Be burger

>be burger
>get burger
>cheap and delicious
how can eurocucks even compete?

thinking about getting 5 guys today which sounds totally gay

>be yuropoor
>get burger
>cheap and delicious

nothing gay about sucking 5 dicks for a burger, famalam.

god tier

By having McDonalds.

> eurocucks
they eat burgers too
many of them don't want to admit that though

By eating healthy food and not dying from a heart attack at 40

probably faggoty burgers with fruit on them

5 guys is horribly overpriced

Fat person lmao

spaniard lmao

>be average American
>fingers too dumb and fingers too fat to make a burgrr themselves

Fingers too dumb shit. I ment that trust me

>wanting to be alive

they eat mcdonalds
not the best burger admittedly
but they got the idea

>they eat mcdonalds

WELL JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP, PHAM

you drunk, paste?

Delete this.

How can Americans ever compete?

we've got our own poboys, kaanker

but back to burgers

stop i'm hungry

no we can't

I've got way too many burger pics

This, but they also have good burgers and dank fuckin fries

>be me
>make burger
>tastes decent
>dont have to go to evil multinational companies like MrDonalds or Bogger Queen

make your own custom creation!
pick a burger, pick a bun and sauce it up

How do you eat this? Serious question

We have microburgeries. Those are much better than chain restaurants

that's because you have no choice

>implying

Пpивeт бypгep ты гoвнo

You don't eat it as is. Obviously that's physically impossible.

It's a novelty meal. Most people take portions of it out and reduce the rest of the burger to a manageable size.

most of restaurants here serve burgers, no need to have dedicated restaurants for that. if im going to a restaurant i might aswell ask for something thats actually good too.
i cant stand the bread used in your pic btw

>buying overpriced cheap fastfood when you can make a delicious (and not even overly unhealthy) burger at home

There is no American burger place in my city anymore. McDonalds fucked off. I think it had something to do with people ordering food online and not going to an ugly "restaurant" to pick up food. It is not the 90's anymore.

So it's just typical american dick-measuring?

Not really, their food is good and the portions are large. Its better to spend a few extra bucks at Five Guys than have the crap from McDonalds or Burger King,

Not sure why novelty = dick measuring.

But if you think so

>dick "measuring"
no that's what putin/russians always do to try to compete with us

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>be Hamburger
>get Hamburger
>fancy and delicious
how can non-Hamburgers even compete?

I suffer in Stockholm without good burgers

the hell is that?

McDonalds and Burger King are doing terrible in our swamp. Their shit is something from the 70's not the 90's.

gyros>kebab>burger

burger

@73927882

shan't be replying to this somali

Those are vegetables, I know Americans aren't used to stuff like that, but it's called asparagus, Europeans eat stuff like that a lot.

What happened to the top of that burger, was it mutilated like how baby American cocks are?

get your fucking rabbit food out of this thread

we eat that too
urine smells really bad after asparagus

Burgers where the patty is like half the burger is shit. It's just bland ground beef.

Only pretentious college hipsters would put fucking asparagus and prosciutto ham on a hamburger. Nothing more disgusting when people try to make greasy comfort food healthy and fancy.

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>pretentious
i think it is a trend on Sup Forums. euro posters post a lot of pretentious shit just to mess with us.

>euro posters post a lot of pretentious shit just to mess with us.

oh boy I've got news for you

>peon-tier opinion

>hamburgers
Nee

god DAMN LOOK AT THIS SUNUVAGUN

from whataburger

not as nice as burgers, but acceptable

common here too

I need this in my life

>not eating real Hamburgers
Americans disgust me

Is it true that all americans, when they become adults, besides having a bar mitzvah they have their first bypass, just in case?

>burgers named after city in your country
>suck at making them

pretty funny desu

Yes.
You don't want to see that medical bill.

>cheeky euros ruining an otherwise glorious thread

typical

What is that sticky yellow stuff? Raw egg?

>with fruit on them
What do you have instead of tomato then?

I prefer Subway sandwiches. And that one burger place whose name I forgot that I only saw in Greece.
For burgers here I guess SpringTime is the best.

enjoy your diabetes fat fuck lmao

that's mustard, frederik

That is NOT what mustard looks like. It's raw egg.

berry's such as avocado

It's yellow mustard. Quit being dumb

I suspect the yank who argued once that fish is a vegetable is posting ITT.

how can you live with yourself after eating all that grease and lard?

so much junk
getting pukey just by looking at it

>It's yellow mustard
Egg. Raw egg. Stop being American for a moment.

savage

stop being retarded for a moment
if this is a "banter" you are forcing it too much
so i think you are genuinely retarded

>who argued once that fish is a vegetable is posting ITT.

it's not?

here's your fucking raw egg you sperg

>not eating superior deer, elk, or buffalo burgers

For shame, Sup Forums!

why are the burgers vomiting

nice one todger

they were just introduced to british food

VERY American thread
i must salute and sing the anthem now

pakis out

spics out first desu.

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>this flag
pakis out

burger :DDDDD

>this flag

spics out

I really do love burgers family. Dog bless this country for inventing them

I'm white, pendejo

Fuck your thread.

less than 60% doesn't count, pablo.

also ostrich springbok or hog

start your own pussy foods thread for pussies, ya pussy

burger thread. FOP

shitting on someone else's thread instead of sharting your own. nice

it's mustard dood