Tell Sup Forums about the 1st time you had sex

Tell Sup Forums about the 1st time you had sex.

Went out for the day to meet a friend at an arcade. He picks up two chicks by asking to hit their monster. Fast foward. Im fingering butterface behind the arcade. Fast forward again we end up back at his place. I coax her into the bathroom with me. Kiss. Then try to get her pants off. She did not want it. But i did. She never said stop. I think. I put it in. Dry as a dessert. Always thought pussy was dry from then on.

i fucked her right in the pussy

anal,bro. anal. 1st time. was awesome

>be me
>be 12
Buttfuck her right in the Face

Watched Fight Club. Started getting hot and heavy. Took it to the bedroom and rode me until I came inside her.

>buttfuck her right in the Face
>right
>in
>the
>Face

She stuck her big dick in my ass

We were both drunk, went to my place, shoved it in there, was fucking great, quite some blood, later told me I ain't their type. Still friends tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Best sex story i ever read

It was her birthday party, surprise!

She told me I had a big dick but I couldn't even get it hard

>sex
>Sup Forums
I sometimes regret choosing Sup Forums

I was 14 she was older, tall, blonde. we were actually fighting and I got really horny so I pushed her up to the wall and started rubbing her crotch. I then slid my hand in her jeans and felt she was getting wet, so I turned her around, ripped the pants down and fucked her slow. Halfway through she morphed into a kantus from GoW and screeched. I woke up in a cold sweat with a confused boner and newfound sexual worries.

Had sex for the forst time on my 16th birthday

>be me
>normal birthday party from the parents
>surprise visit by gf
>sleeps the whole weekend at my place
>“sleeps“ in my bed
>gf says “i have a present for you too“
>grabs my dick
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>starts sucking on my cock
>gets up and kisses me saying
>“my present is my virginity“
>sits on my lap while carefully inserting my dick in her pussy
>OMG
>change positions very often
>only sex knowledge from porn
>try to fuck her ass
> she screams
>parents come in
>see my dick stuck in gf's anus
>blood and shit starts to flood my matress
>call ambulance
>anus has to be stitched times
>never tried anal again
> still came in her ass

So yeah remember never stick ur dick in a virgin asshole

It was terrible, she was a horny nimph I was 21? she was 15, she was sexually experienced, I was a virgin. Before we went to my friends house she casually asked if I wanted a quickie, cool guy mc me said sure, she was wearing a school girl outfit laid me down put a rubber on me rode me for a few minutes I don't even remember if I came, It was so meaningless to her, I just felt dirty afterwords.

She said:

>Whoa user! Your dick looks like it's 9 inches!

Then I unfolded it.

She came 5 times in a row just by seeing my size.

I was 17 and she was my slutty 15yr old girlfriend that had fucked 7 guys before me. We went to public park and layed under monkey bars in a hole. Used a condom and she mounted me. I came in literally 5 seconds. Got better eventually

I was 14, she was 15. It was summer and my parents were out of the house for the day, at some county fair. She wants to watch titanic as shes never seen it. I dont really like it but hey,what the hell, i wont be focusing on the movie. Some casual petting and making out, then things cool down a bit as she starts getting into the movie.That is, up until the drawing scene. She gets quiet but her breathing gets heavy. i start to fondle her sweet c cups. no objection. i decide to push my luck and go under her bra. she starts grinding against me. Finally, i build up the courage to reach into her panties. its like a burst pipe down there. shes starting to moan. then she grabs my hair, pulls my ear to her mouth and whispers hoarsly "Take me...". Then my parents came home, so she left, then my dad took me upstair and fucked my ass while mom watched. Shit was tits

We started dating when I was a senior and she was a freshman. She was totally inexperienced, one of those pretty girls that said she wouldn't have sex til she was married. We dated for 2 years before we finally had sex. I was her first for everything from kissing all the way to sex and everything in between. One day we were in my room and it was just me and her there. We were fooling around like we always did and she said she was ready to do it. I had to actually go to the store to buy condoms, she was scared to go. Scared someone would see us buying condoms and know. It was great really. She had already popped her cherry from fingering and stuff so it wasn't too painful for her. It was great really. I wasn't a virgin so I just guided her through the whole thing. It was something I'll never forget. We broke up not long after I started college. I still love her. She's getting married to someone who looks just like me. Life's funny sometimes.

