Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

I can beat up women.

I haven't masturbated in 2 days

It's men like you that make me sick, breaking perfectly good merchandise. Strip club's next door.
Strip clubs next door pal.

I watched scat porn without puking

I didn't cry when my gf told me she cheated on me

I jack off to my own baby photos

HeHe, finally got around to watching the 2 girls ehh. Tell Jerry do give you a dirty monkey on me, if you want some tail, the whores are next door.

tougher than nails.

I know the feels pal, we all been there. Tell Jerry the spiel and he'll set you up.

I fart when I have the shits

MILK

I revealed the greatest goverment backed survailance operation known to man.

Pffff yeah so?

I downloaded child porn

With my bare ip

Tell rocky and jim we got some retards here today
Your tables ready, go ahead

Uhh i think you got the wrong address, were you lookin' for this place?

I'm a staunch Conservative in Portland.

....in front of my parents

I've watched "boku no pico", and he turned out to be a guy but that didn't stop me.

I cross the street without looking both ways

I once whipped my dick out in front of a feminist panel

(I swear they dont pay enough for these retards)
ROCKY, JIMMY
Weenie hut juniors is down the street. It looks like this

If u dont let me in Your mother will die in her sleep tonight

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I live in Russia.

I think THIS will suffice...

AND YOU SURVIVED!?!?! You crazy sonovabitch. Tell Jerry the story and he'll put you on my tab for the night.

For the Motherland!

I had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

So? It means I'm better than you, and stronger than you in every conceivable way.

i jerk off to guro cp unironically

I share porn on my facebook page

Well my fetish is holding hands

иди нaхyй

how tough am i? i jack off to traps and still call people faggots

Well I'll just go to the local bar with my friend Chuck.

heh jokes on you, I buried her last month. didnt even put up a fight
cute cards kids, run along and your parents will take you to that peanut ice cream shop
We got whatever vodka you need comrades

Tы хoчeшь пoдpaтьcя?

im so tough, i cuck my gf.

I beat the stick

You think you're special? Look kids, here's a cookie. now run along you're holding up the line.
Chuck owns the place, he's in the back and says to go play in traffic

Vodka is where it is at!

nigger

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There can only be one!!!!

aaaaand thread is gone

i smoke weeds and get high in front of da popo

You'll find your comrades inside.
Strip clubs next door fellas

saying "look kids" immediately makes me assume you are a child

dont get put in jail, user

I shat my pants in school and acted like nothing happened

I blended two ghost chili peppers with laxatives and drank the entire thing on a saturday

rocky and jimmy better get overtime for throwing these retards out
keep drinking that and youll grow up big and strong like my pal frank over here

I watched Twilight twice and the second time without crying

I'm dating a girl and over the course of 3 months convinced her she isn't a 'Pansexual' but is a heterosexual woman, and turned her from a Bernie/Liberal supporter/viewpoint into a pro-Trump Republican who already took part and voted locally for the Republican to stand in office.

Thank you comrade

I think you got the wrong address, youll wanna go here

This thread is more about confession than to get in the Salty Spitoon

i ate a bowl of nails for breakfast, i had milk tho

He's onto us guys! Panic!!!

I dont ask to get in. I just go

you confused me, am I the bait or the fish?

I finished runthegauntlet.org on both modes.

You go, the bitch stays out here. see if we can get here working with my girl Janice next door
You're gonna wanna find the guy with the milk
yeah but what are you gonna do though
Just barely scraping by, toughen up in the gym out back

step-mom walked in on me wacking it. And I didnt even stop

I saw in the window, I wouldn't go in if I were you. It is just the blue oyster bar but with a new sign.

I framed Roger Rabbit

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i am roger rabbit

i am the walrus

I was unironically arrested and investigated for threatening to shoot up a high school.

my name is roger

>KOOKOOKACHOO

Join the club. We got t-shirts.

Saw my step-brother wacking in front of my mom. I start filming and selled the movie on craigslist

wow. you're a geniue little faggot.

Do a 360 and moonwalk away fellas
Thats a good one guys. talk to Jerry about comedy night.

I know, I have a picture of you hanging in my living room next to the shelf with flowers on it....

>SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE

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wow me too

wp girl

I get like 4-5 of you edgy cunts every week. the biggest mistake you guys make is not shooting yourselves first

I'll be taking my one man comedy act to my no man watched twitch.

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Every night I jerk off to Tusk

I sleep with my feet hanging off my bed

tusk?

I also took a shot of dish washing liquid

i AM roger rabbit

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Just go back home to your fetishes

I once had oral sex with a navigator from dune

the question is, what really makes a person tough? putting up a strong facade, or being emotionally and mentally strong?

Im so tuff I jerked off, without any lube

Used to weigh 328lbs now 245. Lost it all in < 5 months. Oh wait, this is supposed to be a shit post thread, not real tough. My bad...

Eat my nuts faggot

first turn blood moon