IIT worst thing you ever did in your life!

IIT worst thing you ever did in your life!

>Be me 18 yo in high school at the time
>Have HS GF 8/10 for small town
>Crazy in the head
>Crazy in bed
>I graduate and go to college
>She graduates and decides to take off a year to save some money and live at home.
>Meet tons of cuties in college
>College cuties are cool and DTF
>Lose all emotional connection with HS GF
>Cheat on her constantly in college
>Keep her around because fun to fuck her when I go back home
>Neglect her emotionally for about 6 months
>Right as I am about to dump her my friend still in HS hits me up.

>Convince her I am into Cuck
>Not into Cuck just don't give a shit about her anymore
>Talk her into fucking my friend
>Tell her I think its hot if she lets him take pics and shit (Pic related)
>Whore her out to him and a few others for a few months
>She is not into it at all
>She always regrets it and it's starting to get to her emotionally
>She tries to stop but I say it's what I am into and if she loved me she would do it.
>Goes on for a few more months
>I eventually find college cutie I wanna actually get serious with
>Dump HS GF and just cut off all communication with her.
>Find out a month later that my HS buddy is still fucking her
>He blackmailed her into it with all the pics she let him take 'for me'
>She claims I ruined her life
>I eventually married the College cutie
>Wife knows about everything
>Wife thinks it's funny

How bad should I feel?

>worst thing you ever did in your life!

didnt pass thermodynamics....

two times in a row

That is pretty bad... Maybe worse than what I did!

More?

nah women deserve this kind of shit. It won't even be hard for her to find another boyfriend so who cares

More what?

>Didn't pass thermodynamics
No worries Sup Forumsro I failed college algebra 3x

Post more of this slut OP

is this a hand guide on babies first pimp?

Any more pictures?

If you guys have any questions I am open to answer anything about what happened.

any videos?
her tits are great

Tell us more about the blackmail too

I don't usually say much....
Those are nice tits

About a year ago me and my girlfriend were having sex and I noticed someone spying on us from behind the window. I didn't say anything because I thought it was kind of kinky to be watched. Ever since then I've noticed that the creep keeps coming back to watch us fuck. I'm pretty sure he's almost at our house every Friday night hiding somewhere waiting for us to have sex. I still haven't told her abput it yet.

Try to let him join

Pretty much standard blackmail, do what I say or people you know will see these pics and know you fucked a bunch of people other than your BF.

Nice. Is there anything extreme he made her do?

No... Just no.

Probably the worst thing I have done in my life, my bitch gf lied to me about getting preggo, so i had to take administrative actions...

>gf of 4 years
>she wants kids
>i fucking hate kids

>"cum inside user, it's super hot"
>not falling for this again nigger, i hate kids
>"no it's okay i'm on birth control"

>cum inside
>shits cash
>ff 1-2 weeks

>i have 4 straight days off work, get back on the third day off after a night with the lads
>take a leak
>shower
>shave
>little cut on jaw from shaving
>little faggot cut wont stop bleeding
>toilet paper on cut, throw it in bin
>bright pink box in bathroom bin, wtf is that shit
>preggo test
>Fuckthisshit.jpeg
>confront bitch gf about it
>"yeah im pregnant"
>argument ensues over her lying to my face
>she refuses to have an abortion
>ff 4-5 days
>I'm pretty tight with my sister, so i tell her whats happened
>sis tells me that access vitamins can give more of a chance of a miscarriage, but only to do that as a last resort
>yeah fuck that shit, plan is already in motion

Honestly she was already a freak in bed I know he had a threesome with her and another chick.

Honestly she would have been down for just about anything.

Wouldn't you like or what?

>Be me, age 8
>Dad dating pill head with another son who is a few years younger than me
>Hella resentful of him when I was younger, bc he's whiny little shit
>Me and cousins are outside playing with sticks and shit one day, he's there playing with us
>Pretending to be hunters out looking for wild boar or some shit
>See stepmom's son walking out from the house looking for us to come join
>Tell my cousins to squat down low
>"Shhh. Over there in the brush, coming out of the house. Wild hog. You see it?"
>Point to him
>We all nod
>"Keep quiet. We gotta sneak up on him. Take him down stealthy."
>Look down, see large chunk of asphalt just bug enough to fit in hand
>Pick it up and wait for him to get a few steps closer
>Stand up and hurl the fucking thing at the back of his head as hard as I can
>Clonks his ass, leaves a big gash.
>"I GOT HIM, BOYS!"
>Kid starts squealing and we all scramble
>He ends up having to go to the emergency room with stitches in his head
I was an asshole as a kid.

