/heem/: clean contender edition

UFC starts in roughly 1 bong

Upcoming events:

1/28: EFN 58 - Machev vs Brandao
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - Pena vs Shevchenko

1/29: Submission Underground 3 - Danis vs Agazarm
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs Giles
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 108 - TBA

Previous thread: News:

>UFC on Fox 23 weighin results
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/ufc-on-fox-23-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-1-1-1

>Dana on Ngannou
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/dana-white-ufc-on-fox-23s-francis-ngannou-could-be-longstanding-heavyweight-champ-one-day

>Pena says sparring partners weren't allowed to hit Ronda, could be sued if they talked about sparring with her
mmamania.com/2017/1/27/14417408/julianna-pena-says-ronda-rousey-threatened-to-sue-training-partners

>UFC FN 104 lineup finalized
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/ufc-fight-night-104-lineup-finalized-with-12-bouts-including-korean-zombies-return

>UFC to host show in Denmark
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/825387999802310657

>WWE gave Conor "hefty" offer to appear in one of their events
mmamania.com/2017/1/28/14425020/report-conor-mcgregor-declines-hefty-offer-by-wwe-to-appear-at

Other urls found in this thread:

ufc.tv/video/efn-58
ufc.tv/fightpass
reddit.com/user/megaracerx
youtube.com/watch?v=2fRoby4Sg5o
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Schaub is God

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do you agree with this question, cerrone is a meme fighter about to be exposed tonight

Shevchenko vs Peña
Cerrone vs Masvidal
Arlovski vs Ngannou
Cacaeres vs Knight

last chance for picks

I don't see a question

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

what would it take for dana to scrap the flyweight division?

SpergOP is /heem/ thanks for the effort

He gets a phone call from the Bogdanoffs.

Demetrious retiring and cejudo and benevidez moving up. He'd SHUT UT DOWN

>Shevchenko
>Cowboy
>Ngannou
>Knight

Did he ever shut down a division ?

women's featherweight until recently

Thank mr skeltal

Peña
Cerrone
Ngannou
Cacaeres

i have a feeling peña is gonna get absolutely crumbled

That's different than closing previously established division, there's never been women feddaweight champion in UFC

Is Shevchenko bangkok ready

true, but if any division deserves to be shutdown it's flyweight. and [spoiler] heavyweight [/spoiler]

Heavywieght could be restored if they wee allowed to freely roid again

>[spoiler] heavyweight [/spoiler]

what did he mean by this?

>notoriouslive.co/

Conor is selling PPV press conferences for £3.99

Was he ever good? or was it all PEDs?

at 185 he had a significant strength advantage

There's plenty of talent in both divisions. Their obviously thinner than others and its there. They just need big exciting names

Shevs
Whoboy
Nigganow
Knight

Machaev v Brandao about to start

ufc.tv/video/efn-58
ufc.tv/video/efn-58
ufc.tv/video/efn-58

Bullet
Cowboy
Pitbull
Bruce Leeroy

Shevchenko
Cowboy
Arlovski
Caceres

Shevchenko
Cerrone
Ngannou
Caceres

bullet
jorge
arlovsiki
bruce

>you know the rules, don't fuck with them

I love EFN

Shevchenko
Cerrone
Black Bull
Knight

>still wearing your reebok shorts outside of the UFC
AIRHORN

They don't make much money so they may as well make use of their free clothing and save money on new clothes

lmao Machaev is gassed and has no stand up/

anyone have an illegal stream?

If Pena wins you should use her butt as the goof pic.

Why does easter europe love grappling so much?

jorge is my boy

Shevchenko
Cerrone
Ngannou
Caceras

WEW

hahahahahahahaahhahaahahahahahahah

Wrestle fuckers BTFO

Genuinely thought you meant for Dana to fight the flyweight division hahaa

>valentina
>masvidal
>ngannou
>knight

HAHAHAHA HEEM TAPPY!

Tearing him into pieces
In
To
Pie
Ces

Shevy
Masvidal
Ngannou
Leeroy

Is there any chance bisping fights romero ever?

>this silent btfo crowd
Lmao

>yfw conor is never on time for the ufc but will be on time tonight

holy HGH gut

Pena
Cerrone
Ngannou
Cacares

Can you please webm the armbar? It was slick af

Can't right now, wasn't dumping the stream
Gonna have to wait until stream stops being live

Been watching his past fights recently, and the way he was all over Silva in their first fight made me think how disappointing it was that he got submitted in the last few mins.

But at the same time, he would have been stripped of the title and that made a no contest anyway right? so eh.

link to a stream?

Lads, I'll tell you what. I wouldn't mind getting "fucked in the ass" by Julianna Pena, if you know what I mean :).

>But at the same time, he would have been stripped of the title and that made a no contest anyway right? so eh.
correct

Yeah that was nice... pushed him up into the air with both feet and then got the arm

Doubt it desu la
Think he's late

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ufc.tv/fightpass

>reddit.com/user/megaracerx

what did you mean by this?

Shevchenko via DEC
Masvidal via DEC
Arlovski via DEC
Caceres via DEC

post some THINNNNNNNNN

yes Masvidal is the best boxer in the UFC

say it ain't so

>linking reddit

headbutt the nearest train

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Will Khabib be allowed to fight in the US anymore after the muslim ban?

>he thinks he's high test cause he likes fat chicks

Patrician's choice

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>Who is Conor McGregor?

it's not a muslim ban.
it's a ban on 7 countries that have have insurrections going on and are wartorn shitholes
coincidence that they're majority muslim?

Based Laura

If only she didnt have that career ending pregnancy

Irish mixed martial artist

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Yeah who is that?

we're due for one my dude

anyone got a link to a prelims stream?

A E S T H E T I C

Back up though
Back up though

*teleports behind you*
nuthin personal kid

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link the mcgregor interview pls *begs*

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>rilly makes me think

Have the prelims started yet?

>motivational quote not in center
>dot at the end
>notepad aesthetics

this has to be the worst fighter post ever

is it just me or are his arms just really small?

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Why did you crop Wodecki out of that pic ?

Shevchenko
Cerrone
Ngannou
Caceres

IT'S TIMEEEEEEEEEEE!

Tonights card has good chances of being a banger fest

No he has t-rex arms

STIPE BTFO AT 3:05

youtube.com/watch?v=2fRoby4Sg5o

Ngannou is coming to take stipes wife, this basically confirms it

Khabib and RDA have the same reach