How do I get a girlfriend?

How do I get a girlfriend?

I'm a fat 32 year old kissless, hugless, dateless virgin NEET. I lost my will to live long ago after being bullied through the entirety of public school, so now I live off welfare and unemployment in the attic of my mothers house.

I don't have any friends except online. I follow aloot of pretty girls on Facebook but they never respond Tommy messages, i don't have any actual pictures of myself online because I'm not much to look at. Seems like women these days are vain stuck up cunts. Whenever I walk down the street to McDonald's I run into a pretty girl and I try to approach her but they always run away or ignore me. I see girls with muscle head douche bags in clubs or at the beach it's so fucking stupid. I'm actually a really nice guy I know I could treat a girl right I don't want to fuck tons of sluts and use them like those guys I want one girl to love and spoil but they all go for stupid assholes instead.

is this bait ? i need help, anyone help,

because oif this is bait, its very low quality, almost unbelievably low.

Why would a woman want you? Fix yourself and women will come, but as you are they don't want your failure genes anywhere near their reproductive systems.

Lower your standards bro. If you're a neet yourself you're not going to get the pretty grills. Just get another fatty, how hard can it be.

Also serious answer, lose your virginity to a hooker. Worth the money as you'll at least finally get over that issue. Friend of mine had the same issue, he had a gf 2 months after fucking a whore. You'll lose your wizard status tho.

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try tinder, am also fat guy; plenty of gnargoyles for you to fuck and or love on man, the world is large and theres too many ppl in existence for you to not get some poon, if you want a fine ass biddy though you gotta lose the fupa; still tryna motivate myself to do the same.

First off...stop fapping to porn.
Secondly...exercise!!! Women love men who are in shape.
Thirdly...get a job and live on your own. Women don't like men who live with their mother.
Fourth...get yourself a make-over, find the right look that would attract women to you. Preferably model yourself after a celebrity you resemble.
Lastly...don't act desperate or needy, women hate that.

If it was such a low quality, you'd think you wouldnt need to ask if it was bait, no?

>hey maybe you could try working on yourse-
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bro...

>but as you are they don't want your failure genes anywhere near their reproductive systems.
bro......

Being comfortable will ruin ur life. Go to the gym, talk to people and do shit in general u wouldn't normally do. Easier said than done

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You don't deserve a girlfriend if you use taxpayer money to buy body pillows and video games while living in your mom's attic. You think a girl wants a fat ass that depends on the government and his mommy? Put your welfare to use and buy a gym membership, loose some weight and get an apartment. Then you might have a chance at getting a gf.

no, if its such low quality you dont even know if someone would be shitty enough to use it as abit, you know what i mean

> stop fapping to porn
> model yourself after a celebrity you resemble
this is horseshit, and you know it ;-)

bait/10 but i'll respond to you as if it's real because i'm sure there are people here just like this and they should grow up

>admits to having literally nothing of value to offer
>"women these days are vain stuck up cunts"

bro get off of this website, and the internet entirely for a while. go the fuck outside and be a human being. people don't like you because of how you treat yourself. you're the only thing standing in the way of your own happiness.

also most of us were bullied in school get the fuck over yourself you special little snowflake

Sauce?

>i would treat a girl right
>i dont want to fuck tons of sluts

theres your problem nothing to do with being overweight

please, let me know if you're from germany

If I was you, I would start studying alchemy. It's a completely pointless, fake science, but if you want to waste your time you might as well make it interesting.

>Seems like women these days are vain stuck up cunts.
>I'm actually a really nice guy

Pick one. Cause a nice guy wouldn't say such a shitty thing. And lets be honest - you're not are you?

So. Fucking accept it. Own it and be a dick, speak your mind and stop giving a shit.

Or you know roll over and die. I don't care.

You need to secure a job. Say you do get a girlfriend. What in the fuck are you gonna say to her when she finds out you have no job but just sit at home all day collecting welfare? Shit is embarrassing. Especially when she sees you are 32 years old living in a god damn attack. You need to find a job and secure your own place to stay. Or at least go to a trade school for 6 months or something. You need to do SOMETHING.

Not sure if you are a troll. If not, then I pity you and wish you the best. You need to do something though.

Get steroids, start lifting and sell drugs

WTF?
Why watches at 0 $?

