've ever had and they said my neighbor found me.

He's too much of a bro. He heard my car running and broke down my fucking garage door to when he saw me asleep in the car through the window. Dislocated his shoulder. I barely even knew him.

Falling its a good one, but i think u should be drunk as fuck first, and trying it at least froma 10th floor or sth

Really makes you appreciate life doesn't it? A near death experience.

No, i wish I were dead even more now. I even told the EMT not to use life saving measures hoping that I would die on the ride there.

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Getting hammered off the very best liquor you can find then plowing into an 18 wheeler at 120 mph while being chased by the cops.

How long ago was this? Pic related is from a failed attempt where i very nearly bled out. Lost consciousness and was in the ICU for 3 days.

>He's too much of a bro
Hahaha what a fucking bro, if I heard my neighbours car on for awhile I wouldn't think anything of it yet alone go and look through the window. I'm debating doing something like this, my car is old 1998 and I've removed catalytic converter smells terrible but my parents garage is rarely open like has air gaps so would that fuck it up

Connect a hose from the exhaust pipe and put it through a window then use tape to cover any openings including all windows, doors and ventilation.

10 months ago. I was admitted to the psychiatric ward of the hospital for 3 days after the initial few days in ICU treating my fucked up vision and muscle control.

From exhaust pipe into the car of course

Get to know the Clintons. You'll end up on the fifth page of the local paper for committing suicide by shooting yourself in the back of the head 4 times

>acquire some strong or razor wire
>find a building or height that wont end in splat
>tie noose from wire
>once its around neck Superglue hands to head
>jump
>body found at first glance looks like victim tore own head off
>profit

Best in terms of efficiency, painlessness, what?

What do you mean by best?

for what is rolling it seems Monoxide Carbon is winning the Gold medal fellas, maybe its the best method among them if you can do it and works out well

exactly that bruh... efficiency, quickest, painlessness etc

I heard getting drunk and swimming as far out in the ocean as you can is a really good way too. Exhaustion kicks in and those currents just drag you further out and you eventually drown.

This sounds very efficient, do you pass out relatively quickly from the gas or should you OD on something to knock you out

drowning is a terrible one

You have a literal smörgåsbord of suggestions here. My advice is don't do it but if you're deadset on it i recommend

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Cigarettes

Carbon monoxide knocks you out pretty quick from what I've heard.

Check this site out lostallhope.com/suicide-methods

Definitely gunshot.

Your brain will not have time to register the death. you will not feel anything as long as you pierce the actual brain and not the frontal lobe only.

Just get a nice, heavy caliber gun like a 45. cal, then get yourself a few margaritas. Make sure you don't skip on the salt.

Once you down a few, having a good time, make your night even better! Dip the barrel of the handgun in the margarita salt, put it in your mouth, taste that delicious taste of release, and pull the trigger.

drink myself to death while someone plays me out on a trumpet.

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I've heard ppl who nearly drowned almost always say that once you draw a breath of water the pain stops. Every suicide method is gonna be unpleasant in some way so, quite literally, you have to pick your poison

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Many a times I thought about doing this, oops, wheel slips and I hit a semi with a haed on collision. No chance of survival for me, but possibility of collateral damage (driver, cars behind him etc)

Also, I say this everytime in threads like these, but strangulation is probably the most efficient method, you pass out in under 10 second and dead in 30 minutes, just dont let anyone find you or else potato.

plum pit

>takes a few years
>there's a good chance you won't even develop lung cancer
>smoking is weird

Really?

a LOT of alcohol and enough Vicodin and Oxycontin to knock you out one last time..no pain..no mes

Yea you'll need about 50 dozen

Free fall to freedom

>get sword
>get armor
>get AR15
>go to middle east
>retake the holy land
>die for the glory of god
on the flipside
>possibly retake the holy land instead of dying
>become national hero and defeat terrorism
>become a symbol for new world hope
>no longer want to die because life is now great
>deus vult

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Thanks buddy. I will do that.

Attempted to shoot myself once. I put the gun in my mouth and pulled the trigger, but the gun didn't fire.

It scared me too much, i couldn't do it again.

OK so this is gunna be hard to do but here's what ima do.
>buy a parachute
>get a noose ready
> steal a sports car
>tie noose to parachute and ur neck while also tied to the car
> somehow either live stream it or get on the news
> get going super fast on the highway
> put brick on gas
> make sure the parachute is good to go
> jump out and decapitate yourself while on livestream or news

If you ever see that this happened it was me

No do mine in the middle of the night to avoid collateral. And dont strangle yourself. Just jump from a good height with rope around your neck and it'll snap and cause insta death

You gotta take the safety off.

Honestly depends on the person. I like the idea of burning a charcoal grill in an airtight room or a closet. Taking a nap and never waking up. I also like hanging, its old fashioned and efficient, not much mess or danger for the person cleaning up after you. But if you dont care about the people you leave behind theres something of a climax to the hair trigger pull of a gun.. the slip of a finger that cant be undone. everything over in an instant. yeah, i like that myself but i dont want to leave a mess. im not suicidal myself, i just kinda hope to die sooner rather than later

Cut your penis off, then put it in your mouth. Shove alcohol soaked tampons up your ass until you either die of alcohol poisoning or blood loss.

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My worry is my scrambled brain will cling to conciousness during my last few moments of existence

No way to know if it's completely lights out or you'll still b conscious just missing a few ideaz

The thing with snapping your neck to insta-death is that there is a chance it won't work, then your're just gonna suffocate and suffer. Although given a good amount of distance you're probably gonna get knocked out anyway from the whiplash.

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>what do u guys think is the best suicide method ?

Large caliber handgun stuck in your mouth. Aim for the brain stem. It'll all be over in an instant.

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>> steal a sports car
then you get your ass stretched by Tyrone in jail
The End

Whats the nmatter? Bug up ur as?

Best and most painless option is a 12ga shotgun blast from under the chin face up at a 45° angle towards the back of the head. The blast will be sufficient enough to completely remove and disintegrate the brain from the body. You will be dead the moment you pull the trigger. No pain. No suffering. No chance of surviving (if done right)

No helium and cpap mask? Sure is summer in here..

I said it was gonna be hard, but maybe ull get on the news while doing it but really it can be any car

living a long, fulfilling life, and dying of natural causes so that my children may continue my bloodline

living in this world

shotgun up the pooper, pay a black trannie to pull the trigger.

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The best? A bullet to the head, no doubt.

The impact alone is more than enough to make you instantly faint, and the wound takes care of the rest. Regaining consciousness after being shot in the head is very, very unlikely, and even if you miss an instantly lethal spot, the chances are that there will be enough trauma in your head to keep you sleeping for a few days, in the best of the cases.

I don't think there's a more effective and quick way, other than guillotine, but even if you had your head chopped off, you would still be conscious for a few seconds afterwards, so a bullet would still be faster.

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Nah but do you like my idea?

>2017
>Still cutting wrists
Do it right, cut the neck you fucking retarded.

>talking about how to kill yourself.
>No one has my suggestions.
>you're all gay.

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Yeah like i said, good height. Get a 20+ ft drop and you should be fine

please dont mess around, what the actual fuck is MIJ that u talkin

Just slit your wrists and bleed out in a bathtub.

No cutting, that is gay ass shit

Came to say this.

You experience the most blissful happiness, like being wrapped in god's baby blanket.

Then you fall into a very happy sleep.

And don't wake up.

Jumping dick first into a volcano.

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