Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Emma Watson standing there

Wat do?

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call the fucking cops

Trade her for a Japanese girl.

fpbp

So...Emma Watson is a white girl, you could trade for like 3 Japanese girls.

(or like 20 niggers but ew)

Rend the flesh and devour.
Take selfie with leftovers.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Every time someone says this Billie Jean starts playing in my head.

haha you stupid retard if you turn 360 degrees you go away from emma why would you go away from emma haha stupid idiot

Punch her in the face until she agrees to empty her ATM for me. Probably kill her

I've never understood -- which part of this is the meme and which is the summerfag?

newfag

Can I have the corpse? She would be a 10/10 if she kept her fucking mouth shut

>rape

Tell her she doesn't have to tell me why she's here, but she has to eat all these eggs.

30 combo flip kick her, then when she is dizzy, fuck her right in the pussy

Guy who responded is the summerfag. Note the lack of "fag" in his response

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Yeah, though I'd likely just do the face punching and ATM run on you too. Then I got two bodies to dump. Good thing it is Summer. Digging is easy.

Pff you couldn't drag my body beta,I'm fat

Slap her and tell her that she belongs in the kitchen

6' 6" 220 and good at what I do. No need to fat shame

Even with a battered face, she's still got a body like a fuckin teenager, so still totally necro worthy.

Ask her to hand me one of my piss bottles.

What people here REALLY would do:
"H..h...hi..E..emma....oh my god...you're here!...i..i..i how...i...how can i be of servitude Mistress?

I just want the cash yo. I can get like 40 hotter tallentless girls out of what I could squeeze her for

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"Oh holy shit, what the fuck? Well not that im really complaining about having you here, but i'd really like to know exactly what the fuck is going on right now?"

I'd then take a pic with her and send it to my sister, because shes a huge HP fan and would get mad jelly i have Emma Watson in my house, assuming she is there for a good reason.

newfag get out

Emma, babe, cool story, now get back in the kitchen

Because I know no girl would ever be in my room and it would only be a dream, I would just go back to sleep or wake up and get back on Sup Forums.

I own this thread now and you guys should stop replying to it
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You've got to bee kidding me.

Remove arms and legs and keep the rest forever.

A RABBIT! I'm in. Whatever you want, I'll do.

May I now hold the rabbit, please?

Turn 360 degrees

speedwalk away

Start going to church.

Ditto

Tell her how disappointed In the circle i was.

*briskly runs beside you*
Where ya off to user? Can i come too?

Get her back in the cage asap.

Turn 160 and moonwalk away

jump out the fucking window

Cut my cuffs and a pair of pliers and settle down for some fun.

Id Expelliarmus that ass. If you catch my drift.

Then lop her head off, roll up in old carpet, then dump in the river.

get the eggs ready

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>hadouken
>hadouken
>SHORYUKEN!

tell her to sit in my bed and talk for hours about my life and also her work in HP movies

Ouch! That hurt!

Ask her why she's here and what she wants. Probably then get self conscious because my flat is so messy.

Avada cadabra and german things