>it's probably a good point in the story to mention that my gf always drinks water, not any water though, it HAS to be flavored, doesn't matter the flavor, she will drink the water.
>also a good point to mention that I myself, am a chef, so at work and at home I have different flavorings/essences, things like wild berry, lemon, strawberry, whatever you get the point faggot

>so i go to the store, buy a shit loads of vitamins in pill form, A/B/C/D all the way to fucking Z
>Now I just need to find a way to get her to take them in bulk
>friend at work put some of my berry flavoring in his water so it's not flavorless

>go to work
>see friend has used my shit
>nigger ask next time faggot.
>wait no... this is perfect, you are forgiven this time for giving me the idea

>finish early
>go home
>crush up vitamins A/B/C/D/Z
>get pan, boil and dissolve the vitamins in the water
>put water in jug, let it cool
>add flavorings

>ngl it smelled and tasted pretty good

>gf finishes work, instantly changes and goes on a jog with her girlfriends
>text her "got you some new healthy stuff for you and the baby!"
>she gets excited
>gets home. sees water in jug/container
>tell her its my own flavoured water, and then show her some random health smoothies in the fridge

ff a few hours, we're cuddling on the sofa
>she starts asking about the water I made her
>mfw she starts begging me for some
>get up, get her the biggest glass I can find, fill that shit to the top
>i just get a coke
>back to the sofa, feelsgoodman
>she chugs that shit and asks for more
>mfw
>get her more water

ff another 2-3 days
She's still drinking the water, on the last bottle of it
>she texts me asking if i can pick her up when she finishes work
>why?
>so we can go to the doctors to get an ultrasound
>of course i will, time to see if my sister wasn't bullshitting.
>3PM, drive to her work, pick her up, go to faggot paki doctor
>she gets lubed up, they put the scanner on her belly, you know the drill

>doctor "Ahh, you see that little blob there, thats the baby"
I start to get worried that i might actually be a father
>doctor "Umm, i cant seem to find a..."
>Calls for several nurses and machines to be immediately taken to our room
>me and gf are like "wtf is going on"
>doctor "i am sorry user, i cannot seem to find a heartbeat, i will need to further examine
>I am then asked to leave the room, so i leave, hoping that my plan worked

>apparently they found the baby was dead, i wonder how...
>gf is crying, i heard her from the corridor
>the doctors needed to open her up to extract the dead foetus
>as much as i am trying to hold back my own laughter, i am disgusted with myself that i have done this.
>doctors come outside and tell me whats happened, i pretend to look interested and worried.

ff 3-4 days, she is discharged from hospital

>she has a nasty wound/scar on her stomach
>fuck this bitch, she lied to my face
>use her a bit before i decide what i am going to do
>unleash some of my pent up range and anger with her by facefucking her pretty hard, and then make a big mess on her face of her own spit and my cum
>leave her lying on bed in all that mess
>go into bathroom, clean up
>she just looks at me like "why the fuck did you do that so hard"
>me "sorry bitch, i dont do well with lairs, especially those that lie about being on birth control, it's over, pack your shit and leave my house"
>she starts balling, as i start chucking her shit out the door
>tfw she leaves my house in a teary rage, without cleaning her face up.
>i couldn't help but laugh when i finally got my revenge

He's a total stranger... So no.

Why didn't you have a threesome with her and your friend?

Decent and fuck that bitch. She deserves some nigger.

Not into MMF threesome.

I think i would blindfold her and let him fuck her. But i'm crazy lol

Yeah you are you fucking cuck

Shame. I would have taken advantage as soon as i could. More pics? They're still fucking now?

I got myself in a long distance relationship with the most perfect girl but we had to end it, it would never work with where we are in life and I don't think I'll ever fall in love with anyone again, not like this anyway. All for a bit of happiness, just to end up like this. Fuck my life.

No they are not fucking. She actually is an Instagram model now.

Facial?

you go on, you have my blessings. fuck that bitch

...

tfw he's raping her anytime you or she leaves
tfw she's not telling you
tfw she thinks it's you
tfw you both now have aids

literally no way does this scenario end well for your dumb ass. kill the creepy cuck or get killed.

