How hard is it to get laid at college for a fat guy? My bitch ass is about 5'10 240, good style, decent face...

How hard is it to get laid at college for a fat guy? My bitch ass is about 5'10 240, good style, decent face. What are my chances boys

You got money?

mind games all games it really is...<
and ofc balls

Post face
Also fat guys who say they have style are always ugly neckbeards, 5 percent chance

just go to backpage my man. ask what their rates are, dont mention anything about sex, ask them where you can meet and go phuck them. protip no black girls..they WILL screw you over.

Are you funny? Then chances are very good.

It's all about confidence. Just come across strong willed, and don't say stupid shit, then the ladies will pay attention to you. Keep that up, and you can rope one in

Get ready to fuck someone whos 180+ lbs

I was 28 and I fucked an 18 year old in community college. Anything is possible.

Those are almost exactly my metrics(I'm 230 not 240) and I got laid pretty consistently in college with a moderate amount of effort. As long as your face doesn't look like pulled pork and you have some semblance of social skills you should be fine.

honestly its college ull prolly some stupid drunk chick just be sure to get one that wont be omg was slighly intoxicated rape

Op here, trying to post my face but says my file is too large on every pic ffs

edit it to fit the guidlines newfag

>How hard is it to get laid at college for a fat guy?

Depends?

I've known 'fat' guys, who compensate with good personalities that own their looks and manage to get chicks...just don't over-compensate (re: act desperate, or like d-bag).

Getting the girl you want could be tricky though. You want a 10/10 girl, you better have some moves. But an average girl, with curves herself. Close your 'range'. Probably have a better chance.

But if you're dead set on that 10/10 girl, the keyword is "Escorts".

You're probably going to spend the same (if not more) amount of money courting an average, regular girl into an intimate relationship, than you would on a $300 per night escort (possibly a college student herself). An escort who would suck your dick like a champ; without question.

Even Sup Forums is telling you you're fat

stop eating for a while. lose 30 pnds.

Please don't swear at me

and btw thats me in the pic the thursday after last.

did you try tuning fat setting off?

Pls don't swear at me

just lose weight you lazy fuck

lol you doubleposted haha

HER HER HER >:D

Is me on right

here ya go Op this might help

>just lose weight you lazy fuck
this
rules 1 and 2 faggot

I was like you, except I was strong while I was fat. Girls accept chubby if you're strong. Maybe fat too if you have great arms.
You will not get attractive girls first year, until you lose weight and become funny. Then you will get more friends, go out with friends, meet hotter people, and eventually bang hotter people.

Rookie move is to go right for the 8's. Remember, you need to slay a few dragons before you get to that gold. Just don't get a reputation for banging 4's.

/thread

step one shave the shitty mustache
step two try to look mor enthuziastic
step three get a chick drunk

10/10 means a lot more than fake boobs and tan. No hooker on earth could possibly be 10/10 to me.

If there's a bar/club that starts 18+ and switches to 21+ later, the 18 year olds pregame it too hard and are really easy.

I'm 6'1" and damn near 270lbs and my gf is about 120. I think you can do just fine, OP. It just depends on what else you can bring to the table and who you're going after. Stay away from Greek girls and focus on tumblrinas (note: not the bright colored hair ones, we're talking about the cute ones with chokers and daddy issues). Focus your style on outdoors/work wear like raw denim, non-autistic boots, chunky sweaters, etc. and learn to be /lit/. You don't have to switch to being an English major, but know some basic talking points about authors they'll know (we're talking entry-level modernists like Hemingway and Fitzgerald, and the "lost generation" as well as some beats - ladies tend to like Keruoac since they probably read On the Road once, or at least started it). Lastly, get some alcohol in your system as a bit of social lubricant and brapppp brapppp brapppp, you're good to go. Not saying it's a one-size-fits-all solution, but it's what worked for me.

Think I look better with the stache. Grown in a lot better since that pic was taken. Is a stache to "try-hardy"?

But I fucking hate those girls, I want athletic ones

>Good style: 2/10
>decent face: 5/10
>>your fucking friends: 0/10
There's a slim chance you'll get laid at college. UNLESS you hit the gym every day of your life freshman year and eat right and get in shape then change your social group and you're good to go

But you can't even see my style in the pic

Well let's see your style then. Post a pic, but by looking at your friends clothes I can assume you don't dress all to different than them and they look like high school kids who don't get laid

You forgot to mention you are also either 1. Retarded or 2. Are a major prick, so fat chance for a not fat bitch, bitch

Just go jogging and lift a few times a week tho, fuck

Fucking this

I hit the gym 3 times a week, squat 250 deadlift 330 bench 180. Spent entire freshmen and sophomore year doing it so I could look good naked.

But I'm an autistic faggot, and while every other fat asshole from my freshmen dorm has gotten some while I'm here on Sup Forums once again, virgin still. Take my word for it, lifting is a meme.

Lol wut... None of you fags are gonna be getting laid. Sorry op.

clean shave and collared shirt, cmon man at least get the basics down

>No hooker on earth could possibly be 10/10 to me.

No "Hooker" can be 10/10....that why they're referred by a more derogatory label like "hooker".

"Escorts" on the other hand, signifies quality and some standards. I've seen some 10/10 escorts, real professional, no drama, no judgement.

You have better luck finding them in online classifieds for major cities though, because they know that's where the real money is. Looking online in your hometown or small cities; they're just average hookers looking to pay a bill/habit for a cheapo BJ.
>the more you know

Remember the 80:20 rule.

80 percent of finding someone is personality. Don't be cringey, don't be creepy. Awkward is fine if you have the charisma. If you're gonna tell some jokes, have some decent charisma. Actually just try to work on your charisma.

