I am committing suicide today. Looking for advice. Not troll. Long thought decision

I am committing suicide today. Looking for advice. Not troll. Long thought decision

Other urls found in this thread:

lostallhope.com/
datapacrat.com/True/BOOMFUN/FEMFEP.TXT
youtu.be/9rTsD_HX9zs?t=1m47s
youtube.com/watch?v=pIsf2TqVbQA
youtube.com/watch?v=7es7kMAZyFY
archive.fo/YErG8
archive.fo/jceEo
web.archive.org/web/20160224111455/https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Suicide/Suffocation
archive.fo/DP8eg
youtube.com/watch?v=SCZI7fZJlgE
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Good luck

no one cared before, wtf would we care now.

fuck off

thanks

Your not committing suicide today, instead, living your life and getting through your issues like most sane people, please, talk to us about them

Don't do it
get help

you're just going to postpeom it, and then cry and not kys

Don't OP.

OP here just kidding, you fags really thought i was serious? hahha

dude if you trust yourself to kill yourself why not go all out first. Doesn`t your long irrational thought process allow for this? Do you know how much debt you can put in your name before doing it?

You arent serious OP. You are a faggot. You wont make it real because you haven`t rationally committed to get the most from it.

Come on now. Don't kill yourself! Think about all the funny memes you'd miss!!

lostallhope.com/
low suspension drop is the method of choice if you don't have access to a gun.

prove your op

dont do it, everybody has to go through shit in their life

Remember to save before quitting

Dew it and post result

don't do it

legit find something thats not Sup Forums and you may think about it less

OP HERE.

Really not doing it - troll.

Gun to the roof of your mouth. When your uvula is hanging in the barrel your in the right spot. Put plastic behind you so clean up is easier. Try not to be a fuck up in death.

Been browsing that website for weeks now

Live stream it so I can jack off to it.

>Try not to be a fuck up in death.
Pretty much a Seinfeld gag, faggot.
So many successful people kill themselves too.

2edgy4me
2cringy4me
>b-but i-im into that stuff
Edgelord

Can i have have your gameboy color?

Tits or gtfo

Livestream or no one cares.

Livestream and get 'rescued' by firefighters? That's retarded

>Looking for advice
be more specific

Not necessarily

OP, don't listen to all of these concern trolls. Good on you for having the balls to make the decision we should all be making.

Wouldn't your family acquire your debt?

this

>just do it

did?

My advice is to do something exhilarating first. Steal a car, pick up a hooker, pay extra to rawdog her ass then go rob a bank. If you're still alive by sundown then tomorrow will be better.

Me: CS:GO is on sale for $8.50 mama please b0ss i suk yo dik

Mom: What I already bought you CS:GO last year, the fuck?

Me: I got overwatch banned pplllls b0ss i w@nt csguuuu

Mom: wtf now you want overwtach f u bru

Me: oh no well yea i do but too muc $$ so rip

Mom: that csgu is cuming ouuut of yoir collig tutin

me: dunt matter csgo > colgate anyway

mom: WAT! WAT YOU SAI TO ME BIC BOI NO CSGO FOR YOU NO POKEMON GO FOR YOU NO FOOD-TO-GO FOR YOU BIC BOI
.
.
.
*buys gcso*

me: ma this is Chinese bootleg of csgo pllelesss

mom: too bed u pley it

me: ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ) y it so bad... it's made by Calve is the C for Chinese

Calve: no the C means "shut the fuck up and play it"
me: theres nothing in that sentence that represents C you illiterate Chinese company wannabe-volvo

Calve: i forgot to add Chink.

me: tru im a chink boi

Mom: yea you are fgt now pley and get chinese skins so i pay for new cer

the end. ps she really did get that new car #fromsanddunetocar

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All this text and still a faggot

>be me
>15 yr olde beta
>going to an ecological trip to save the turtles
>boring as fuck
>Las day on the trip
>Hey user lets go for a walk
>Need to shit
>Whatever Ill shit when we come back
>middle of the walk
>ohshit.exe
>I feel the sit pushing through my asscheecks
>about to give birth to a shit baby
>Are you okay user?
>Yeah, dont worry
>get pale as fuck
>are you sure user
>panic.jpg
>see a hole on the ground
>decide to do the first thing that comes to mind
>Run Forest Run
>jump and land with my ass on the hole
>If you dont reply to this post your mother is gonna die in her sleep

try to be
considerate
think
of your loved ones
and
don't
...
leave a mess

Also I am going to do it soon
I'll use an helium mask

How you do it?

My mum nevar sleep

There's a flaw in your request. Anyone who could give you good advice on suicide isn't around to do so.

kek

best advice ever

>don't leave a mess

Low suspension+ knife. I am in bad state mentally and physically and I also don't have access to anything else.

What do you mean with bad stAte?
How old are you?

However this might be our last thread togheter user, I have spent really good times with you, thank you

If you´re´na do it, do it in a live stream faggot

I would probably try to synthesize picric acid:
datapacrat.com/True/BOOMFUN/FEMFEP.TXT
Effect of ~20g on something skull-like:
youtu.be/9rTsD_HX9zs?t=1m47s
That would of course leave a horrible mess.

.

There is even a video tutorial for terrorists about how to make picric acid: youtube.com/watch?v=pIsf2TqVbQA

They use weird chemicals there but this one uses Aspirin:
youtube.com/watch?v=7es7kMAZyFY
I'm sorry for spamming.
If you can't forgive me, sue me.

:/

film it

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this is my first time posting in Sup Forums and i'am doing it just to say DON'T KILL YOURSELF.

pic or it's not truth

don't listen to these faggots, kill yourself, stop wanking on threads to postpone it, kill yourself and stream it

Hello and welcome to Sup Forums,
most people here have given up.
Have fun!

Do this OP, if life still sucks then you can go

You know what. OP may be trolling but I'll shoot myself now if I get dubs. Farewell to earth.

"OP here" -Not OP

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Don't do it user

Don't leave a mess for someone else to clean up.

i wouldn't commit suicide before wasting all my money on hookers and blow.

Just don't man. Or woman. Don´t care though

Nice

If you are going tha way, go on hard you know? Spend all your money, kill a cop, try to burn the congress

This isn't North Korea

So what happens here? He has enough time to feel the pain and possibly regret.

Op here. I'm gonna do it on Facebook live so hopefully someone will see it

Check out some links...
Suicide Faq: archive.fo/YErG8
A Practical Guide to Suicide: archive.fo/jceEo
Suffocation Guide: web.archive.org/web/20160224111455/https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Suicide/Suffocation
ASM Suicide Reference: archive.fo/DP8eg

Before you do it watch this video. I think it may give you hope again.
youtube.com/watch?v=SCZI7fZJlgE

because if you were for real you would go on Sup Forums and say it

Assuming that you're being for real and not trolling, can you explain why you feel this way?

What is your story?

Learn to fly a Cessna in Microsoft Flight Simulator. Then steal one, fly towards the white house and get rekt by a surface-to-air missile.

PLS LIVE STREAM PLSSSSS

bump

This

Record it no balls