Hello /b

I'm drunk af. AMA.
Are you drunk aswell?

Well shit

dude i'm so hammered i said it was great really twice

how bigs the tallywhacker?

Like 18.7cm yes im a european fag

but did you titfuck her ass?

Lost it to my best friend, she was chubby curvy, but had big tits and a huge ass.

Anyways it was Halloween, we got in a fight but she wanted me to come get her. I pick her up and we just chill in my room cuddling, eventually we were gonna go to bed but she got on top of me but we were still cuddling. I started rubbing her ass, then we made eye contact and we started making out. I pulled her pants down and squeezed her ass and she pulled my cock out and start sucking it before asking if we should have sex, she kept saying how wrong it was but then she sat on my cock, I flipped her around got on top and fucked her til I came.

Good times.

Oh yeah I was 18 and she was 17

>we got in a fight but she wanted me to come get her. I pick her up and we just chill in my room cuddling

Went from fighting to cuddling

Sheeeeeit

>Be me, 15 me.
>Friends going to a brothel to first time
>older friend drive me and other 15yo friends to the place
>We lied at the door, said we were 18
We could afford that lie cuz some of us had a sort of beard
>wait in a couch for the hookers to arrive
>Le Madamme Hooker appears and with her like 10 more
>they organize in line one next to other, we are supposed to point with the finger the one we want
>friends let me choose first for being the younger
>the prostitutes were all latinas, mostly thick, and they're all seemed to be Milf except for a skinny blonde in her 20's (7/10), she introduced herself as Jenny
She was tall, at least taller than me, I'm pretty short (1,70), and plus the heels she overpasses me like one head.
>went to the room, fucking cold, it was July.
>she asked me if I needed to go to the bathroom first
>I said, why not?
>in bathroom mentalize myself on the mirror.
>back to the room she's not there, guess she went to the bathroom too
>I lay on the bed
Only a bed with a mattress covered in plastic and some pillows
>porn on the TV, anal porn I remember.
>she entered the room and ask me to get naked
>She new I was a virgin, it was all over my face
Even I remember I said something like 'please have me mercy it's my first time' in joke tone.

Shall I continue?

No don't continue your story made me flaccid

Stop making shit up.

I was a sad autistic 17yr old virgin and all my friends felt bad that I was the last virgin of the group. They convinced this slut to fuck me, but I didn't know the deal, so I was being all nice and respectful like the autistic I am. We eventually laid in bed naked, she has my shirt on but naked underneath and made out and shit. She was mounting me and rubbing her sloppy pussy along the length of my cock while waiting for me to put it in. I remember thinking I needed to use a condom to have sex, so I didn't initiate sex. Eventually she made me cum hard from rubbing her pussy on me and left disappointed

Polish hooker
Not my finest hour

>be me 16 fat no social skills
>17 lose weight
>first girl that talks to me ask out
>hook up a few times, makeout, oral etc
>finally decide it's time
>Valentine's day
>call out of work
>show up at her house with flowers and candy
>dinner, movie
>decide to hook up in an abandoned field near the highway
>she's into exhibitionism
>After a short makeout session she says
>user I'm on my period
Continue?

Don't know why you stopped, shit was getting interesting (whether fake or real)

You fucking pedophile

Continuing anyway.
She was 15 by the way
>i say oh that's fine we can still just keep kissing
>she says if we keep it up in gonna get so horny I'll explode
>kind of curious
>keep going at it
>she's like okay that's it
>opens the car door
>pulls her panties off
>rips her tampon out
>we are doing this right now
>omg
>severe hemophobic. Blood makes me really nauseous
>hold on I think I have some sheets in the trunk

bloody pussy better than no pussy

>Lay the sheets down on my car seat
>pull my basically flacid dick out and try and stick it in without looking at the blood now slowly dripping out of her snatch
>omg I'm doing im having the sex
>last like a minute she doesn't even realize I came
>it was awful
>wipe my blood covered dick off with my lucky Spider-Man underwear and toss them in the back seat
>She cleans up and decides it's time to go
>I throw the bloody sheet into the bushes behind where we are parked and start to drive away
>omg user what's wrong with your car
>I think I have a flat tire
>you have a spare right?
>um no
>fuck
Cont...

