ITT: We nerf each others' superpowers
>Ability to conjure anything in my pants out of thin air
>Pic related
ITT: We nerf each others' superpowers
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its always very sharp and always next to your cock and balls.
>can turn invisible
But only when nobody's around
>can read minds
But only of people with schizophrenia
>Can turn anything i want into solid gold
But only on Tuesdays between 7-8 in the morning
>can travel through time to whenever I want
Always ems up back in the civil war
> thought manipulation
But only by drinking a liter of bat urine
>Can fly
But only by plucking hairs off ball sack
Only by maintain eye contact from half and inch away
into buildings
>make a really good pasta sauce
Ability to perfectly emulate anyone else's voice
The mob breaks your legs every week for stealing their sauce recipe
Ability to mind control crowds
Only at funerals
>Able to cure disease
You have to drink said persons cum
>Can duplicate objects
You go insane in the process due to your mind pinging too many ports
but only in german
>x-ray vision
You have to emulate your own too.
Only can duplicate object that are in 3 foot deep of your colon
But you receive the disease and can't cure yourself
>dont need to sleep anymore and can't get tired from it
Now permanently confined to a wheelchair
>Has super strength
By becoming jewish
You have to drink one 5 hour energy every 5 hours
But not your own
>Can turn into a fish
but has ED
>negromancy
Negromancy
Get cancer in the process
They will always chimp out after
>can go on a one man war path like the punisher
Wait what, negromancy?
You have to supply them with fried chicken and koolaid
But you we feel the pain of every shot
Does Not have invulnerability, the force will hurt your own body.
>can use the internet in my head.
Only if the person has the downs
>Able to run at extreme speeds
You have to tell anyone who asks what you are currently browsing
>my farts smell of lavander
No wifi
You can only eat chili dogs and have to collect a single ring each day at the least. You lust for more rings
No protection, dust in the air can kill you if going too fast.
You shit poison ivy
i said brows the internet kek. that just removes the entire power.
but your breath will always smell like farts
>can predict the future
But only while jacking off.
>Can magically create anything I want
You must shove plants up your ass every hour.
>can survive in space.
at the speed of old 56k modem and every time you want to use the power you need to sing out loud youtube.com
>Power to make perfect copy on any object
But you can't remember the past
As long as you can memorise the entire atomic structure of what you want to make.
>can Travel through time.
But only on a dry land and near cats
Only once
>>Can turn anything i want into solid gold
hyperinflation caused by rampant abuse of this power drives down the price of gold, making it virtually worthless
Blood comes out every time you fart
>Irresistible to women
Must eat the object you want to recreate.
>can see everything in the universe.
but only in 1 minute intervals
>can sense danger
but can't focus on any one thing at once
>>Irresistible to women
some women have dicks
You have ED
Can sense All danger to everything ever all at once.
>always looks good
I was hoping someone would asnwer with this.
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But only when you're asleep.
But it will turn to shit in one hour.
But only obese women
Anyone in a 2 mile radius goes blind
No controll over anything you conjer up
super human strength
But you have no arms.
>Ability to shapeshift into any animal
Only works on things under 1kg
Paraplegic.
Can only transform into a female in heat
Only when tired as hell.
>I can shoot with any gun without ever it running out of ammo
So can he be an incredibly malnourshed bear or only things that would reasonably weight a kilo?
It will always miss
I HAVE A 600 INCH PENIS
I dont see any problems with that
That wouldn't be so bad, just flick pennies and shit at mach 3
Only fits 600 inch vaginas
you're impotent
Your ugly as fuck.
>i can grow and shrink at will, infinitely.
I have a 600 inch vagina
NICE
It's only that size when you rape someone.
>You can throw things at supersonic speeds
It has teeth
You have no other limbs or senses.
Only one body part at a time
you have to star in shitty movies with Rick Moranis
You cant.
But once you to either shrink or grow, you're stuck with it and you must shrink into a building size or an ant.
Shrinking will cause memory loss & growing will cause painful migraines.
You cannot chose your height
>Can call a drone strike upon any location with any payload below 50KT
happy with that ;)
the constant exposure to sonic booms has left you completely deaf
Can expertly play any instrament I pick up
In the name of Allah
amnesty international and the ICC accuse you of war crimes and you are taken to the Hague and hanged
You discover 'instrament' isn't a real thing and your chosen power is useless
Can only play nickelback
power to make people shit their pants wherever they are.
You bastard
you can only play polkas
You have to be touching their anus
but you will also shit your pants in the process
everybody gets explosive diarrhea and shits all over you
no my dudes it's psychic
>be New Zealander
>ICC
>first thing that pops up in my head is cricket
Any instruments you pick up turn to gold while they are in your hands. Golden instruments look nice but have terrible acoustics