Any stories of dick being too big?

any stories of dick being too big?

Why is that guys head on backwards?

So being fuck obsessed. My god... What are you, 15?

I want to meet that girl.

would wife

let me guess shes a whore?

I had a girl tell me i couldn't be on top anymore because I kept pressing into her cervix

Mr Hands

when broke up with previous gf, she said sex was too painful and used the excuse that sex should 'just feel good' to say why we diddn't match.

sex was always a struggle, couldnt go balls deep without her yelping to stop.

Previous gfs were fine with my 8 incher but apparently not all girls like it. (she was short/small)

7" here. Always had issues fucking girls doggy style. I'd hit their cervix if I went balls deep. Finally found a girl who I can fuck in any position as much and as hard as I want, and I think it's because she's 5' 11", rather than 5' 0" - 5' 6" like all the petite girls I dated before. She was a virgin before me though, so I still have to stretch her out with my fingers before she can take my dick. It's a width issue now. Never thought I'd see the day. I'm no pencil dick, but it's not that fat.

Constant UTI and bleeding during sex. She went to the gyno. She liked it deep, pounded her cervix raw.

junior year in college. was hooking up with a girl and my dick literally didn't fit. The next weekend it happened again with a different girl.

or maybe shes a loose goose

my current gf said she fucked a brazilian guy when she was in thailand and it was too big.
she said when he took it out she was surprised but still fucked, she had to tell him to stop and take her home in the middle of fucking...kinda hot but also makes me feel a bit inadequate haha
i wonder if she still thinks about him..

coincidentally last night. I've always thought I was average but the last 3 girls have told me I'm pretty big actually but last night I got laid and she told me she couldn't cum because it hurt her. I kinda felt bad tbh

LOL

That's just depressing dude

/thread

Kill yourself

its about feeling good

I dated a petit ginger for a while. I was too big for her and it hurt so much that she got frustrated and cried because she wanted to have sex with me so bad but couldn't bear the pain.

I've only had ONE chick that I know tell me that she wants to be slammed by 8" monster

Well, she SAYS she does anyway. I have a feeling if she came across one, it'd be a similar situation to what you just described

>she needs to be stretched out
>loose

user I don't think you know what that word means.

lol, yeah but i dont care too much actually. we fuck all the time so oh well
yeah, we have good sex and she gets really into it, most girls will eventually come across that monster cock anyways haha

also, a few partners have mentioned i have good size and girth so im not insecure haha

First high school gf, she weighed less than 100 pounds and was a little less than a foot shorter than me. We tried a couple times and it never fit. She was tiny.

Also ginger. People used to say she looked like the chick from that Disney movie, Brave lol.

Ha, yeah.

>know a chick from my time working around the Rockies whos a lesbian
>cool chick
>super flirty and an amazing wingman
>always joke about fucking
>eventually do
>hasnt seen a dick in like 2 years
>get the "Oh wow, thats pretty big.. blah blah"
I swear im not big at all. 6" on a good day with a healthy girth, but nothing remarkable
>decide to shower together
>tries to blow me
>all teeth
>make her stop
>take it to bed
>try to put the head in
>get the "holy shit, I cant take any more"
>literally 2/3rds of the head is in, nothing more
>eventually tease it a bit and get 1 solid thrust
>we're in business
>go for a bit, then flip her to doggy
>same ordeal as the first time
>"thats too much, I cant"
>just shove it in this time, cause fuck it she hasnt been with a man in a while. thought maybe some authority like that would pay off.
>It does
>Push her lower back down and she kinda just cums with no effort
>like literally falls off my dick and kinda convulses for a sec, involuntarily
>after about 5 mins of her just kinda lying there tells me that Im "incredible, but that was way too much for her"
>just kinda shrug it off, finish on her tits and pass out
>next morning
>wake up and she falls out of bed
>literally need to walk her to her car like she sprained her ankle she was so sore
>kisses me and tells me she'll be 'more prepared' next time, then leaves

Felt good, but I kinda hate hurting their insides by accident.

I was 8" when I was 14...into my 20s. ( I don't get that rock hard anymore. )

When I was 18 I had a 14yr old that wanted to hook up. A virgin. This was the only girl that I'd just wouldn't fit. She was in top, spreading her self, other hand gripping me, trying to get it in, but couldn't even get the tip in.

We tried again a couple months later...it fit fine. Really tight. I have a feeling she got a dildo... Or a cukecumber & had been working on it all that time.

There were other virgins, that were tight or that screamed n cried or that made me stop & plenty of tight girls... But only the 1 that it didn't fit.

>be me and 27
>be hanging with two girls out of my league, they're roommates
>they be 21 and 23
>I want to date 23 year old
>21 year old tall and athletic
>23 year old very pretty little peanut
>be at my place, have hot tub
>be we all start drinking
>tops come off
>we take body shots and start to play
>we wrestle, tickle... athletic girl studies BJJ and demos moves
>all start kissing each other's bodies
>bottoms come off
>be me, be diamonds, be 7 inch circumference cock
>23 year old "holy shit, that is not going to fit"
>3-way fingering and rubbing
>23 year old kneels in front of me
>try, not gonna happen
>all finger some more, orgasms are had
>girls suck me off and I blow load on their chests
>be best individual night of life

country?