I was 20, she was a 17 year old a little chuby, with this beautiful long blonde/red hair. Her mom was my coworker and introduced me to her. I eventually called her and we watched two shitty movies on DVD on her mom's couch on a Sat. night doing small talk. Her mom left for a second job at like, 3:30 am. Kissed her and felt her perky little tits. She asks if I have a condom. We go into her mom's bedroom and I start taking her clothes off. Her jeans are so tight. Shespends about 5 minutes playing with my dick and asking questions about it. I suck on her labia lips and clit. Try to cram my dick in, but it was too tight, so I spread her lips apart and push the head of my dick in. It was really tight and uncomfortable. There was a little blood. I didn't finish. Finished with her in the back of my friend's van next week. Stopped talking to her three weeks later after we got in a fight. Her Mom was fucking pissed at me because she thaught I was a "nice guy" or whatever. (Such a thing doesn't exist)

I was 17 in january anf my bday is august. Want to lose my v card before I turn 18. I see one of those text the 4th girl in your contacts "why havent we fucked yet". Well I text a girl that texted me all the time for some reason. She says idk. Convince her too. Go to her house. We 69 for a little bit and I unkowningly cum im her mouth. We stop. I put a condom on and she hops on top of me. She rides me a little bit. We never kiss. Kinda awkward. Next thing you know her parents call and say they are almost home. Oh shit mode. Put clothes on and say thanks we should do this again. I drive down the block and forgot to take condom off. Throw it out window. Call my friend and say I got laid. She texts me the next day. After that I never replied to her. She keeps texting me for a while. Adventually got the hint.

Tl;dr. Sup Forums actually got me to lose my v-card. It was awkard.

I fucking still have her Lacy underware from our fuck in the van, 12 years later

>call my mom see if she can drop off a spare
>I'll send your father over
>dad shows up
>spare doesn't fit
>mom shows up
>oh your grandparents are in the area maybe I'll ask them
>grand parents show up
>their spare doesn't fit
>call my uncle
>he shows up
>starts raining as the sun goes down
>car jack starts sinking in the mud
>there's now 5 cars with headlights on sitting in this abandoned lot
>which is private property
>police show up
Continued....

>>be 18
>>finally get gf summer before college, superbad style
>>tan surfer girl type, total beach bum blonde
>>she goes on vacation for 2 weeks in july
>>comes home and has def been missing the physical contact with me
>>we had done everything up to sex at that point
>>texts me the second night she's back and says her parents went out for the night
>>straight up tells me to come over and bring condoms
>>holyfuckthisishappening.jpg
>>get to her house with supplies
>>start watching tv (preseason eagles game kek)
>>start kissing and foreplay
>>get super nervous and have trouble getting hard
>>incredibly embarrassed
>>like the true champion she was she sucked my dick until i was hard
>>put condom on
>>dick in pussy
>>holy shit its so warm, i was not expecting that for some reason
>>fuck for a few minutes
>>she wants to change positions
>>go to switch to doggy and for some reason go soft again
>>once again, the trooper that she was she blows me to hard on status again
>>fuck some more
>>eventually cum in condom
>>spend the rest of the night cuddling like the 18 year old lovers we were
>>have sex again the next day, nerves are gone, everything awesome
>>date for 3 years then eventually break up
>>not bad, would do again

>police shine a spotlight around the area
>shine a spotlight in my car
>ask what's going on
>finally get the tire changed
>explain to the cops that we are leaving
>my very Christian family says bye to my heavily pierced girlfriend who they had never met before
>they all disembark
>as we go to pull out of the lot I notice 2 things
>bloody sheet blown out of the bushes in the wind
>bloody Spider-Man underwear sitting in my back seat
>cops. Family. Saw. Everything.

fuck.

They bring it up from time to time at family gatherings just to make me feel awkward and uncomfortable 10 years after the fact.

>be me
>expelled from school 9th grade year
>aciddealer.kpg
>get sent to alternative school
>see cutie in my class but hard to talk because of strict environment
>end up passing notes and get her number
>talked for 2 weeks start coming over
>had to ride 40min to her house every time I came over
>plan to have sex since we were eager virgins
>slim thick but short with acne
>still cute so I'm happy
>pick her up one day and take her to my house
Continue?

