So I wanna make this my desktop properly tiled by it keeps going off balance and I dunno how to fix it...

So I wanna make this my desktop properly tiled by it keeps going off balance and I dunno how to fix it. Screen is 1366x768, will attach the image I want in next post. Need to to be perfectly centered due to OCD.

Other urls found in this thread:

reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/6kry64/protip_windows_automatically_compresses_wallpaper/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

This but with the middle image perfectly centered for my desktop please!

Bump, please help. /r/ are useless.

...

THICC

Please help.

1366x768? it's 2017 you pleb

You niggas living in 2017, I'm living in 2011.

My fucking laptop is 8 years old and does 1920x1080

The ice age is calling, it's wants it's shit back

I'm happy to go back, just give me my fucking perfectly aligned small titty short haired goddess wallpaper to go with me please. This must be like that old to be fair, I don't really remember, and was cheap as fuck. Still running fine too apart from heating issues. If I wasn't so fucking poor I'd buy something better but it is what it is.

>1366x768

installing software at 3am to do this, i must be fucking mental, keep the thread bumped - i'll get back to you

I could fix this for you but only if you use something other than this little boy as your background

why not set "center" in the settings?

just use paint

She's the absolute doppleganger of my childhood sweetheart. Dated a girl who basically looked identical to this for about 5 years when I was a teenager, true romance, losing each others virginity, etc. It soothes me in these truly troubled times. Things ain't great these days for me at all.

If I use centre I just get fucking black for half the screen, it's shit.

Delete system 32

you can change the color, you know?

Tried, still looks shit. Was fucking about with a bunch of cyans, but you know. Shit.

So you want it neither stretched, tiled, or centered.
What the FUCK do you even want then fuckface
saged for 0/10 bait thread

Are you sure you want this image?
She's kinda ugly.

I want tiled but I want the centre image to be perfectly aligned to the centre of my screen because I'm OCD as fuck. I don't want it to be tiled from the left. Christ, that negates the whole point in this tiny bit of solace I might have.

There ya go OP!

Yeah she's not great, but reminds me of the only happiness I have ever had in my fucking trainwreck of a life man, like over 10 years ago

see

Can someone please just centre this for me properly and let me drink myself to death in poverty and peace please? I'd really appreciate it.

Your sob story moved me
Here you go faggot

>ctrl f
>"crop"
>0 results
you need to crop the image so that its thickness is 1/3rd of your monitor size. You can find its thickness in pixels in right click, properties. Or in paint. Also, you can just use paint to crop. Be sure to crop from both sides of the image so the empty space is symmetrical.

Booze will dull the pain but it won't solve your problems
You should check out a couple of AA meetings

there you go user.
hope you like it.

Fucking hero man, honestly. Started seeing this chick when I was like 13, fucked her at 14, we stayed together till we were like 19 when she got tired of me and wanted to fuck about. I was always a loser but it was easier at that age, she's moved to like London now and became a fucking lawyer or whatever and got fat and I don't really care. I've just sat here doing absolutely fuck all, wasting my life, drinking every single night. I'm just done. I've been beat for like 10 years. Fucking 29 in a month. Ah, fuck it man.

Truly appreciate it man. Nostalgia and calms my nerves. I swear to fuck whoever that is in this pic looks like the total clone of my girl at the age I loved her when life was decent. I should have died like 10 years ago.

Mate align that like and that would be fucking even better.

its cutted to the right size, just select the option "repeat"

...

make a screen of your new desktop

As much as I truly hate the fucking kikes and everything else, it soothes me more her being natural in the original I think. I'll take happiness wherever I can get it.

Truly thank you so much. I really don't have fuck all man. I literally had to sell my PS4 this month to pay bills. Got this shitty laptop and that's about fucking it. I was happy at like 16 thought with a girl who could literally have been a clone of pic related. Know she's boyish or whatever and obviously I much prefer sexy birds with massive tits, but this was the bird I had. I was fucking happy once. I have exactly fuck all now. Ach the drink will kill me soon enough anyway. I have long become 4chanised.

There you are. Is it not quite aligned or something? Aahaha if that's the case.

There are better ways to kill yourself
Seriously, go to an AA meeting or similar group
Getting sober has drastically improved my life, and it can improve yours too

Tried it for a bit, went sober for like a year until about a week ago. Was just bored. I'm just done with life mate honestly. Not trying to make a sob story out of it or anything cause I'm not even sad or depressed about it, just done man. Just beat. Nothing to look forward to, no hope, nothing. Christ even if I won the lottery I'd just piss about visiting places or shagging hookers or whatever, just done man. Even when I was sober, don't want to do anything, don't wanna become anything. Fuck knows man. At least though I was like happy once when I was a little guy, hence the picture. I'm beat man. Also it's not even like it's the last girl I was with, I've been in plenty of relationships since. Lived with a girl for a year until recently, etc. Just was never happy. Can't imagine being happy now. Edgy as fuck, I know.

