G'morning user

g'morning user.
i hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

I am not a nigger

congrats.
what are you?

life isn't so bad.

No scat gifs please. These are good threads, don't soil them user.
Valid.

good feedback.
g'morning

i have stuff to do today.

like what?

I have a beautiful wife and 7 kids.

Girl name?


No reason to an hero.

morning catholic bro.
glad u won't hero.
don't know name.

Is it Lena Paul?

Morning. What's on your plate for today?

I am too lazy to kill myself, that's the only reason.

idk
not much man. it's a lazy day.

We all need those every once in a while.

what about you? tending the garden today?

Nope, I have work.

what do you do, catholic bro?
nice dub-a-dubs.

I'm an astronomy researcher.

y dont u tell us why u wont kill urself to day?

Because I don't want to
Feelsgoodman

GOOD MORNING BROTHER

I will not bec. I am slightly afraid to die, and because you cannot masturbate in heaven or hell or limbo or wherever the fuck Im going

i still wanna get some puss before i die

because i already did it

Because I have too much shit going on to die, and because I know exactly HOW I'm going to die already. Saw it in a dream, and I have 84 years left.

that's cool.
do you ahve a big telescope? (obligatory no sexual innuendo meant statement).
no reason to.
I'm usually happy during the day. Its later on at night when I feel like death is escape.
that's good you dont' wanna.
good point brother.
stay well.
g'luck on your puss quest.
how r u posting?
how will u die?

Because I'm not an hero that this city needs right now.

At home. I work in an office, no observatory, I'm more a professor. Theoretical data analysis.

what is death an escape from in this case?

Hello again, I have a dentist appointment, I already said that in one thread.
Once I'm done with the dentist I would strongly consider suicide

Because I've got the full 1080p video of this scene to jerk off to tonight. Along with much more excellent porn

y go to dentist then die? I dont understand....

Because I am too socially anxious to cancel my appointment

cool. what's happening in exciting in space these days that we know about?
i hope u have a good dentist appt.
congrats.
great dubs.

Nothing too massive.

sux my man... u tried taking acid?

We're waiting for something big, nothing earth-shattering has happened yet.

I tried benzodiazepines, antidepressants, anticonvulsants, beta-blockers.

The only thing that worked was Klonopin but I don't have any insurance yet and I can't get it.

i saw an article on reddit about some satelite we sent out that will hit the kuniper belt soon. It was an interesting artical.
i hope they work.
yes try acid or psycho drug like user suggested.

It'll be interesting to see what New Horizons can tell us about the outer Kuiper Belt.

I dont know u at all... but if your decently stable and open to trying a psychedelic I think it would help u

duba-dubs again.
u really are blessed.
What do you think we'll find in the Kuniper belt, if you had to guess?
this.

Rocks. Some of those rocks will have water. That's really all I think is out there.

do u take or have u taken psychedelics before?

stories pls if u have! thx

do you think we are trully alone in the universe?
I did some 'shrooms' a few times on a trip to amsterdam.
It was a great experience.
I one day would like to try some real acid, or peyote, basically something harder.
But when I do I want someone with me like a trip-babysitter in case i try to do something dumb like think I can top a truck with my bare hands.
The biggest thing I found about my shroom experience was it made me very emotional and talky. Like I felt feelings x10.

As a man of science, I would say no. As a man of faith, I honestly have no idea. Guess I can't really answer.

psychedelics are the most interesting thing in the world i think. U should definitely try dmt if u want to tre something "harder". but good idea to have somebody with u if u wanna take a dose above 150 mq "real" lsd

s. hawking said if we aliens ever come here, we should be afraid
i want to experience hallucination one time, like i wanna see pink elephants flying in the skies.

To be perfectly honest, I think it is aliens that are afraid of us. Our corrupted souls are capable of unspeakable violence. If aliens exist, they're likely behind us in technology. I believe that we are the alien invaders to the rest of the galaxy.

bump

yeah, aliens probably just secretly watch us, for how stupid we are.
thanks.

I think we're the alien bogeyman. That is my honest opinion as an astronomer.

alien bogeyman, what do you mean?
aliens tell their alien kids to be good, or the human under the bed will get you?

pretty much. We're monsters.

Might be getting into a new job this week. If I don't get it then death is a strong option...

i agree with you.
what do you think could raise humanity above monster status?
dubs of luck.
you'll get that job.

no.
we're the niggers of space

Thanks user. The luck is needed

For one, stop killing one another in war. If one has the capacity to destroy beings it is attached with, then no one is safe.

i agree with this.
what else?

Stop dividing ourselves based on arbitrary borders determined by violence.

Now you ask OP, maybe.
Work hard everyday and keep failing, whats the point.

nice dubs
nice inspiration.
good advice.

Gonna fuck my neighbor's wife.

cool.
what does your neighbor think of that?

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