>lying like this on the internet

plenty of stories. I have a big thick 8 incher that has both hurt and satisfied many chicks. Its also gotten me laid a boatload just because im large. here is the downside....

I cant be in a rewl relationship if i find out a girl has been with anything bigger or lots of guys. I can fuck them...but there is no emotional connect. I guess im a giant pussy in the end unless i find a virgin. Being an oldfag now im destined to be alone ...

yup

im about 7 and a half inches and when we go doggystyle, my girlfriend cries because of the pain.

some women can take it, some cant.


(also, girth matters more than length)

Why would I need to lie on the internet? It's the closest I have ever gotten, and probably will ever get to threesome. It's not that impressive of a story.

>My first girlfriend was a foot taller than me
>boff 15
>boff want fucc
>made her cum during fucc
>condom has blood and she said fucc hurt
>says I didn't open her up enough when eating dat pusc
>says I tore her pusc
>feel bad but also feel good that my meat stick was 2 big

"2 big"

autistic cunt, what is a hymen?

> Be me like 8.5
> Old whore I know is all about me
> I can deep throat that!
> 1 hour of choking gagging slobbering sucky she got it.
> Once, great victory.

> Old gf years ago.
> Short vag, always knocking on heavens door.
> Oowww hurts user every time.
> Switched to D/s BDSM women
> They Luv it

> Stripper fun.
> Tossed her ass in shower 1#
> Had sum fun.
> Hear a gasp and grunt.
> Done for night.
> Tore her up bad.

Yea this one girl thought I was 9 inches
Then I unfolded my dick
She came 5 times just by looking at it
Then we had sex
I had to take her to the hospital because she was losing a lot of blood.
I didn't mean to hurt her

Oldfag here. Bored. 8.5 inch cock, 6.75 inch circumference. Upward curvature. AMA
I'll share some quick stories. Don't care who doesn't believe them.

I never had any woman, since I was 17, refuse vaginal sex because it was too big. They were all turned on. You can't just shove it in. It has to be slow and little by little put more in until it goes all the way in.
That's when you see their eyes roll back or pop out and their mouth just opens wide. "Holy fkn shit" they say, or absolutely nothing, like they can't breathe. Feels cool, tbqh

But most of them did refuse to have anal sex with me. Even my current gf, which doesn't matter. I'm not really into anal.
The standard response was "No way that fkn thing is going in my ass."
Sometimes I convinced a few to do a "partial anal" where I promised not to go in all the way.
Basically a little more than my head was enough and I was very gentle. I'm not some asshole who likes hurting some girls ass. Things could get ugly. I'm not interested.

But vaginal sex..every girl loved it. I fkd some size queen MILF & set her ass straight. That's a funny one.

(1/2)

I met a 20yo girl at college party my friend invited me to. I chat with her a little while. She seems kinda chill. I pretended to be more interested in her than I actually was, in case she wants to let me smash. We exchange numbers texts me every night asking what i'm doing for 3-4 days in a row(lol). one night says shes watching netflix with her friends, asks me to come over. I thought ‘sure why not?’. Everyone there was drinking, smoking, doing coke and shit. I Get high AS FUCK. After a few hours all her friends leave. Somehow, I just immediately start fingering her after they’re all gone. We get naked and I noticed she does a double take when she sees my dick and gets a slightly a concerned look on her face. (I never really thought about if my penis was large or not (it’s 7-7.5)) she lays on her back, she has a 10/10 clean picture perfect looking pussy, shaved and everything, has skinny legs arms but really nice perky boobs and wide thighs, and plump butt. I push in and it was immediately different from previous girls I’ve had sex with. It was so tight it was almost uncomfortable for me, it felt like I was squeezing my dick through a key hole, like my blood circulation was going to get cut off and my dick was goanna fall off inside her. She immediately had an orgasm after I got balls deep, I didn’t even started trusting back and forth. I could tell she had an orgasm because she started to spasm, she twitched around and her eyes rolled back and she cupped her mouth with her hand. She told me to pull out, and I did, too fast apparently because she recoiled when I pulled, she rolled on her side and just kinda laid there groaned. I asked her “whats wrong are you alright and shit” she said I ‘bottomed out’ I had no idea what that was until I googled it later. We just ended up fingering and making out the rest of the night for a few hours.

(2/2)

I tried fucking her one more time a couple weeks later but basically almost the exact same thing happened and after that attempt she stopped texting me. After this whole ordeal I saw a random friend of mine who also knows her (a dude) and he sees me and says “hey, i heard your dicks huge” and I was “wtf, thanks I guess?”. It was kinda a confidence boost for a while.

the whole ordeal was pretty awsome made me feel all masculine and dominant and shit.

moral of the story is : the pussy CAN be too tight.

I have a question.

Are you suicidal knowing your penis is actually 4.93 inches?