>be 17
>see this qt quiet asian at lunch
>fucckniggerwhatshouldido
>lunch bell rings and i had to make a move
>ask her "hey, can i walk you to your class?"
>ye.gif
>as i walk her friends serenade and laugh
>she smiles and blushes. i thought i had found the one

FF>>

>we stay after school at the ROTC area
>her sitting on my lap
>slide muh fangers down her jeans
>heavenlymoans.jpg
>fingers getting tired
>"hey, do ya wanna go to my house?"
>sure

FF>>

>took her to my bed nervous af
>dick semihard
>start fingering her
>neverdonethiswtf
>eat her pussy rough
>stick 1 finger
>2
>3 she screams
>get harder
>put benis in
>her moans were sent from up above
>get harder than diamonds
>holy jezus im in hevan
>1 minute later i bust in her stomach
>feelsgoodman

this all happened within 2 weeks. it kinda turned me off how much of a whore she was. wouldve still fucked tho. also, her nudes were leaked to the whole school 2 weeks after. felt kinda bad but still fapped to them.

>pic related

I was 21 she was 25. She was about 6/10 with the mind of Forrest Gump (legit taking classes at 25 to learn basic math) but I had just been dumped by a 8/10 who I still miss. We went to a drive in movie in my Cherokee and lay in the back watching. We start kissing and fooling around. She tells me "I'm on my period but you can stick it in my ass" I had condoms so I came in her ass. Come to find out she's a nympho and can squirt big time only with anal. Took me a year to realize a lot of weird sex could not overcome her intelect or personality or looks.

we lost our virginity to each other

I gave my slutty HS friend a birthday gift when we were seniors. I think it was a photo album with some pictures I took of her. "But I didn't give you a gift, when it was your birthday, user" I joke, "how about taking my virginity?" She said, " "well it has been a long time" I didn't know if she was serious, until she gave me a ride home after school and turned down a two track about a mile from my house. She looks at me and asks, "do you wanna do this?" She peels out of her jeans, leaves her shirt on, but buttons it down so I can play with her tits, I guess. Her pussy smells like sweat and piss. Her nipples are big and brown and bumpy. She is kinda thick, but has a nice shape. I'm feeling around her pubes, rubbing feel a wet patch. It's hard to get in a good position in her VW. After several attempts inside the car, she bends over, leaning against the card's trunk and I try to jam my dick under her ass. It takes like 6 attempts to get my dick in there. I'm nervous so it takes me forever to come. The next day at school my virgin friends have so many questions. She got mad at me because I told everyone making her look like a whore

You sure you got the right hole user?

> Be me
> Be 12
> Parents broke bcs my father lost his job
> Not going on vacation
> My girl bestfriend's ( let's call her C ) parents knew it
> You can come with us to the beach whenever you want
> Why not
> Spent almost all days with them cuz my parents were going through bad times
> Discovered porn just a few months ago

-At C's house-

> Let's watch some cartoons in my bedroom ( She had a PC there )
> Me: K
> Saw like 10 episodes
> Me: Wanna see something i discovered on the internet?
> Lemme see

Cont?

>>pull my basically flacid dick out and try and stick it in without looking at the blood now slowly dripping out of her snatch
You have never had sex with a woman on her period.

>You have never had sex with a woman on her period.
>Tell Sup Forums about the 1st time you had sex.

>be me, 18
>on holydays in brittany, france, in my family house
>sweet ass house with view on the ocean and shit
>ex gf of mine from when i was 16 comes for two weeks
>me being a naive beta (still is 6 years later tho) be like its okay, just a friend coming along for holydays, nothing to get crazy on
>cook her sweet ass meals, shows her nice stuff around the region
>at some point she goes "fuck it", grab my hand
>straighttothebeditgoes.mov
>mfw litteraly dont see it coming
>things escalating
>ends up fucking
>on her period but whatever
>we kept fucking several times a day until she left
>still see her sometimes. as i'm still a ronery beta she's having sex with me sometimes.
>a sort of charity tier sex fiend.

that first time was the most gentle fuck i ever had. i belive i'm still somewhat in love with her since i pretty much owe her my entire sexual life. but as the time goes she's coming more and more distant. and i can't blame her for not keeping it up with me. even as charity tier sex friend i'm genually bad.

but man that felt good.

