My retarded neighbor has 9 cats. I tried to reason with him, but it has no point. I tried to ge them off of my yard and away from my dogsand his food, but without succes. What would you do?
My retarded neighbor has 9 cats. I tried to reason with him, but it has no point...
Ryan Bell
Leo Smith
Capture one and fuck it
Noah Williams
I actually wanted to put antifreeze in some minced meat and leave it in backyard...
Ryder Martinez
kill one of his cats
John Miller
Put barbed wire around your yard
Kevin Rodriguez
Water gun, catnip on his yard, rattle a metal trashcan lid at them to scare them away? Orange peels also keep them away usually
Dominic Wright
Have you considered offing yourself?
Logan Torres
Don't be a dick and hurt the animals because the owner sucks. Either report him to whatever animal control authority you have in your area and/or invest in those spinning fence toppers and whatever else you need to stop them from entering your yard.
Anthony Watson
I shot the bastards with those pistols shooting plastic balls... Didn't work.
Brody Taylor
This. Don't be an asshole. Cats don't like citrus, spray some lemon juice along the edge of your yard.
Jason Baker
When 2-3 die, he'll either start paying more attantion or we'll all be sure that he gives 0 fucks about his cats...
Jacob Scott
That shit doesn't work...
Jordan Brown
According to Treehugger Magazine, big cat feces is where it's at. Ask at a local zoo or buy it online.
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Oliver Hernandez
Don't leave your dog's food out in the yard nigger.
Ayden King
Give some coke to your dog and he shall do the job.
Henry Morgan
Antifreeze is cheaper...
John Collins
Put catnip in the dog food. If neighbor doesn't want his cats to become drug addicts he'll keep em away
Nathaniel Diaz
Cats are not as stupid as you are.
Joseph Robinson
When he gets 2-3 corpses on his doorstep, he'll keep them away anyways.
Tyler Hall
>cats are not stupid
Those tards lick that stuff when it leaked from my car last time. That's how I got an idea.
Justin Cooper
You already know you just want to kill them.
Ryder Taylor
Cat is good stir fried in some soy sauce.
Joshua Torres
Get a dog that isn't a pussy about defending his territory you faggot
Anthony Campbell
general tso's "chicken"
Isaac Murphy
Knock on his door and tell him that cats are an affront to Islam and if he doesn't remove his cats from your property at once you will take it as a personal offense to your religion and will have to take drastic measures to please Allah. Do this in the company of some of the members of the homeowners association or the PTA, or even a cop. If that doesn't spook him into stopping, then simply behead the ones that come onto your property and put their heads and bodies on his doorstep.
Nolan Perry
Yes, cats are stupid. Antifreeze has a very sweet taste to cats/dogs and they will absolutely drink that shit up.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
I know girls with that many cats are almost always single
but what about guys?
Ryan White
And then Op gets 2-3 charges of animal cruelty on his doorstep you retard
Gabriel Young
BB gun
Noah Ramirez
...
Chase Reyes
you knoe 4chin didnt used to be this way. we were a cat loving, oc generating, shithole that did fun stuff to fuck with the internet.
now its filled with white bros with anger issues. you all are the reason the pope rapes little boys.
James Taylor
Similar situation.
Traps. You need traps. No-kill traps.
Set them out around your home. The kind for possums and raccoons, you know?
He won't get rid of them most likely... but he'll keep them inside. Also. Make yourself unavailable. His little faggot cat is stuck in your trap, and guess who isnt answering the door to let it out?
Fucking you.
Kevin Russell
gay
Cameron Baker
nah, he'd just use cat rescue as an excuse to tear apart your trap
Christopher Wright
the cat´s are not your problem, the owner is.
take an extra portion of food for the cats but make him pay for your extra service and food
fucked by spending all of his money for your expensive services will make him get rid of the cats by himself.
>or just call veterinarians, he don´t seem to feed them enough food.
Option B: get a pack of battaries and a towel an beet the fuck out of the owner
Ian Hall
Sounds like you have a gay dog if he can't fight some cats