Ask a bored femanon for advice

Ask a bored femanon for advice.

inb4 tits, sharpie, etc.

If you must have a mental image of me, I'm 33, 32-26-35 with long hair. That's all you're getting.

Ask away and I'll do my best.

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How do I get a girl who I think likes me? We have known eachother for like 2 yrs and we send eachother porn and do some odd shit

Will you be my girlfriend

explain me that 32-26-35

Tits or gtfo. I don't make the rules, they are here to protect us.

Body measurements fool

Bust waist hip

How do I fuck my female coworkers?

I thought of that myself but with those numbers she must be 12 or something

>That's all you're getting.
ok
sage

dick in pussy

By sending porn and all that, you've broken the boundary of being sexual with each other and I would assume she feels comfortable about sex with you so I think she likes you too. Do you guys hang out together? Why not message her and ask if she'd like to hang out with you alone some time, and take it from there? You can try starting to hang out alone and see how things go. If you're not sure of the situation take things slowly and see how she reacts - does she reach in to talk to you, does she touch you at all, does she smile at you often? If you are talking to her and you put your hand on her shoulder does she pull away or not? Just take it slow, but it has to start somewhere, so just ask her if she'd like to hang out with you, away from other people, and take her somewhere where both of you can do something you like but also have the opportunity to get to know each other.

Prove it cunt

I doubt a 12 year old has a 26 inch waist lmao

Sorry, that's a no.

My favourite type of grape is white seedless.

I'm wealthy and attractive though

Are they actually interested in you?

>32-26-35
Them are some tiny tits.

I forgot that you fat americans are too stupid to use the normal metric system all non-retarded people use.

Those are my genuine measurements, in inches.

I actually have a cunt.

Rules are rules for a reason, Sup Forumsitch

TITS or GTFO!

>sage

I prefer partners for their personality. Sorry dude/dudette.

They sure are. But at least I don't have to worry about sagginess.

Bitch, you come on the 4chins and dont wanna follow the rules?

> tits
> GTFO

Pick one.

You know the rules, bitch. Tits or sage

How do you know our personalities aren't compatible? I'm also 24 so it makes you look like a straight up pimp for snagging a fit younger dude

One of them does. Just trying to figure out a good way to get further with her,

32 is the under bust measurement, you fucking retard. Femanon needs to provide cup size with timestamp.

My question for you is. Do you know why as a femanon , you must show your tits with a time stamp?

I'm not expecting any special treatment for being a girl anymore than I expect special treatment irl for being a girl. I just thought perhaps somebody wanted advice from a female perspective, and I'm also bored and stuck in bed ill. Posting my boobs would not actually be degrading for me, because I think my boobs are pretty nice.

How do i overcome my social anxiety and ask this chick out? Also where should i take her?

I'm not really into younger guys.

Ask her out so you can get to know her?

No it's not, numbnuts.

Stop feeding the troll.

Hooked up with a girl last week
Things went pretty well
She hasn't text me in a few days
She just not that into me, too busy with life, or could she be waiting for me to hit her up first?
How do I tell?
What do I say to obtain this knowledge?

>my boobs are pretty nice.
we'll be the judges of that

GODDAMNIT ITS ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH YOU we're breaking up.

I dont care if its a troll, i need answers

Also sage goes in all fields

>no tits

guess you should GTFO then

>mfw these newfags are feeding this attention-whore attention
>mfw I have no face

Why do women seek attention from random men?

Proof of cup size. Also, how tall are you? The reason why I ask is that your measurements seem to put you a little bottom heavy. I am white but I love a nice round ass.

If you're not up for asking her face to face, you can do it by text message or messenger or something. You can take her somewhere where you know both of you would enjoy it, but a place that also gives you the opportunity to talk. You could plan a picnic at a park, or go to a bar for a drink, go to a coffee place for coffee/breakfast, take her out to lunch or dinner (lunch will be more casual and probably better for a first date as there'll be less expectations). You could go out for a walk, take a couple of beers or a bottle of wine to a beach and watch a sunset, go for a drive, go watch a band then have drinks/food afterward, if one of you has a dog take it out for a walk, do a sight seeing tour in your city that neither of you has done before.

Sir you know the rules

nice double 69s

>long hair.

OMG. OMG. Talk to me about your long hair.

Slowly. Omit no detail. Can I make you some tea and rub your feet while you talk?

You're the one who said you've broken the naked pics barrier with her?

I don't have any questions for you but I drew a clown

tits or gtfo

>That's all you're getting

sage

fuck OP, this thread is now about you
I like your work. do you have any other clown pics?

Why haven't you messaged her? She's probably waiting on you to message. This sort of thing is always so awkward! We never know whether to message first either. You could just message her a 'hey, how's it going?' and see what happens from there. If she doesn't reply, then you know things are not going to go anywhere, and just don't bother messaging again. The fact she hasn't messaged you doesn't necessarily mean she's not interested. A lot of the time girls will wait on the guy to message first. So just give it a shot and send her a message.