>be 23
>virgin, awkward, hit puberty kinda late, was always tall and really skinny and had no idea what to do with my arms
>grew bigger shoulders slowly
>met chick in a stupid german club
>she´s skinny, smart, rich, her face isn´t ugly
>those things I get to know while we rub our genitals on each other in the club
>go on a few dates
>meet in club again
>kiss
>make out on sofa but get thrown out at 5 am
>go to her place, sleep on sofa with clothes on
>its fucking uncomfortable
>a week later is my birthday
>get nearly to third base but she stops me, saying she can´t have sex cuz its too tight
>shit, I thought she knew because she had previous boyfriends
>2 days later another date, end up making out on the sofa
>I undress her, massage her
>awkwardly go down on her. Must have been awful
>I remember how hard it was finding her clit with my lips
>at least she had a nice innie pussy
>try sex with me on top
> its like hitting a wall with my dick
>she sits on top of me
> still a wall
>she holds my dick, wriggles with pain on her face for a couple minutes
> it goes in
>super tight
>start awkwardly humpin
>I don´t really know how to do those movements regularly
>I cum after half an hour or so, glad that it´s over
>sex the morning after was about as bad

>we figured it out later, the third time was a lot easier, I found the hole and just gently eased it in
>learned sex with her
>broke up with her a year later
>now 3 years later I´m at #16 and get good feedback from people who I know wouldn´t lie.

Ye

these fucking threads are my favourite thing on the site.

Made me chuckle

It was anal, nothing special. I was hungover as balls from a week-long boozathon and didn't last very long

chickens are fast
however it is possible to sneak up on them if you distract them with food

> I typed xvideos on the browser
> GOODDAMN WHAT'S THIS
> Showed her what porn was
> At first we were just watching some Low-Quality videos
> BONER.PSD
> She notices
> Is that like the videos? Your thing just got bigger
> Yeah, so, so.. well IDK I've never did what's on the vids
> She said she wanted to see my "thing"

keep em coming

I lost my virginity when I was 10. A female friend of my family looked after me all of the time because my father worked out of town a lot and my mother died when I was very young. I had sex with her until two weeks after my 13th birthday when she got caught fucking me.

>your thing just got bigger

How old is this grill user?

>be 21 never even kissed a girl, 6.5/10
>could never socially engage with girls or chat them up without having a mini panic attack
>find cuckold of Craigslist looking for guy to fuck his girl
>turns out not even a cuckold just has hambeast friend looking for some.
>talk to her get to be chill friends.
>she picks me up from work take her back to mine have awkward moment before we start doing shit
>she leaves my place after half an hour in a trench coat unsatisified (dirty talk before hand made it seem like I was a god level dom)
>realise I just lost my virginity to a ham beasts with cream cheese thighs
>spend as long as I can in shower trying to clean dick before water goes cold realising what I've done and been trying to repress it ever since, the smell haunts me

Awful, whenever I got distracted I lose my erection...

thought that was from Mortal Kombat X

lost mine because of a bomb threat at my school.

I was 14, she was 13. My memory is kinda cloudy but if I know how we were about sexual stuff we probably planned to do it on that day before I even came over. So we decide to go on a "walk" in the woods a little ways from her house.
We both start making out. The whole time i'm physically shaking, I did the same shit the first time I touched her boob. She probably noticed it but she was nervous too so I don't think she cared. I'm having trouble getting hard because of nervousness, so I casually ask her to go down on me. I manage to get a 75% boner and attempt to put the condom on. Not even sure if I did it right, but oh well. So I lay my jacket on the ground because it was wet from rain or whatever, and I awkwardly try and stick it in her. She wasn't much of a help because i'm pretty sure she was tensing down there because she was afraid it would hurt, but I slightly get it inside. She bled a tiny bit, we decided to stop, and then her dad texted her to come home because we had been out for a while. It wasn't until the 3rd time that we actually had (somewhat) enjoyable sex.
We dated for around 5 years and boy did we get good at it.
I'm 20 now, shes 19 and we still talk. But long relationships are good for honing your sex skills, I suppose.

Didn't lose it till 18.

After beta orbiting a girl. I told her to fuck off (that's the time I finally grew some fucking balls) and I decided to download tinder. Met a girl in a week and we met halfway. Fucked in her car. Solid 9 looks wise. 5'1" 98lbs. But i give her an 8 due to smoking. We had to quit halfway because it "hurts too much". Never seen her since but she's the reason I got unreasonable standards.