Implying you go to clubs or even the beach, figuring you more a "keeping the t-shirt on"- kind of guy.

Hi bot

>Failure genes

You guys always with your harsh conclusions, do you know how do genes work right? You know people with down syndrome can give birth to normal babies right?, You carry si much info un your genes, you could be perfection reborn but you could still have retarded babies.

Sauce tho

Well first thing get your shit together. No one wants a fat fuck who lives with his mother, doesn't have a job, or anything else going for him.

Lose some weight, get a job, get your own place, and get some fucking self esteem.

Sir with all respect you have 30 years old, you should know by this point how does life works, stop asking teenager questions and start doing what you have to do to gain that what you desire, in other words, stop bitching and start working ti change your self

Get into body building, gain confidence over time knowing you can do something someone else can't, take care of hygene, get a good cologne, get a good looking haircut, and say what girls wanna hear. Idk what you look like but just following those guidlines can definitely help you get a girl. Also start yourself with lower standards. Maybe try online dating? Theres tons of free sites. Remember that your profile picture is like advertising/marketing yourself to customers (the women). Good luck man

All you need to know right here.

Also vitamin D helps boost testosterone, which means more labito. Being in the sun is the naturual way for vitamin D (plus youll get a tan=more attractive) and theres also pill form of vitamin D. Just something that came to mind

Go for ugly, butterface, chubby/fat. Im skinny af and chubby chicks are into that it seems. There are chicks into fat ugly dudes so keep trying bro. I didnt lose my virginity until I was 20 because I was chasing the hot superficial bitches that string you along. I had cute thic girls coming to me so I just said fuk it and chubby girls are all that do it for me anymore.

One factor as to why there are so many guys today that are so 'wimpy' is the fact electronics kinda took over this world. Every guy back in the 1800s worked on a farm, and you never see any pale, skinny, white dudes back then that can't get a girl. Doing workouts boost testosterone as your body produces it due to labor intensive activities, and the sun as well gives you your vitamin D + a tan. Maybe find a part time job working outside? Or just work outside more in general?

True, like i said, start with lower standards and work your way up. Not everyone can get a 10/10 supermodel their first run

I've seen fat, ugly and broke ass dudes with some smoking hot wonen, gotta have a real good personality and be good for the laughs. Make fun of things you see, make fun of her, make fun of yourself but keep it light

Fucking this

Smoking also is a turn off/ leads to an unhealthy appealing body overall if you do

it's too obviously bait, you would have made it a lot more believeable if you didn't say "whenever I walk down to mcdonald's" it's just too cliche

Ya man and since I got a thing for chubby girls, I stopped chasing bitches and now they come to me, but I tell most of them off I need a thic ass and at least C tits or bigger

DONT ANSWER TO THE BAIT YOU FUCKEERS

be funny not every girl is going to be a edgelord like you and think shit about babies dying and shooting schools up are funny

luckily my gf finds half the shit on Sup Forums hilarious

You're a fat lazy unmotivated beta who thinks women are vain stuck up cunts. You don't get a girlfriend. You either radically change your pathetic life and start grinding daily for a better future, or you die alone in your 50's without even a funeral service.

You should post more on Sup Forums, plenty of cute grills like me (yes I am a woman, DEAL WITH IT!) are looking for Sup Forumsros like you
p.s. inb4 no tits because it's racist to us girls

Tits or u know gtfo bitch

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I've heard of a way to get 72 virgins ;)

Make money. Only reliable method. Know who was a hugless, kissless, fat, neckbearded cuck? Notch, look him up now and wonder how much pussy he gets.

is that the one where you turn yourself inside out at the local market?

Im 26 year year and not ugly and even chubby want beautiful boys because of black of like big ass and tits the market is fucked i'm not ugly im 7/10 i live in France

Kidnapping as a muslim sure is one hell of an extremist activity

well you could start by not posting threads on Sup Forums

this or get a waifu pillow desu

it's abella anderson, but i don't know which video it's from (would like to know as well)

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IMO you seem to feel overly victimized. If you want to find someone compatible don't go to where you see 'muscleheads and sluts". Get a hobby and meet people through that. Have realistic expectations and have fun. If you're "incel" because you're awkward and have poor social skills don't be surprised if some size 2 azn fantasy walks the other way. Porn is not reality.

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you're a great man

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