Bad that you took the time to make all this up and then type it into a Chinese sudoku website.

Instagram model? What does she do?

why has god abandoned us

She is hot on the internet and maybe writes or some shit. IDK actually.

Just know I have seen some of her modeling pics.

> be me, valet
> notice car pull into drive, its a man and his mother in a rental SUV, parks like a jackass
> attempt to assist with bags
> stop immediately when i realize this guy is offended i am helping him with his bags (you see this shit all the time valeting, people don't feel that your assistance is worth a tip, so they get offended when you try to help)
> before he can get away, his mother says "hey, darling I was wondering... could you clean up the car a little bit? i spilled a thing of milkduds back there. this is for you"
> accept the ten dollars for this easy task graciously, park the car

~a few hours later~

> pick up valet phone
> its the son, says he needs his SUV STAT, he'll be down in 5 minutes
> run about six fucking blocks, because usually if a dudes in a hurry he will throw you a five for rushing. get in the car, slam on the gas and get down to the drive. about 3 1/2 minutes, fuck with me downtown S-----------

> stand near the car with keys in my hand like a dumbass for about ten minutes
> dude comes out about thirty minutes after this. so its been nearly an hour.

( keep in mind my guys, i am sitting here with the car, not retrieving other cars, not taking luggage up for guests, because I am serving this guest. I could leave the keys at the desk and go work on other stuff but all valets are cons just like me and i know if he dropped a ten on me i would only get five back from whoever took the tip from him. when someone makes you wait this long, your "its a 20, fuck yeah" instinct kicks in, because hes obviously being an asshole, the car is just sitting there on the drive blocking other cars, making other drives reverse out into downtown traffic 1way because this giant fuckin SUV can't move until he does. so im pissed but hopeful)

> hand him the keys, get fucking nothing
> think to self "okay, hes going to go get food or something, come back with money and get me"
> give him directions to like 3-4 different restaurants around the city
> send him off and play the waiting game

~a few hours later~

> standing on the drive i notice the guy come back in.
> open his door, open the door for his mom. take his keys, write down his info and shit, give him a new ticket. ask him how dinner was
> dinner was great, he was really happy i recommended this place to him
> again, i get fucking stiffed

well played mate

> drive his car to the garage to park it. i dont give a fuck at this point so i am texting while im driving it, looking at the gram.
> see some very nice pics of a girl i like, and some other girls i like.
>park the car in the garage. fuck it, i whip my dick out and get in the backseat
>masturbate in this assholes car, it feels great
>straight up bust a nut right on the floor carpeting which is brown so it shows, slightly

>guy stays with us about a week
>retrieving this car every day pretty much, always with no tip. this continues and every time i park the car, i just blow a nut somewhere inside. one time i was going up to get another car, grabbed this cars keys and just went in anyways, it became my masturbation station
>its hot as fuck this summer
>guy is leaving. i am there working in the morning he leaves. because of how this guy doesnt tip at all and is extremely demanding, no one on the crew wants to go get the car. its a waste of time as far as they are concerned
>fuck it, one last time, maybe he will tip big on the way out

>pick up the car, drop it off. put the keys on the desk and go take a dump
>mfw the other valets say he was complaining about sticky shit in his carpet
>tfw i told them i nutted everywhere in the car
>mfw they told me it was because of spilled milkduds melting into the carpet

He could use a condom

its so evil but yet id do the same exact shit. imma actually save this vitamin thing in my little bag of how to get my way.

What

Did you or your friends buttfuck her

>be me 18 virgin, gotten close a few times
>been curious lately, jerk off to gay porn a few times, get head from a coupl craigslist guys
>decide to come out to a small group of people
>go to college
>almost fuck a few grills
>have come out to some college people, the ones it might win favor with and their friends
>start dating some guy who is really into me
>he mostly just gives me head, we almost fucked once but i noped out
>2 months in he's constantly texting, buys me lots of things, very attractive aesthetic built guy
>randomly dump him "I don't see things working out"
>months later he drops out mid semester after finding out I'm fucking girls
>randomly see him at a party
>he says he needs a place to stay
>let him stay at mine for night, get head
>he ends up moving in
>slowly realize I have made him question his entire existence and he is a completely different person, still looks good tho
>last time we did anything was after that party
>live together with this depressed slob for 4months
>worst part was thinking he'd be responsible
>still owes me $400 from over a year ago

Watt pad tier cringe.

