I am committing suicide today. Looking for advice. Not troll. Long thought decision
I am committing suicide today. Looking for advice. Not troll. Long thought decision
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Good luck
no one cared before, wtf would we care now.
fuck off
thanks
Your not committing suicide today, instead, living your life and getting through your issues like most sane people, please, talk to us about them
Don't do it
get help
you're just going to postpeom it, and then cry and not kys
Don't OP.
OP here just kidding, you fags really thought i was serious? hahha
dude if you trust yourself to kill yourself why not go all out first. Doesn`t your long irrational thought process allow for this? Do you know how much debt you can put in your name before doing it?
You arent serious OP. You are a faggot. You wont make it real because you haven`t rationally committed to get the most from it.
Come on now. Don't kill yourself! Think about all the funny memes you'd miss!!
lostallhope.com
low suspension drop is the method of choice if you don't have access to a gun.
prove your op
dont do it, everybody has to go through shit in their life
Remember to save before quitting
Dew it and post result
don't do it
legit find something thats not Sup Forums and you may think about it less
OP HERE.
Really not doing it - troll.
Gun to the roof of your mouth. When your uvula is hanging in the barrel your in the right spot. Put plastic behind you so clean up is easier. Try not to be a fuck up in death.
Been browsing that website for weeks now
Live stream it so I can jack off to it.
>Try not to be a fuck up in death.
Pretty much a Seinfeld gag, faggot.
So many successful people kill themselves too.
2edgy4me
2cringy4me
>b-but i-im into that stuff
Edgelord
Can i have have your gameboy color?
Tits or gtfo
Livestream or no one cares.
Livestream and get 'rescued' by firefighters? That's retarded
>Looking for advice
be more specific
Not necessarily
OP, don't listen to all of these concern trolls. Good on you for having the balls to make the decision we should all be making.
Wouldn't your family acquire your debt?
this
>just do it
did?
My advice is to do something exhilarating first. Steal a car, pick up a hooker, pay extra to rawdog her ass then go rob a bank. If you're still alive by sundown then tomorrow will be better.
Me: CS:GO is on sale for $8.50 mama please b0ss i suk yo dik
Mom: What I already bought you CS:GO last year, the fuck?
Me: I got overwatch banned pplllls b0ss i w@nt csguuuu
Mom: wtf now you want overwtach f u bru
Me: oh no well yea i do but too muc $$ so rip
Mom: that csgu is cuming ouuut of yoir collig tutin
me: dunt matter csgo > colgate anyway
mom: WAT! WAT YOU SAI TO ME BIC BOI NO CSGO FOR YOU NO POKEMON GO FOR YOU NO FOOD-TO-GO FOR YOU BIC BOI
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.
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*buys gcso*
me: ma this is Chinese bootleg of csgo pllelesss
mom: too bed u pley it
me: ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ) y it so bad... it's made by Calve is the C for Chinese
Calve: no the C means "shut the fuck up and play it"
me: theres nothing in that sentence that represents C you illiterate Chinese company wannabe-volvo
Calve: i forgot to add Chink.
me: tru im a chink boi
Mom: yea you are fgt now pley and get chinese skins so i pay for new cer
the end. ps she really did get that new car #fromsanddunetocar
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All this text and still a faggot
>be me
>15 yr olde beta
>going to an ecological trip to save the turtles
>boring as fuck
>Las day on the trip
>Hey user lets go for a walk
>Need to shit
>Whatever Ill shit when we come back
>middle of the walk
>ohshit.exe
>I feel the sit pushing through my asscheecks
>about to give birth to a shit baby
>Are you okay user?
>Yeah, dont worry
>get pale as fuck
>are you sure user
>panic.jpg
>see a hole on the ground
>decide to do the first thing that comes to mind
>Run Forest Run
>jump and land with my ass on the hole
>If you dont reply to this post your mother is gonna die in her sleep
try to be
considerate
think
of your loved ones
and
don't
...
leave a mess
Also I am going to do it soon
I'll use an helium mask
How you do it?
My mum nevar sleep
There's a flaw in your request. Anyone who could give you good advice on suicide isn't around to do so.
kek
best advice ever
>don't leave a mess
Low suspension+ knife. I am in bad state mentally and physically and I also don't have access to anything else.
What do you mean with bad stAte?
How old are you?
However this might be our last thread togheter user, I have spent really good times with you, thank you
If you´re´na do it, do it in a live stream faggot
I would probably try to synthesize picric acid:
datapacrat.com
Effect of ~20g on something skull-like:
youtu.be
That would of course leave a horrible mess.
.
There is even a video tutorial for terrorists about how to make picric acid: youtube.com
They use weird chemicals there but this one uses Aspirin:
youtube.com
I'm sorry for spamming.
If you can't forgive me, sue me.
:/
film it
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this is my first time posting in Sup Forums and i'am doing it just to say DON'T KILL YOURSELF.
pic or it's not truth
don't listen to these faggots, kill yourself, stop wanking on threads to postpone it, kill yourself and stream it
Hello and welcome to Sup Forums,
most people here have given up.
Have fun!
Do this OP, if life still sucks then you can go
You know what. OP may be trolling but I'll shoot myself now if I get dubs. Farewell to earth.
"OP here" -Not OP
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Don't do it user
Don't leave a mess for someone else to clean up.
i wouldn't commit suicide before wasting all my money on hookers and blow.
Just don't man. Or woman. Don´t care though
Nice
If you are going tha way, go on hard you know? Spend all your money, kill a cop, try to burn the congress
This isn't North Korea
So what happens here? He has enough time to feel the pain and possibly regret.
Op here. I'm gonna do it on Facebook live so hopefully someone will see it
Check out some links...
Suicide Faq: archive.fo
A Practical Guide to Suicide: archive.fo
Suffocation Guide: web.archive.org
ASM Suicide Reference: archive.fo
Before you do it watch this video. I think it may give you hope again.
youtube.com
because if you were for real you would go on Sup Forums and say it
Assuming that you're being for real and not trolling, can you explain why you feel this way?
What is your story?
Learn to fly a Cessna in Microsoft Flight Simulator. Then steal one, fly towards the white house and get rekt by a surface-to-air missile.
PLS LIVE STREAM PLSSSSS
bump
This
Record it no balls