I just had sex with a woman i met online yesterday ask me anything

i just had sex with a woman i met online yesterday ask me anything

>greentext

got any video?

how many aids do you have?

Do anything interesting lately?

What site/app did you meet on?

Can you give us the greentext?

Did she have a dick?

>say hi to each other
>exchange pics
>ay bby u want sum fuk?
>she does
>she comes over, sucks my dick
>i fuck her right in the pussy missionary
>change to doctor, nut inside her
>i lay on top of her and cuddle
>5 minutes later i'm horny again
>lube up her butt and go in
>i can smell shit but feels good man
>nut inside her again
>dick has minor shit stains on it
>give her paper towels to clean up
>clean myself while she gets dressed
>she leaves
>i make this thread

Yeah I've done that. A few times. Kinda fun fucking a stranger. For a while at least.

doggy not doctor wtf haha

And some how you're still a virgin.

she wouldn't let me when i tried
about 5 or 6 my dude
not really no
badoo
no

Nice

>switch to doctor

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Will we ever be able to travel faster than light, and if so: when?

was she fat?

it is only possible theoretically, and would take massive amounts of energy. Estimate that some time within the next 100 years unless we destroy ourselves first.

OP I've got an actual question here

Do you ask a grill for anal or just put it in?

Depends on the grill or what?

did she do this with her butthole for you?

did she fingered your bunghole?

>unless we destroy ourselves first

get yourself a dildo and try to
>just put it in
you watched too much porn mate

what did you have to eat on friday?

what color shirt are you wearing?

I must've done this 30 times in my late teens. Easy as piss. Good on you, just saying for our virgin anons out there.

How is this not the regular way to have sex now

How big was her dick?

What does that even mean? objects slide into assholes easy as fuck.. so.. just ram it in?

Why do you only shave your left goose egg?

That's not true though, the girl who I lost my virginity to was also a virgin and eventually I got the urge to put it in her ass, so I did while she was in missionary. I had a condom on, so there was some lube I guess, but overall not.

Eventually just started fucking her up the butt literally everytime we did anything sexual, even to the point where I ignored her pussy sometimes. I didn't lube up other than spitting on my hand and rubbing it on the head of my penis after that.

you guys can call me gay or whatever for assufucking her exclusively sometimes, but there is something primal and amazing about defiling a cute girl's butthole and pumping it full of cum.

Describe the encounter, how it was from the moment you met until it was over.

This

>exchange pics

doesn't post pics

Where on the internet did you meet her?

if your girls can take objects in their butthole "easy as fuck" they probably did a lot of training with bbc before

Nah mate, the butthole stretches out to shit it's whole life so.. it's kinda used to getting stretched you utter noob

this, OP is a major fag

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Is the pic her?

there's a difference of stuff going in and out
please, try it yourself
you will see how wrong you are

how much she weights?

I already have, genuinely don't understand why grills are such fucking pussies about it

Hows it feel to be the second person to have a new strain of gonorrhea

Not if you work it right and build up with fingers. Asshole can relax to take penor easily and goes back to tight pretty quickly.

You said it was yesterday

>penor

I wasnt arguing any of these points.
all I said is that anal doesnt work like this
>just put it in

It fucking does, you're part of the problem grills don't do anal more if you think this

Wasted trips and a half

She was a fatass, wasn't she? She was.

>nut inside her
did you do this on purpose or are you that stupid

Why do you think anyone cares?

And follow up question: Is it your fetish to come on a site filled with virgins and make up sex stories?

porn ruined this generation

That may be true but it had nothing to do with what I said..