The fuck. What a dog. Even if he was just visiting America, it's hard not to know about your tipping rules. This guy's an asshole.

>cow tits.jpg
>average chest
oh boy you are a fucking idiot

Or you could do the job you're paid for, if you want tips start sucking dicks.

so u get but fucked and what?

Yeah she was down for anal just about any time.

>being born

Have any videos? Your ex is amazing.

Nice trips. I didn't name that pic actually. Although she did get off on being called fat and ugly.

desperate and in despair
you're a fool who has imprisoned himself

Shes amazingly hot.

And someone still has her naked pics

Go fuck another goat, Mohammed.

why the fuck did you think birth control is 100% effective?
everybody else on the fucking planet knows its not

yes and i had to speak his language too. mexican people go one of two ways, amazing tips or very little tips. euros are worse though. my best tip ever was $450 over a few weeks, it was this fuckin pedophile from mexico who was staying with some kid that was obviously not his. buying her lingerie and shit. helping him up to the room with those bags was probably the dirtiest money i've ever earned

What do you mean? This is from her Insta?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

if true you're such a bad person you should like go in jail voluntarily to stay away from people.

I call bullshit
>Takes a couple drinks with vitamins
>Kills unborn baby
>Doctors don't find any trace of you basically poisoning the baby
>Charges are not pressed

Thanks Sup Forumsros

If you're gonna do it how I did it, using water, you really need to flavour it with something strong.
I.e: Banana/strawberry flavouring is weak. however something like lemon/wild berry/orange is really strong and masks the taste of just the vitamins.

Without the flavouring it tastes pretty much like liquidated chalk

like shit, if its true.

Same girl? And do you have more?

not sure how it is in your area, but in my city valets are paid around $2 USD per hour and survive on tips

Yes and ya for sure.

that's because doctors dont do investigative work into a miscarriage unless major foul play is involved (usually by a vindictive partner who is drugging the mother). It's not a baby either, it's a fetus, from a medical standpoint.

Oh shit. So is OP lying?

also that means there might be video of her?

And this is you user?

Pretty damn bad.

Be me. Be married. Wife convinced me to join the air force so that we can travel on Uncle sams dime. Join. School is 1.5 years long since I am a super tech.
During the school, my new wife comes to live with me. Soon things begin to seem off.
A letter arrives in the mail for her. Hardly closed.
Open it. Read it.
From her BF talking all about their affair and shit. Get super pissed and want to hulk smash her face. Dont hulk smash.
Big fight..treat her like shit for a while.
Pretend I forgive her and that we will work it out.
School over.
Move to middle of bum fuck America. (Secretly requested this shit assignment)
Work my ass off and learn a lot. Super good at my job.
Service is up about 2.5 years later.
Pretend I am going camping with a buddy, but instead have an interview in another state for a good job.
Tell my wife that I have reenlisted.
Get several good offers.
Take Job far away.
Two weeks before the movers are due, I giver the divorce papers and tell her she needs to get the fuck out of the house because the Military wants it back and she cant stay there anymore.
She cried and cried and cried. I told her should not have betrayed me.
It took her like 5 years to save enough money to get out of the fucking town.
I hope she learned her lesson.

Dump more

Can we see a pic of her asshole please.

Pls more user. Hardcore if you have it

Nope not me.

Worst thing I did?

Washed out of Air Force Basic Training in July of 2007.

Let's pretend this is true. You wasted 5 years of your life over some whore? And you think you won?

gr8 b8 m8

Sounds like the valets in your city should look for better work.

Not bullshit these pics were taken by my buddy.

be born

yup. It's not like I could do much else. The military is like prison.
I still had my fun. Plus, it gave me a lot of practice in patients and planing long term.

Well we need to see that pussy

Didn't focus all of my efforts on staying in South Korea when I had the chance.

holy shit wtf that's illegal to post. reported.

how is that the worst thing youve done? That's not even like a moral or ethical question, just a failure on your end to complete a goal.
If that's the absolute worst thing you've done, i want your life user.

Have videos? Since that gif exists?

I went to osu pls more user.

He let her hang on for 2.5 years, then after he dumped it took her 5 years to get out.
Volunteering for a shit assignment just to get vengeance on a dependopotomus is a bit much.
Just a pinch of autism. But that's normal in the AF.

>420
sauce? seems interesting