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penis

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So, what is her next step? Will she come back or settle down and raise my children?

It's just better at everything. Better organized, better matches, better center court.

I think Serena is going win everything this year.

Get ready for more captivating Williams vs Williams matches.

Any updates on the AO title to Federer situation?

Yeah the USO is shit. Plus the AO court is aesthetic as fuck

she'd probably black widow you if you ever had the opportunity to mate

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degeneracy.jpg

>Donkey Kong beats Diddy Kong.

seems crazy to me that the australian open isn't on grass, especially considering theres only one slam that does it but I agree, it's comfy

Daily reminder: AO > UO > RG > Shitbledon

you mean ahmeds children?

bait

W is objectively greater than RG, the rest is at least debatable

if her smile wasn't so gummy this would literally be the GOAT picture

Based

>me in between the wta and the the roof gardens logo

>that
>gummy
you're a faggot with ridiculously high standards.

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>no potty mouth


CRRRRRINNNNNGGGEEEEEEEEE

RG has the funniest crowds. They're not afraid to give the players shit.

Wimbledon is just pretentious with muh all white dress code and muh royal viewing box.

>literally eating a banana
KEK

>They're not afraid to give the players shit.


that's called being French

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the only thing I like about RG is that it destroys servebots

case in point: raonic losing to an unseeded player

>RG has the funniest crowds. They're not afraid to give the players shit.
Nah, they're just loud, obnoxious shitposters. I can see why australians enjoy RG.

If she would drown me in her piss after fertilization I would be okay with it. The circle of life.

What's wrong with feet? It's a patrcian fetish. You gay?

tooth to gum ratio is important

Can't really say without my obvious flag and timezone bias but I really feel AO is better. Top to bottom they try to make everyone feel at home when in Australia, providing fun for players and staff in between matches at their leisure and hopefully have them wanting for nothing. USO feels very manufactured, like they are going through the motions by the book to host a tournament whereas I feel we try to put our own unique spin on the AO. I am a vocal hater of the Australian crowds but when Dimitrov was fighting hard, sliding, barely making returns last night against Rafa his dogged determination turned a lot of the crowd in his favor. To me that shows that we recognize and reward effort with our support and of that I can not be prouder.

real list:
WB
US Open
AO
RG

>It's a patrcian fetish.

THIS IS WHAT DEGENERATES ACTUALLY BELIEVE

meant for as well

I think our weather would wreak havoc with grass

It was pretty unique back when we went artificial back in the 80's

>you will never boo female tennis players into crying on court

Being the first Slam also helps, everyone is fresh and the quality of the matches is higher.

ur patrician user

Very good point, everyone wanting to start their year off post pre-season with success and a full tank of gas.

yeah sure. She moved to """Polan""" because of the higher density of Ahmeds and Obongos.

Keep dreaming, Abbo.

If the AO still used rebound ace at the surface I'd say it would be the best GS

But it gets sticky when hot and so didn't work well with the GS schedule

Now, at best it's equal to the US open.

karlie kloss was in melbourne for serenas win, didn't see her in the crowd

yeah, that's what makes her look special

the AO has definitely been more forward thinking than any of the other slams

first country to introduce retractable roofs, back in the late 80s when it was hardly a regular thing

the whole "progressive" thing, like wheelchair tennis. we're the only slam who does it.

plus there's more fun stuff to do around Melbourne Park for kids and shit, like games, concerts, comfy relaxing spots around the grounds etc.

I just googled her
>5'11

I thought she'd be taller, even my girlfriend is 6'3

a lot of that is little and somewhat unimportant, but its the little things that count, otherwise all the slams would be very similar to each other

Dubs finale

She wears big heels all the time, she fucking dwarfed Serena

I don't know if this was supposed to be bait but it's actually kinda true. In terms of tradition W > F > UO > AO

But the best tennis is played on hard courts.

