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lmfao look at that smug namekian

>8 post early
Autism

KONSTANTINOV WAS SNUBBED

malkin better than toews imo

Man I loved that show as a kid but I forge all the names of the alien things

UHh where did all the Hawks ""fans"" go? I am seeing no one come to the defense of Toews and Kane?

Reminder that Thornton was snubbed

I don't think even they could be that delusional. NHL should be embarrassed.

>defending a balding manlet rapist

How deep has Iginla run his legacy into the ground?

I thought they'd at least be memeing it up and posting pictures of them hoisting the Cup. Guess they all disappeared upon realizing their "dynasty" is over.

he shouldve taken a cue from sundin and just retired, but he couldnt accept >no cups

if he had he'd literally be chillin in the hhof right this very moment

>Columbus fans laying claim to Federov

why don't you just tattoo 'casual' on your forehead

Chokers aren't elite

The real snubs were Price, Quick, Williams, Malkin and maybe Doughty.

of all the players on those good kongs teams you pick two non-essential plugs and say maybe to the legitimately elite guy.

you don't even know how to skate do you sandnigger?

>Federov
>spelling it wrong
why don't you just tattoo 'casual' on your forehead

>marcel dionne isn't elite

Nice bait Armenia but I'll give you this anyway:
>Hart
>Art Ross
>6 All-Star Games
>4 NHL All-Star teams
>2 90+ assist seasons
>13th All-Time in Assists
>24th All-Time in Points
I know I'm a little biased but come on

Nice post Armenia

Fuck off, Putin

>rags

>One (1) season above 70 points is now considered to be in the top 100 players

ok

Now that he's a top 100 player, where does he rank? Top 20?

Price is just the goalie version of Kane. No place on a list like this.

not even close. maaaaaaybe top 40

is poopoopeeland your version of taiwan?

>a sami is among the 100 best players ever

>not appreciating sami people

samis should control swedgolia desu

And inuits should control Kanada

we gave them them baffin island

how long until samis control lulea?

Samis are losing control if anything, they're done

>185cm, 95kg with blue eyes
I've seen't real reindeer niggers and they don't look like that my man

Samis have blandat upp for centuries

Toews in and Malkin out is a fucking disgrace and everyone involved knows that. I have no idea who thought it was good idea to go through with this farce

Almost only american and canadian experts/journalists voting, what would you expect?

Will there ever be a rivalry as good as the late 90s/early 00s Avs and Wings?

No

Exactly my point. In fact pretty much everyone in lapland is some sort of saami/swede/finn/norski/kveen/whathaveyou mutt so they all should just be called lappish or some shit

Old time hockey is best hockey

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They don't like to be called "lapp". Might be because it's often used in a derogatory way though. But yeah, I agree that it is pretty ridiculous to identify yourself as sami when at least as much of other origin.

It's a problem that is fixing itself tho so bit of a non-issue, just irks me that there's as many 2m blonde, blue eyed viking looking motherfuckers claiming reindeernigger benefits as there are of the 150cm half-inuit looking OGs

I can only agree. I wouldn't have cared if it wasn't for the benefits/special rights. Giving them that means that you're admitting that they are in the right, no matter how stupid their claims may be claims

i'm making the trek to 7/11

is it nachos or is it hot dogs?

get a big gulp

#bringbackskullmeasuring

>we used to have the worlds first government founded eugenics and genetics research institute

Oh how the mighty have fallen

Didn't want to hurt Finland's feelings :(

Quick has two Cups and a Conn Smythe and Williams has three Cups, the record of points in a Game 7 and a Conn Smythe. I'd say Williams is more impressive than half of the players named since this gay NHL 100 list just counts cups and eras of irrelevant points.

He's an exception since his career was wasted on an expansion team.

All right fine. But my point remains, too many snubs and too many "muh old school hockey" picks.

He is arguably the current best. Maybe a few points off because of his huge pads but he is more elite than Fuhr imho famalam

Mornibg

BINLIN

Grod morgon

Having this gay ass all-stars asshattery during the hokki season triggers me more than I'd like to admit. I might actually watch some of this shit if it was summer but now I'm just booty blasted about missing a weekend of hokki

>hockey was three years ago

>Toews is top 100
>Malkin is not

Whens Laine doing the shootings

>the shootings

>Columpiss Poo Jackets
Kek

>columbine blood jackets

¡4:42 AM!

silly murikaano

its almost 15:00

huomenta

hyvvää päivää

>muh canadian leader

desu though toews being on the list isnt even as bad as pat lafontaine and neiuwendyk

thornton and malkin should at the very least replace those two.

Even Modano being on the list is suspect. He's only on there because he was mr america. I dont think modano ever even finished top 5 in scoring

>dopeway

Finish this sentence:

"If I were Finnish, ____."

"If I were Finnish, I'd have completed my lifetime goal and could die happy"

Im pretty sure that's what most foreigners think

>8th best at best (99-00)
wew lad

"If I were Finnish, drunk."

SUPER STINA

>Jonathan Toews #4
>Captained Blackhawks to three Stanley Cup titles

by that stupid logic dustin brown should be on the list somewhere for captaining his team to 2 stanley cups

>finishing a sentence that's already finished

you must be retarded

Yeah but Toews was the definitive captain, the kings where Kopitars team long before the gave him the V

I had a dream about cricket, lads. It was a good one too.

Did it feel like it would never end?

Yes and I was angry when I woke up desu. Tried taking a shot and going back to sleep but didn't work.

Remember that one hoki league, NHL I think it was called. They played hoki and we watched and made fun of them and their fans when they fucked up.
Good times

Fuck Finland

I'd rather not, it's all icy and shit

That's too bad. But there will always be another night and another chance.

I'm not convinced that you're not just making that up tbf. I mean, NHL, what kind of a meme name is that? Nordic Hoki League?

This one time like 8 years ago i saw 2 homeless dudes kissing in the park, and that was gayest thing i had ever seen until i saw finland posting on /hoc/.

Was Vernon,Kolzig or Brind'Amour on the list?

But how do I get to watch the all-star shit?

Im sure there will be plenty of streams posted on reddit later in the day

I can't remember what the letters stood for but all the relevant players were indeed nordgods

That part I could believe, but I still have some doubt. Do you think that they might start that league back up some day?

>poolumbus blow jobs will actually win a playoff series for the first time
>pam manletkinsson is a top 10 player

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13 year old McDavid could school all your asses

>being so mad >your team is paying a tranny fucking 3rd line goon 5.875 million instead of some cute finn

Wew lad evaluate your life

Old school Avril would school your ass

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Justin Bieber and Patrick Kane have been added to the rosters for the 2017 NHL All-Star Celebrity Shootout.

You heard me.

#Blackhawks

Is it possible the all star game is out memeing /hoc/?
They should just do a skills competition and take a leaguewide 4 days off. And get rid of the mandatory "bye period". A 3v3 tournament is retarded.

lel better than I thought she'd be

but she still shit

no other american captain has lead his team to 2 stanley cup wins before

I hope so, it'd be pretty dänk

Avril confirmed for /hoc/'s girl

She doesn't really have much to contend with though

One can only wish..

She doesn't, unless you happen to come across that Swift posting canadian poop fellow

"Lead"