Fuck yes she thinks about him. All the fucking time.

why do u say that

Sorry to piss all over your self inflated knowledge of psychology after 1 semester, Stuart, but I'm doing just fine IRL.
Like I said, 8.5 inches.

too soon m8

She didn't stretch her shit out during that 2 months with dildos. She was more relaxed so it would go in. I fucked a girl once so tight my shaft was bruised and turned blue,purple etc for quite a few days. Couple weeks later did it again.Tight but not dick damaging.

> 1.572 mile cock here
> 0.792847936 miles circumfrence
> When I was 14 had 12 YO GF
> Here family has to take pet tarantula to the hospital
> Finally sexy time
> Peel dem clothes
> "No way that 2.5298888 KM cock will fit in my teensy clam!"
> Note: GF was English
> Pin her down, start mashing my Diplomat World Globe model RP-65325 knob against her quim
> BustedHyman.png
> Screams bloody murder
> Feels too good, Shove in another couple hundred yards of rock hard weenie
> Literally makes sounds like a watermelon being torn apart
> Blood squirting everywhere like a fountain
> My dingus is acting like a log splitter
> Her body is split in 2
> Finally cum in her brain pan
> She says I'm too big, never wants to fuck again
> Family gets back from tarantula hospital and find me cleaning the grey matter off my dong
> Dad rushes daughter to humans hospital to get body stapled back together
> Mom wants the D and climbs on top of one of the World Trade Towers in an attempt to jump on my jimmy
> Note: This took place before 9-11

True story

wat

Nice dubs, I think

Can we talk about this picture? Do people realise how big of a whore you have to be to give what looks like a late night rimming outside a kebab stand.

>start mashing my Diplomat World Globe model RP-65325 knob against her quim

My soft dick was like 5 inches at age 8 or 9 (8 soft, 10.5 hard now), and everybody in my neighborhood would ask to see it. I didn't understand why they wanted to see the thing I pee out of (didn't understand boners or sex or anything at that age), and people would laugh and touch it. I didn't like that kind of attention, also a couple older girls (teenagers) wanted to put in in their mouth, which I didn't understand why they would want to do that except to bite it off. It made me fearful of girls to an extent. Today I also can't get fully hard maybe because of the physics (boner kind of hangs down). I had a girlfriend in college but she wouldn't let me fuck her, just kind of jacked it and sucked it but not until I came, then we broke up. I'm still sort of fearful of them laughing at me. Being a freak with any part of your body is not a good thing for your self esteem growing up.

>everybody in my neighborhood would ask to see it
How did they find out?

>> Mom wants the D and climbs on top of one of the World Trade Towers in an attempt to jump on my jimmy
>> Note: This took place before 9-11

Wow

about 9 here, and most girls are curious to try it. MILF's go crazy for big dicks!

My gf hates how big my dick is. Its not sure long but its very thinck and she hads a very small vaginal canal so it hurts her stretching and i ram the fuck out of her cervix. Painful im sure. Anal isnt fun either bc it takes over an hour of prepping for it not to fit

9/11 would read again.

Why is she even with you then? Why isn't she with me and my slender six and a half incher instead??? WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR???

>first time with grill
>newbie virgin fag at the time
>go to her room
>fooling around
>she gives me a normal sized condom to put on
>cant get it over the tip of my raging erection
>she refuses to have sex unless I wear one
>cockblocked by my own dick
We fucked a few days later after I picked up larger ones.
Never got to try anal with her though, my girth terrified her.

I peed at a pool restroom with my friend and I think he saw it and told everyone.

My fiance is 5'2" and 105lbs. My dick is thicker than her forearm. She struggles.

Dylan Big Knobson

ya bullshit she was a virgin, virgins are beyond soaking wet when u fuck them. dont need to stretch anything out ya dumb cunt

you live in florida?

I'm guessing curvature is natural thing? my dick is just straight and leans left - 7point5" Always kinda wished it was bigger but...

I did anal with this girl once, ended up with blood everywhere because I tore her sphincter. Her parents went batshit and called the cops.

haha top kek

kek

That happened to me once, too; except instead of the parents calling the cops she did, and instead of tearing her sphincter I tore her dog's sphincter.

My penis is too large for my girlfriend so we just do oral and mutual masturbation. We have an open relationship too, so I can and do fuck other women.

Copypasta

My problem was she was nine. They didn't understand that she wanted to be be the teacher's pet and she knew what was going on.

No shit newfag.

Now you really are a virgin aren't you.

>porn is how sex works.

Absolute fucking faggot.

I'm not really actually all that big, only 6 inches, but very thick. My last ex, the first time she saw my dick, the first words out of her mouth were "ok. wow, I don't think that's gonna fit in my mouth."

Also had an escort once who just couldn't get my dick in her ass. Lots of lube, I'd gotten her nice and loose with a toy, would not go in.

I also need to order special condoms online, because most stores only carry magnums as larger condoms, which are complete shit, so I have to order Skyn or Kimono largest online which is more expensive and not so convenient.

So yeah, being bigger isn't always fantastic.

Wow dude! It's like we're twins from different dimensions. My situation was exactly the same! It's like you're describing me

more plz

Fucking hell, I remember that shit. I believe they made a film about that guy for some ducking reason. I could be wrong tho