That's the definition of depression, dude
The booze isn't helping with that, but it sounds like you need meds and/or therapy
Nothing wrong with that, some people (like me) just need help

name of that girl? love those little titties.

on desktop
right click
personalize
click on "desktop background" at bottom
in bottom left corner, choose "Center" option, or maybe "Fit"

Been on Zoloft for like 2 weeks, hasn't done fuck all. I definitely don't feel depressed man, I'm not pure sad. I was sad when I split up with pic related like ten years ago. I just don't get like that anymore. I really just do not give a fuck anymore actually. Like I said I've been with girls way prettier since, split up with girls who it could have worked out with, etc. I just don't care these days mate. I am actually dead inside. It's not depression, I'm not down, I'm just totally above it all really. I'm aware I sound like a fedora tipping edgemaster, but I'm really nothing like that. I'm actually quite charismatic, attractive and popular - yet, I'm on Sup Forums trying to get fucking wallpapers of girls who look like some chick I fucked 12 years ago. My point exactly, don't even care that I'm doing that now. Beat mate, totally beat, don't even care.

Nobody knows, already tried to find out and she's impossible to source. She's from a Backroom Casting Couch video from 2010 and even the best internet detectives from /r/ and Freeones can't work out who she is. If you can get more please tell me. I'd link pictures of my ex but I have none from the time period and she's ugly and fat as fuck now. Feel nothing for her, just miss whoever she was. Not even that, miss who she was to me I guess or whatever. Gaaaaaay, I know, don't give a fuck. Video is shit too by the way, there's that one topless picture I posted for the wallpaper outside of that but nobody can source it,

Zoloft takes longer than 2 weeks to work, and it's not gonna work if you keep drinking

Depression is not the same thing as sadness! Everything you say just screams depression: not giving a shit, not feeling happy or sad or anything, no motivation, tired all the time, "beat"

reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/6kry64/protip_windows_automatically_compresses_wallpaper/

>follow these instructions
>have a good windows desktop bg
>get hacked

The important thing is that you don't have to feel this way
I know when you're really depressed it seems like that's just how your life will be forever, but it's not true at all
Trust me, your depressed brain is lying to you - things can get better

What's the point if I need drugs to feel different anyway honestly? I am who I am. And I'm not drinking all the time. I was drinking for years straight and stopped, drinking a bit this week since I split up with my last girlfriend (also don't care, not even trying to act big or anything, lived with her a year and literally couldn't give a fuck less that she's left, which surprised even me). But what am I supposed to do otherwise but drink? I'm sitting here bored as fuck, shitty laptop, can't even play games, got no money to go out, literally fuck all to do, all the time. Nothing. And it's not even like I don't have friends like I said, I'm not a total shut in, I actually know tons of people and they text me all the time, but they're all so rudimentary and I couldn't give a fuck less, don't wanna see any of them. Ach, got no money to go out and do anything with them even if I wanted to.

I'm in a pretty similar situation as you. I'm still working on developing a social life.
I like hiking so I'm going to go on some group hikes I found on meetup.com (free)
Exercise does wonders for my mood and energy levels so I try to go for a bike ride every day (free)
And I'm around people at AA meetings which is good for my mental health too (free)

I haven't completely turned my life around, I'm still kind of depressed and directionless, but I'm hopeful now and I'm working on my problems

Stop jerking it

Nah not a similar situation to me at all actually mate. I have tons of pals who are constantly trying to get me out and about and to hang about. From attractive single females for dates to old school autistic friends who want me to come to fucking D&D with them. Even if I do fancy doing either I don't even have the money to, and when I do get some money, I spend it on fags and drink. I live in the UK, it's half 4 here, last time I went to my GP they prescribed me with valium along with my Zoloft, didn't help, drink is better. Not that drink actually helps, but it takes your mind off all the pish, you know?

Went for ages just fucking my ex girl, as of two weeks ago I've been wanking like fuck to the girl in question. Also wanking like fuck to one of my exes Insta photos - something I've never done before. Always required top tier porn to ever wank but seem to prefer the latter now. Zoloft maybe?

Would put some of said pictures but afraid I'd be doxxed. But rest assured, some of my good female friends are sexy and slutty as fuck.

Alright I don't care about you anymore

Why?

Not that I blame you but I'm interested.