Ask your local liquor store clerk anything or let me judge you scumbags off what u buy

Ask your local liquor store clerk anything or let me judge you scumbags off what u buy

One of your largest bottles of Tito's, please.

are you Indian/Paki?

One bottle of Oban please.

Remy Martin XO, please

Average vodka drinker that's too afraid to nut up and buy goose

Ur prob foriegn

Some kronenbourgs, guinness foreign export and a jameson or maybe a captain morgan spiced

you have also Jägermeister?
love that stuff!!!

Hook me up with some Rickards red and a bottle of beefeater my pal.

And I can already tell you are not a liquor store owner or your judgements is shite.

yeah im 20 but i like to drink alot so how do i buy from you guys even though im underage?

Ur the guy we see and know ur spending 100+ on this visit
Ur that guy arent u

Never said I'm an owner dipshit but I can tell a scumbag from normal folk

No (You) for you sorry....
just would like to get some of my fav. drink

>being judged my a liquor store clerk.....

Jagers alright ur probably a once a week guy who isnt really tht bad

Bartons charcoal filtered.
The plastic bottle please

a six pack of Clamato and a box of your best wine, got a date tonight

Burbon
Gin tonic rtd
jager

Evan Williams please

When I was I in college I bought a lot of steel reserve because it was the cheapest way to butt fuck wasted. Now I drink mostly whisky, Jameson if I can afford it or Jim Beam if I can't.

I'll take a bottle of Woodford's Reserve, and make it snappy

700mls of Canadian Club and 2 litres of coke thanks.

"Box of wine for a date" Jesus check out thr big spender here.

My local liquor store man knows me by name, doesn't check for id just shows how often i visit.

for taste, woody or jds burbon cola

to get wasted, scrumpy, cider (i can't stand beer)

Pall Mall silver shorts. Xxxtra hot cheetos, reeses fastbreak, ginger ale soda

Get ur fucking CC out of my face and go to Wal-Mart for ur damn coke

He probably means, wine to go with dinner, and a box so somes left over

"Come on, stay the night, i need someone to finish this wine with me"

Cheap Irish Cream, idgaf what brand.. Served ice cold on the rocks. And a six of Wheat Beer. Weissbier, so fucking good.

Weissbier and authentuc carribean rum. Occassionally a bag in box of cheap red wine

Do you have any expensive pretentious European beers that cost $15+ per bottle?

I distill my own liquor. Peddle your second rate warez somewhere else you puppet.

The service in this store is slow as fuck.

Old Grand Dad 114

OPs probably too dumb to figure out captcha since the best job he could get was at a liquor store.

What do you think of people who come in just to buy red bull and vodka?

something that's like $20 off purely because of savings

Lactose free milk.

pre-mixed rum and coke

1/2 gallon of Bacardi Rum

We arent a grocery store dipshits lol glorious unprivatized place

This is pretty dumb... Grey Goose is overpriced shit.

This thread is also shit... no one listen to this fag.

Shut the fuck up and get my change... bitch.

Oh look the guy waiting outside thr door before we open for the third day in a row

You need to add impulse buys. People who buy alcohol probably want snacks as well. Every regular liquor store has snacks and shit, unless its a govt run piece of shit store

I like Kraken str8 plz

Bottle of Larceny, Thanks

Bottle of Dong Perryon, and some plastic champayne cups pls

2 bottles buckfast please

On a scale of 1-10 how much is armed robbery on your mind and are you prepared?

A bottle of Bombay Sapphire thank you

Wild Turkey American Honey

My kind of guy

One bottle of Johnny Walker blue and two big fat ducking cigars

dude is probably still waiting since the night before you slow ass bitch

bottle of smirnoff, bottle of kahlua.

>Caesars, screwdrivers & white russians are tasty (just not all at once)

Handle of stoli and 3 old English 42ozs.

How many of your customers are doomed alcoholics drinking themselves to death that you know will die within a few years? Do you ever feel bad selling to them?

asnwer me u nigger

grey goose is for niggers

Luksusoa
> I'm an American

A bottle of bombay please.

Quality drink for a quality guy
Too many but I just csnt give a shit anymore honestly its pathetic when I have the pint of nick ready before theyre in the door
Good on u mate

Titos is for scum

Hendrick's gin, Blue Chair Bay rum and some lemons. plz n thnk

Good drinks no lemons go to walmart

Makers Mark

If that's the case, I might have to double up on the alcohol so I won't lose my sanity in that shit pit.

Johnnie Walker Black Label and a pack of Camel Filters.

Sand nigger?