Riddles thread

Riddles thread
Post riddles and try to solves them

One for you:
How far can a dog run into a forest?

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to the edge of the forest bc if it ran anymore and itd be outta the forest

close, you're on the right track

Halfway, then no matter which direction it chooses it'll be running out of the forest.

ding ding ding!

2 penguins r paddlin thru the desert. 1 penguin sez 2 da otha penguin, 'weas ur paddle', and the other one says 'yea sure does'

how does it make sense?

For 7 days I eat
For 6 days I drink
For 5 days I party
For 4 days I think
For 3 days I love
For 2 days I hate
For 1 day I go
For no days do I wait


What am I?

Sand is abrasive.

it doesnt with that shitty english

it has to be shitty english it's supposed to be spoken

a human being

how many holes does a straw have?

One

What gets wetter as it dries?

suicide victim?

suicide victim?

a suicide victim?

a towel nigga

a towel on a suicide victim?

is this a weird cry for help or something?

We have a winner! COME ON DOOOWWWNNN

ooh close! see

>Halfway, then no matter which direction it chooses it'll be running out of the forest.
Answered already. I have a riddle for you.
Who am I?
Despite my name, I do not fly.
I do fly, but only on the wings of nite.
I raise my young and house myself with my ride.
I'm a freeloader in all ways to who gives me a ride.
Who am I?

half way

I'm a faggot. What am I? (Hint: It starts with O and ends with P)

>I do not fly
>I do fly
which is it?

Both. Humans fly places even though humans don't fly. How many hints do you want?

none i honestly just want the answer

Wait, I have a riddle for you.

I see without seeing. To me, Darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?

Bat Flies. They are flightless flies who get their rides from bats, living in their nests. Bats are also known as "night wings" I hinted at with "wings of nite (night shorthanded)". Bat Flies completely depend upon their bat hosts, making them a natural freeloader.

What does no man want but no man wants to lose?

on what planet are bats known as night wings?
nice riddle tho

Earth. You must be young, or have English as a 2nd language.
Thanks for the complement. And bats known as "night wing" or "nightwing" is not completely common knowledge, but it is common knowledge with DC Comics Batman fans.

Qu'est-ce qui est jaune et qui attend ?

Ice

A bat^^

I have no idea who is waiting for that yellow whatever.

Wrong, Mr. Wayne.

as blind as a bat

Exactly.

The game

His dick.

The week?

The one who makes it doesn't want to use it. The one who buys it buys if for someone else. The one who uses it never knows they are using it. What is it?

trial

coffin

Roofies

what's brown and sticky

Baldur's Gate 2?

Correct
Not the classical correct answer, but that applies. Kudos, mate.

What’s sillier and less necessary than Bat nipples?

lel
H

poor people have it. rich people need it . and if they both eat it they die. what is it ?

nothing

What has holes and goes through an alley?

batmans parents

correct !

Jonathan.
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Shitty-ass meme, everybody just wants to punch the kid in the face

poo

wrong, it's a stick