Rate my sexy ass gf

rate my sexy ass gf.

0/10. I hate the way the sunglasses look on her

The boat is probably sinking 0/10

0/10 would commit genocide before getting my cock within 20 feet of that

I didn't know the whale watching boats were allowed to get so close.
Seriously your girlfriends healthis disgusting and relfects poorly on their lifestyle.
No one should let themselves get THAT fat. Like so fat I can see it in their face. Get the fuck out. EW.

Word cannot even begin to describe her beauty... but numbers can, 1/10

How much would you guys need to be paid to spread her ass and give it a good whiff?

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20 DOLLARS IS 20 DOLLARS BRUH

If you let me use the money to get drugs and get fucked up first... $20

How much to use her as breathing apparatus for the rest of the day?

A lot

what test line did you use to land her?

0/in the event of an accident your gf can be used as a flotation device

lmao'd

shes fucking sexy n has the tightest pussy ever yall just dont know. she aint that big its just the picture FUCKTARDS

She's a light 1 I'd tell her to lay off the mayo

my beauty at the buffet looking all sexy for me

There's no way that's just the picture Bro. And the tight "pussy" is probably just flab around your tiny cock

Lets see some nudes before I give a rate.

Why would you take her to a buffet? Do you want her to die at 35 from a heart attack? Because it looks like she's already heading that way

none of you losers could do any better than her. virgins

100+ mil plus free stock options in up to 10 fortune 500 companies. i'd dive in

Sure, lets get a picture of her, your op pic is some crooked toothed dude sitting next to a sea mammal.

she works out ALOT. shes a stripper idiot

400 lb test.

At least six or seven digits.

Yarrr!

You should marry her if you really feel this way user...I had a gf that was ok looking and kinda chubby, but she had the tightest pussy I've ever fucked and would do anything I wanted sexually.

Because I was young and only interested in how much pussy I could get, I treated her like shit, as time went on and I got older I wished I had at least treated her better cause that pussy was like no other.

i dont need to fap when i got this waiting for me when i get off work at mcdonalds

It just keeps getting worse

Great for you user, but you gotta admit, she's not what people would call a traditionally beautiful person.
If you love her that is great, but don't expect people to inflate their ratings of her based on your emotions.

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worse for you. jealous much loser?

disagree, she has curves in ALL the right places

Grade A Beef

the older she gets the more beautiful she becomes

Yeah you like her like this, but most people don't like it.
Which is what I'm trying to make you understand.
If you think she is the epitome of sex, good for you, just don't expect people to agree with you.

i shes small right now (the camera makes her look alot bigger than she is) but i want her to get bigger so she can back it up.

That must be the WORST strip joint ever

Oh, so you're a feeder.
You'll probably end up feeding her to death because you think it's sexy.
Good luck user.

yipes bro... just yipes

best in tx. she works days so she gets all the tips

the guy who inked that probably gouged his eyes out.

hes the best im dallas tattoo. we got a free tat after we won the pie eating contest at the state fair. top notch ink idiot

she probably doesn't need that

she only ate half cause shes diabetic.

Bro it's alright if you think she's hot but she's not the typical attractive. So if you ask others opinions and they tell you something you don't like, grow up and get over it

hello dallas,
I'm sure the artist debated using a knife instead. what did she look like before the contest?

Disgusting sea cow/10

diabetic... figures

super fucking hot but not as fine as she is now

shes just retaining water. stfu

are you saying she wasn't monstrously obese before the pie eating contest?

how much water?

fr. im hittin that. jealous anons

she isnt even fat shes just big boned. did you not see the first picture fool.

how big are her bones, exactly? i'm not sure you understand how fat works...

the first picture is the fattest. its cropping, not lypo.

10/10 user glad you're living the good life

Post nudes and/or panty pics and I will give you a 100% honest rate

she wears my boxers.

Is she behind that whale?

'cause women's sizes don't fit, sorry bro

Im into this, lets see the good stuff or this is a waste of time.

large sizes are too expensive.

Well, if we pretend YOU'RE a 10.
She's probably about a 30.
Still hideous though. At least you're getting more woman for your time and money I guess.

maybe if you cut back the grocery budget you'd be able to afford it.

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MODS MODS MODS this guy is posting whale porn

More?

Is she hiding behind that walrus?

Broke ass niggas/10
You're not even trying and the bait sucks.