I was 17, 18 the following night. Went out drinking with a bunch of american tourists and the staff of the restaurant I was having dinner at that night at a beach town just outside of Venice. Once people started leaving going back home or til their hotels myself and this hot as fuck Romanian waitress got freaky on the beach. I was pretty wasted so I don't remember much other than vague details.

Don't know if it really counts but...

>be me
>17
>gf 16
>chillin on my bed
>calls her father to come pick her up because it's getting late
>we're making out all intimate and whatever
>I love you user
>I love you too
>asks me to tell her a secret
>something I've never told anyone before
>you can tell me anything user what turns you on?
>ok well...
>tell her I'm into distended stomachs
>like the hungry African kids have on T.V.
>surprised
>visibly disgusted but intrigued
>we start fooling around
>tells me to close my eyes
>ok open them
>she's put a pillow up underneath her shirt
>oh I'm so hungry user!
>fuck her ever living brains out
>cum inside her
>few weeks later she tells me she's pregnant
>thinks I'll be stoked
>now I'll have a distended stomach for real user!
>...
>nah

Made her get an abortion.

benis in vagin feelsgood,no cummies, sad

>19 male beta virgin, jason segel archetype
>Work at McDonalds and Write emo shit on livejournal
>chat with book nerd chicks online
>talk on phone (this was early-2000s pre-skype)
>flirt and have phone/online sex with multiple girls
>fall in love with multiple girls
>16 year old girl I'm in love with (she is technically a virgin, but has done all the other stuff) comes across the country on a school trip.
>Spectacular body, redhead, beautiful smooth pale skin. Her pussy and asshole were hotter than anything I could imagine. Her boobs were cute and round with big pink nipples.
>I meet her and we do everything except fucking because we can't figure out how to fit my dick inside her. (I think my dick is wider than normal.)
>later I flew across the country to stay with her at her mum's house.
>I have the guest bedroom as a flimsy pretense
>the first time I wear a condom because she missed a pill. she comes three times, but the condom is really tight and uncomfortable and I don't come.
>eventually she says it's safe to bareback
>we fuck multiple times per day and barely leave the house
>one time her mum walks in while I was fucking her doggy style and I instinctively pull out so her mum sees my whole dick.
end virginity

also nobody I've fucked since has been as good.

>i was 19, she was 18
>asian girl, 1,50m aprox, 8/10
>we meet at the first year of college. I've never had a girlfriend, so i saw i had a chance. Started to talk to her, social interacitons, etc...
>we started to date. Our first date was meh, but on the second one i've got my first kiss from her.
>we started to hang out more often. She liked to be with me and I with her.
>After 2-3 months of relationship, she started to stay at my house to sleep at weekends.
>one day we decided to take the relationship further: In my bed we started to get romantic (kissing and teasing)
>Since she was staying at home and was late night, we removed our cloths.
>"hey, its my first time, take it easy"
>she starts to give me a blowjob. She used his teeth, so it wasnt kinda pleasurable
>Used a condom. She was top and i bot. She trusted almost all my dick inside (it isnt even big)
>tight and slippery, never had this sensation.
>We started to have sex. Feels good, but never had a chance to came, want focused enough.
>Went to sleep, both happy

After that, i had sex with her a lot of times, not having another problem.

Just found out my 17 year old daughter had butt sex today.

...

>be me still in school
>permavirgin neckbeard
>meet this 10/10 chick
>curly blonde hair, blue eyes, perky little tits
>gather my courage and ask her out
>to my surprise she's in
>agree to meet after classes behind the shed on the football pitch
>ff to same afternoon
>wait for her, nervous af, hands shaking and everything
>she arrives, I can smell her cologne
>we start making out
>things escalate quickly, I start lifting her cute little skirt
>her plain white panties are soaking wet
>get on my knees and start licking her cute little puss
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>she's moaning
>she unzips my pants and latches her mouth onto my cock
>I start to realize that today is the day I'll lose my V-card
>turn her around and a thrust my cock into her
>instincts kick in and I start fucking her like there's no tomorrow
>suddenly I hear a creaky voice shouting: 'HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?'
>I break the quick dressing world record
>creepy ass janitor staring at us
>'you're SO getting fired, dude'
>we're both summoned to the principal
>girl's parents are called
>long story short: they agree they won't press charges if I leave the school immediately
>what can I say? Getting expelled is still better than 20 to life
And that, Sup Forums, is how my teaching career ended.

