Gather around me fellow anons and let me tell you the story how I kinda lost my virginity pic unrelated

Gather around me fellow anons and let me tell you the story how I kinda lost my virginity pic unrelated
>be me
>17 years old friendzoned betacuck
>be at local music festival
>crush is there too
>she is drunk and is fooling around with some thirsty shithead she is kinda friends with too (I am her "best friend")
>getting tired of that shit
>getting drunk as hell
>a girl I'm friends with is there too, she is pretty wasted already (let's call her N)
>she had a crush on me some months ago
>is actually a decent 7/10 but her constant depressed mood is a huge turndown
>but now she just seems horny af
>literally shoves her tongue down my throat as we meet that day
>fuckit.jpeg
>just go along with it, crush doesn't care anyways
>later that evening we meet again, she is with a SJW punk friend of hers
>ask N if she wants to go home with me
>aphamodeactive.gif
>she actually agrees
>having to get her friend home first
>fucking cockblocker cunt
>so we escort her to her home
>N brings her into her apartment, I'm waiting outside
>after an eternity, N returns with a red face
>apparently punkgirl tried undressing N in her drunk alpha lesbian state
>actually a fucking hot thought
>however finally getting to go into the bonezone
>She is so fucking horny
>I am so fucking horny
>we basically run through the dark night into the direction of my apartment
>I won't end as a wizard after all

cont.

this wont end good

tell us what happened next man, wtf

Continue faggot

We all know that

I'm on it dudes

Continue

continue faggot

>inb4 dinossaur

We never gonna get the cont. we deserve

cont.

>she texted her lesbo friend again
>lesbo friend comes out of house again
>follows us to my apartement
>I go to my room with both
>I accidentaly forgot to snort coke
>winrar.gif
>coke inhaled
>both also want some
>both take some
>both overdose some

end

"pick unrelated" sure ...

OP died while typing the story
>rest in peace

Fuck u op

idiot.

cont.

>so we are making our way to my home
>constantly smooching and touching her breasts while walking
>rock fucking hard
> finally arriving
>tell her where my room is while I'm going int to the bathroom really quick
>omfgitshappening.png
>going into my room with an erection to annihilate a thousand cunts
>she is already naked lying on my bed
>have no fucking idea what to do now tbh
>awkwardly lie down next to her, beginning to kiss her and touchong her breasts again
>my hand goes down on her
>as wet as a day in London
>again, both of us were drunk as hell
>remembered the protection
>says she is on bc but a condom would be nice tho
>I go grab one
>just sit there with the rubber and doesn't really know what to do with it in my alcoholized mental state
>just awkwardly puts it on top of my penis, it falls down immedialtely
>she doesn't seem to care anyways
>she is basically already guiding my cock in the direction of her puss
>i'm putting it in
>tightasshit.jpeg
>actually a little to tight
>begin thrusting
>it's kinda hot; she mourns as if I would maul her to death
>wtf
>after maybe the third thrust, a sudden pain runs through my body

cont

Hurry up

so u cum in her? without condom?

>after maybe the third thrust, a sudden pain runs through my body
Diarrhea sets in

That banjo twang

did ya rip your skin off?

Bingo

cont

>she asks if everything is ok
>it is, now shut up woman and take cock
>after another few seconds, I'm looking down
>there's blood
>panic mode kicks in
>I pull it out and yell "Fuck you're bleeding!"
>After closer inspection, the blood appears to come from my penis, not her
>panic mode takes control over my body
>wtf is happening
>she is completely stunned and then really concerned
>m y p e n i s r i p p e d
>there's a cut on the inside on my foreskin or something
>how the fuck could this even happen
>it won't stop bleeding
>she almost wants to call an ambulance but I tell her that it was not that bad
>won't go to hospital at 3 am with a bleeding dick
>just go under the shower and wash the blood from my legs
>she stands in the bathroom with a baffled look
>"you can come in if you wanna" I say
>she calls her dad to pick her up
>i'm laying in the bad
>naked with a towel around my hips
>mfw

That's what you get for being an uncut fag.

So that's the story of how I kinda lost my virginity
later that year, I got into a relationship with my crush from that time and N became the gf of my best friend
I wonder how she can still look into my eyes without bursting out lauging

happened to me the first time i fucked too. don't worry bout it.

Exactly.

I forgot the part when we were sitting on the bed naked and didn't talk or anything, just watching the cat playing with the condom which fell to the ground
it really was one of the best and then one of the worst nights of my life

No wonder your ex won't fuck you

i'm uncut and fucking is the greatest for me i dunno man

Because it's not funny?

She popped your cherry, OP!

Don't sweat it OP. I once had a crazy girl who didn't seem to understand the need for foreplay. She jumped on my cock dry as a bone, split my banjo string. She must've been with some shitty guys before to not know wtf foreplay is.

Idiot you don't know shit. Uncut or cut has nothing to do with it. This is not normal either way but it might happen more often to someone who has too dry skin or other skin problems.