If you think I'm wrong, watch Ron Jeremy's in one of those peoples courts things(YouTube). Forget which judge he was with but we all know he's not a good looking man. However, his charisma is off the charts. He has the judge practically melting in his hands.

The 20% is looks. It matters way less than personality but it's the first thing people notice about you. It gets you in the door so to speak. Just stay on top of it, doesn't have to beodel status looks, just well kept.

Just looking good doesnt make you not a douche, pick up some social skills fuck

Literally wearing a collared flannel shirt in the pic

You got a good chance to get with a heavy girl if you got a decent personality. Up your game a bit, and you can be a decent looking girl's drunken mistake!

Step one: you look like a child molester, shave your mustache or grow in got we.
Step two: you better be funny
Step three: They know your fat but won't care if you embrace it and are charismatic.
Step four: You like like an autist, so not sure anything anyone tells you will help. I know this is not really a step but maybe you can figure out how to not be an autist.

haha this faggot is actually white knighting prostitutes. the state of Sup Forums holy FUCK

>Lose weight
>get haircut
>Lose weight
>Shave creepy stache
>Lose weight
>Find less cringey people to hang out with
>Lose weight

theres is a difference between "lifting" and actually going to the gym correctly. Im talking actually work out at the gym and do lots of different shit and hit treadmills etc.
also if you surround yourself with different people it will change your personality more towards theirs. (Subconsciously) -its psychology

From his replies, abandon fucking thread. Later

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Lookinggood is what gets you laid. OP's goal is to get laid. So looking good is good

>thinking there's any way to make the gay go away without prayer
Lingering faggot detected

fuck u cory

>shave your whole face like a normal person
>find less cringe people to hang out with
>find less cringe people to hang out with

yeah don't tell me how to work out, i run 3 miles on weekends too.

the point im making is it doesn't matter how fit you are if you're a pussy autistic bitch who can't approach people. which is me, and probably OP too

You'll be fine, brother. Don't sweat it, try not to lose patience, and everything will fall into place. Right place, right time, right woman -- all it takes. Hope it all works out for ya. Cheers.

theres always shock theapy courtesy of mike pence

is this you op?

Mike "Like cock, get shocked" Pence

add in a pedo stach and ya i think its OP

If you look good you don't have to approach people as often and also it makes it easier. When you're confident about yourself it makes stuff way easier

If you think you're doing the gym so right then it's your diet. Change that and you will thin out. Because there's no such thing as gym not working. Basic knowledge of anatomy

God if there is any image that sums up Sup Forums for me it is that one. Never forget that 80% of the time the faggot behind the screen is someone just like that fatass

You're literally asking the wrong place. Just keep trying and learn from your mistakes.

i feel left out then seeing as how im 6'2 and 150lbs

THIS. A confident smile and starting off by saying hello goes a long way

Underrated post

as opposed to moralfaggin'?
>"holy FUCK"

So what I learned from this, I should gain weight and just get escorts. Thanks guys

Slim to none. Loose some weight so she can at least get to the little guy

>Pretty much this bro.

I was 320lbs freshman year, decided to lose weight and by end of year I was 245lbs. In between I was making fwb with heavier, but still good looking girls. Once I got 195lbs at 6'2. Bitches started talking and flirting with me first, so it just became easier to bang hotter chicks.

Now in the work force and it has payed off to be fit in so many ways. Trust me man, don't wait until you're finished with school to lose weight. I know a lot of people who did, which is still great, but missed out on so many cools things just because of their weight. Kind of sad I know, but I had to come to terms with this reality in freshman year. It feels good to be invited out for things and to actually get hit on by girls. Worth it.

? I'm not fat, I'm 5'10'' 160 lb. The gym has worked for me, I'm the fittest I've been in my life, and I was always the skeleton type of nerd before I started working out anyway.

Last time I'm saying this, my point is hitting the gym is not everything. If your only goal is to get laid, there are far more efficient methods. Every single person who has a decent-sized coed friend group gets laid in college. Instead of joining one, I focused on getting fit cause I suck ass at socializing, and while I have gotten fit, it has not worked.

dont worry OP i found the perfect land whale... i meam female for you

surprisingly sturdy apparatus....how much?

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fuck if i know im not into that shit

Chris?

MY MAN

Hate to be cliché but it's what is in the inside that really matters. You could have a 10/10 body but have the personality of a potato and no girl is going to fuck you. Be charismatic, outgoing, witty, and leave the fedora at home.

You also want to get some cardio in so you want have a heart attack right in the middle of fucking.

Do you want a medal you faggot

0 chance with the hot girls, but anyone can fuck the ugly fat bitches at most campuses. Just because you're in college doesn't mean people have lower standards unless they're stupid drunk in which case you shouldn't be fucking them because that's immoral but this is Sup Forums so I doubt you have those. Anyway, go for fat bitches and you'll be ight or lose some of that disgusting fat. Most college tuition comes with a gym, use it, tubby

That's not true at all. Having a 10/10 body gets you laid all the time. The shitty personality just makes it hard to fuck girls multiple times but sometimes they'll just deal with it for the sex.

We're not asking him to become arnold, but saying shit like that is what keeps people from actually trying.

Yes personality is important and if he just stays inside playing vidya and not meeting people cause of it then it wont help him.

when do i get my medal

One of my sorority sisters swears up and down that fat guys are the best lovers. She says they always go down on her and sometimes they even tongue her ass. She's a published swim suit model and most of you fucked up perves would says she's a solid 8 or 9 out of 10. She also says girth is much more important than length when it come to penis size. I did see her once let a guy lick her toes. Crazy girl.

Idk about you but i hate the whole lick feet thing kinda makes me sick thinking about it

Why do you enjoy pretending to be a woman on the internet?

those jeans

>this/thread

Wear a football jersey. The girls will think your on the team, hell you might even be able to score a cheerleader.