Another heart broken...

(OP)
>long hair.

OMG. OMG. Talk to me about your long hair.

Slowly. Omit no detail. Can I make you some tea and rub your feet while you talk?

I'm not sure how to answer this tbh, as I personally do not seek attention from random men. I will assume that it comes from a lack of self-confidence and trying to get some form of validation that you are pretty/sexy.
I don't really have much to say about this, I'm sorry.

Long hair? Let me brush your hair and melt your butter.

What impression would it give a potential person of interest if I told them that I spent a few years out of school and work to help care for a disabled family member?

I'm 5' 5".

>hey femanon here
>I personally do not seek attention from random men

the b8 is strong with this one

My long hair is long... and it's hairy...
I dislike tea, so you'll have to make me coffee instead.

>long hair

OMG. Let me light some rose incense and entertain you.

I'll ask a question then how do I get a 33 year old with long hair and the body measurements of 32-26-35 to fall in love with me and realize that ever since the day we met we were destined to be together forever

Coffee, yes, I have excellent coffee. Hair is often hairy. Sit back. Relax. Talk to me.

Cool, thanks.

Hmm didn't think of that.
So if I message her and she doesn't reply I should just move on?
Is there a way I can read into the subtext of whatever she replies and find out what she's actually meaning?
I don't do well with this social crap. When things get physical I'm golden, it's just getting back to that stage that's a problem.

Thanks. Bra size? I'm forming a mental image for masurbational purposes.

Why the fuck would anyone want advice from a retarded cumslut woman? and you're even worse you post on Sup Forums, you're the lowest tier of woman.

Show your tits and vag and shut the fuck up, other then that there's nothing to discuss cunt

That would tell me that you're a very caring person.

Yeah im doing it by text message. Problem is i get really nervous around her and being somewhere public makes it worse, i feel like im being watched all the time, i cant walk, i cant think, i cant speak. Shell probably think im fucking reatrded, what do op? Also, where would you like to be taken to?

Ahahaha, yes I get your point. Me saying I'm a femanon in my post was not to get attention but just to say that I'm offering up advice from a female perspective if anybody wants that.

*masturbational

Hmm... I don't know.

kek

What's more important, length or girth?

>when things get physical i'm golden
Settle down big boy

you should probably read the rules one day

if you want to offer advice from a female perspective, you have to prove you're female. if you just want to offer advice, you don't need to state your gender.

>sage

You can judge based on the time she takes to respond, for example. The longer she takes to reply, the less interested she is, generally.
And as far as what she says, I wouldn't try to read some deep meaning into what she says - just take it for what it is. If you message her a 'hey, how's it going', things may develop into a conversation and you two might meet up again. It might go to a conversation that turns awkward and things just go to nothing and that'll be the end of it. She might never respond, and that'll be the end of it - don't bother her again because if she was interested, she'd reply. But there's no harm in messaging to find out.

Girth. Women prefer a fat dick to a long needle like pokey dick. We like to be stretched, not stabbed.

This. And is 6 inches adequate? I know its supposedly above average but it looks small on my 6'2, stout frame :/

You sound like you need a blow job.

I'm serious. Never had a complaint in the bedroom but I've been called socially retarded on several occasions.

This really helped. Thanks. I'll give it a shot tomorrow at a more reasonable time...kind of late rn.

a french girl from Quebec added me on facebook does she want the D? there is a language barrier

Do you have any fetishes? do you do anal? Would you let someone lick your ass?

It's okay to be nervous, everybody is to a certain degree. Chances are she'll be nervous too. Some people are better at hiding it than others. Maybe you could imagine yourself on the date and visualize how things might go beforehand, to try and calm yourself. Think of potential scenarios, things you might say, possible conversations, and get yourself mentally prepared.
For a first date, I like going to a quietish bar. Just having a beer and talking.

Post vocaroo so we know youre actually a femanon

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I think both are equally important, tbh. It's not good to be short and wide, and it's not good to be long and thin. There's a sweet spot in the middle. Also, if you want to do anal and you're too wide, it's just not going to happen.

Sounds fine to me.

>>im a femanon
yea? well i dont give a shit
>>no tits boys
its not your choice
tits or gtfo you vile heathen and go flick the bean on reddit

I'm glad I could help :)

Hard to tell. What are your public pictures like? Do you show your body?

Yes, yes, yes.

we tried to talk but we dont understand each other but she gave me a smile face

What are your fetishes?

I am much taller than a woman I am trying to date, we have a lot in common, but I know she's holding out on me because she's obsessed with height and thinks I should be taller than 6'0. I feel quite frustrated that such a possibly good relationship is being wasted because of something I can't control. Any way to get over this somehow?

Obey the rules

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