Be me

>Be me
>Work at McDicks
>A really chill day, like 5 orders in half an hour
>leave for a quick smoke break, we shouldn't do that, but my co's are bros.
>One newbie sees me
>Goes to the manager and reports me
>I get a warning and the manager on my ass for the rest of the day.

I need to show the new guy that's not how we do things, what would you recommend?

Fuck his ass to assert dominance

Ignore, and never help. No likes rats, so they usually don't stick around for too long.

> we shouldn't do that, but

You don't make the rules.

Yeah, true, the collective will just single him out.

Oh great, a by the book goody two shoes. What should we do than? Stand in place until a new order comes? Over stuff our UHC with meat?

>stop working at mcdonalds
>problem solved

go get a real job

i'm in McD's temporarily, i lost my old job, and am currently looking for another. But i can't live off ant's in the mean time.

Never help him no matter what, ignore him entirely, get your bros to do the same, if he tells a manager be nice to him for like a day (Until the manager stops breathing down your backs), and then continue.

He'll quit within a few weeks.

>literally talking shit on a kid for doing something that I'm sure you said you would do if you were in his shoes, just to kiss up on the employee hiring survey.

Fuck you OP and stop smoking when you're supposed to be working.

How much of a white-trash burnout piece of shit are you?

Maybe stop smoking like a drug addict.
>my life is stressful
A Kurdish Militia's life is stressful. You're just a cuck.

If you didn't say anything to him out of work you're beta as fuck man
No one likes a dog

>Another anus climber joins the party
Maybe stop being a cuck.
>I called you a cuck first
you can't be a cuck if you are already cucking someone.
well his shift ended 2 hours before mine.

>op

Kurdish militia's smoke as well.

>well his shift ended 2 hours before mine.
Checked
You'll have your chance, could you beat him in a fight? Staunch up

nice trips faggot, but save that for a faces of Sup Forums thread.

Complain out loud about anything he does wrong without mentioning him.

>Wow who left that broom there, doesn't he/she knows that's dangerous
>Who didn't do this/that

o shit, those dubs. Well i'm quite /fit/, so i think so, but beating weaklings is for suckers, that guy deserver emotional scars.

oh shit, that's genius.

damn op, trips don't lie.

>that guy deserver emotional scars
Threaten with a boxcutter or some shit idk