High five.

A+

> Be me
> Age 20
> "Good Christian"
> With long time boyfriend in my car
> 'everything but sex'
> Boyfriend stops
> "Femanon, can I?"
> "Uh we decided not to"
> "Fem, I love you."
> Actuallaughter.gif
> "No. Don't make it weird. Like if you want to have sex just own that, but don't pretend it's love."
> "Well I do love you..."
> "Ok but that's not why you said it. You just want to fuck."
> "You're not wrong"
> Then we had sex.

Was two days after my 18th bday, gf of a month and a half. Both virgins but she has seen done everything else with 20+ guys. At a friend's house and we were both baked out of our minds, we already found everything funny without getting high so this was going to be stupid funny. Fast forward to her try to squat on my dick on my friends bathroom floor and she begins screaming and cries as she looses footing and all of me went inside her at once. I start laughing cause this is too funny and she is crying and laughing. Later after we actually fucked and pretty much did every position she tells me that my length was good but what made her cry then and every time we fucked from then on was my girth, she tells me it was like ' a turkey at Christmas that just had too much stuffing in already getting stuffed with triple the amount already in'. I broke up with her 3 months later. Still talk, nice chick tbh yet back to her 'adventurous' days with dudes lol

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KEK

>"Alright you can stick the tip in"
>He sticks the tip in
>Okay you can slowly put the rest in
>doesn't do it slowly, just slides it all in
>Ouchie

lolwtf

Go on fag

8/10, I've seen this plot twist before

it was with this thing that calls itself woman, later on the mutt got pregnant by some spic and soled it's only child to satan government for neon blue hair. Pretty fun story tbh.

Got freaky on the couch of some person my gf was house sitting for at the time
Went up-stairs and did the deed, helped the family bring all their belongings back in.
Found out that the bed i fucked in belonged to their son with a major case of Cerebral palsy.

I am not the proud.

>be 17 her 16
>been dating for like 5 months
>hang out one weekend
>"we should go all the way" uh ok
>nervously go buy condoms at walgreens
>come nightfall
>parents are asleep come over
>i live on one sode of town she on the other. No car
>run my ass to her house.
>"sorry cant open the door alarm would sound"
>climb in through window
>leg bumps wall makes big THUMP
>Shit my pants for what seems like eternity
>coast clear
>she was wearing a baby blue bra. Kinda skinny-chubby fat tits
>get on bed. Start undressing
>haunted house af bed. Creaking after every movement
>put blanket on floor
>put on condom. "Im a virgin.me too"
>now wut
>missionary position
>slide in she gives off a painful moan
>want me to stop? Nervous af
>no its ok keep going
>keep thrusting.
>cum
>get on bed and cuddle
>think to myself this is sex?
>highly disappointed
>sneak out in the morning underwear bloody af
>went to school a non virgin
TaDa

I was 14 she was 11. She had nice ass. When i got into her bedroom, we had rough anal sex and then i fucked her so hard that she screamed " oh yes, keep going harder and stronger". Her dad walked in on us having rough sex and said " can yall keep it down, the whole entire neighborhood can hear yall". And no i did not use a condom.

Also i filled her ass with cum. After that i kissed her on the neck. Our sexual relationship lasted 2 years after this had happened. It was the best day of my life.

>fucked girl for 45min
>get told i'm amazing (she doesn't know its my first time)
>feels good man

>be 17
>kisless handholdess virgin
>on a foreign trip
>playing kings cup in the hotel room
>My buddy wants me to get laid
>super fucked up
>me him and two girls, one is cute and one is fat.
>we make some risque rules for KIngs cup
>nudity ensues, kissing ensues
>my buddy takes the cute one into the bathroom
>me and the fat one hook up
>I start fucking the ugly one on the floor
>we move to the bed at some point
>my buddy, done with the cute girl, leaves
>cute girl climbs into the bed with us
>uggo is blowing me while im making out and fingering the cute one
>fuck the cute one while fatty sort of just pokes around the outside
>ends with both girls jerking me off and cumming
>they both had boyfriends
>rummors get back to school.
>they both breakup with their boyfriends for it
>People treat me like im a legend for a threesome
>threesome wasnt that great, wouldn't do it again.