US and AO will never be great because of the time zones

do you realize I just had to stay up from 3;30am to 6am to watch 2 nigresses from my country play?

the same shit happens when we host the USO and you have to watch roidal or djoker at 4am in Europe

KONTINEN
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Cricket.

idk I imagine turf/ soil science or whatever it is is pretty good these days, get some roided up gmo grass out there and it would grow pretty well. melbourne weather can't be that bad.

it just seems obvious with so many of our big sports (cricket, football codes) being played on grass to include it for the open. I guess I like grass better because it seems the more skilled player win on it, they showed a stat tonight where the wimbly williams h2h is almost evenly balanced whereas she's been btfo on every other surface

Would rather your timezone than ours Tbh. Almost all sport worth watching is in the US or Europe which makes your timezone better than ours since your shit is in at the worst possible time for this timezone generally.

I usually sperg out when I hear the word "progressive" especially relating to Melbourne but you're right. I think it lends itself to the Australian "have a go" spirit.
>You cunts want to play Tennis but can't use your legs hey? Fuck Dave it let them play anyways I wanna see mad skids.

Forward thinking was the best way you put it, there's something for everyone if you go down there and Tennis and the AO win. Not sure if it's long been established but even Wimbly is trying to craft new traditions by having the Singles winner hold the trophy aloft from that balcony with all the foliage covering the side of the building. looked amazing. FUCK YEAH AO

benis fugg finland :DD

that last bit is important desu, the nice thing about australian sports is they don't mind getting a bit dorky with the side stuff. it means we get absolutely horrendous pre-match entertainment like tonight and every single afl grand final but also nice little things like when they brought in those zoo animals for the players to hold. just a bit of cheeky fun and adds character

those must be fucking enormous heels then

>karlie kloss 1.8m
>jimmy fallon 1.83
according to google

>this triggers the faggots

post yfw tennis threads are kill after the slam

is he really that tall? thought he was short, has a really manlet cunt face

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>feed

Interesting file name.

footfags please go

Not gonna be many white soles to lick in Germany in a couple of years

>the Djokovic ad

Every time.

other countries have seen that ad?

Who was it who took the bot out of the tournament?

God I wish I was into feet I'd so be diamonds.

on day 2 of the keto and about to kill myself for a freshly baked piece of bread and creamy butter tbqh

>pic related is (You)

WINLAND

winland bölölöö :DDDDD henri stronk

KEK

I don't know what the keto meme diet is but I had steak,chips, beer and a few boiled potato that I cut up and put a big dab of butter in the middle of. Fuck it was good.

I can see/listen it on the court during changeovers

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>mens finals is going to open MCA to have a bunch of screens put up for people to watch the finals and will have the champion show up there afterwards
>womens didn't do this

what did tennis australia mean by this?

What ad is it?
Istomin.

yes nothing beats waking up cozy and watching EPL and La Liga all day then when you Yuros go to sleep I get to start watching our sports here deep into the night.

Oh shit lad is the escort you ordered? cause damn I'd pay 50 maybe 70 bucks for her.

I remember this.

t. newcunt

is that your mom?


I'm not finding a link to it, must be the copyright.

australia is bes

>morning to mid-afternoon: wake up and watch american sports in like NFL and NBA
>mid-afternoon to evening: watch based aussie sports like cricket and AFL
>evening to overnight: watch yuro sports like football

just wall to wall sports down undah

Is there a better feeling than seeing your OC being posted lads?

is there a single 'classic' match of females tennis that is worth watching?

Maybe some Henin match

I remember Kim Clisters Hewitt's wife having a really good match, god I still remember her splits.

> Hewitts wife

they broke up in 2004

bound to be some steffi graf games out there.

a good handful of her GS finals went into long third sets

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steffi_Graf_career_statistics#Singles:_31_finals_.2822_titles.2C_9_runners-up.29

Sorry I'm addicted to yous

@73916510
sad to hear lad

>Angelique Kerber's first run at WTA #1 ends after 20 weeks. 13-7 record, no titles, one final (Singapore). 0-4 vs top-20 outside Singapore.

what did the WTA and Kerber mean by this?

I consider replies like this as 2 (You)s.

Some people aren't cut to be number 1, it's a huge pressure. Murray isn't as well.

You know what you did and I fucking love you for it. Best thing about posting in /tennis/ is shit like this. I cannot express how much it makes my day I love you.

hantuchova is a butterface

fantastic legs

SUOMI

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BINLAND :DDDD