YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!

YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
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That's called being a bartender. Sometimes I tell the drunk old guys the exact same story they've told me a hundred times back to them but using my name instead of theirs. They usually catch on to my bullshit but it's really funny when i get to the end and they say that the exact same thing happened to them and then embellish the story more. I was born in 91 but i fought in nam, korea, and the gulf. Reagan was my favorite president, made a lot of money while he was in office etc...

you didn't get it

A dude from the university I go to

BUDDHA BLISS

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Dude on the left has his hand down. He's just walking with her. The dude on the right jas his hand up. He's leading her. Beta on left, alpha on right.

Poor ducking girl.

Her profile pic tho

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Is she wearing elf ears? Holy shit, that's gold.

Where da fuk is Darwins law when you need it?

Chill man, your cap left out the best vimment on that pic.
>chromozoned

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they just dont want her falling off the runway

the french navy

what kind of face does he make when he want clearasil?

>start complementing the chef by myself on a beautiful pizza well done

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The lowest I would go for a girl is leaning forward to her and ask her: "are you serious?"
If there is not reply or a "yes"...AM OUT.
60% of the times the look for you after you leave and the res 40% the will look for you days later coz of pride. No one should do this if the other person has that look on their face. This man, lost it ALL.

what is this, '04?

kek'd

Well lookee here, we got ourselves an alpha male.

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sexy

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lol

whats so funny cowboy?

I never thought i would have seen one in the wild before.

facebook /jonathan.sprayberry

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Its not a matter of alpha male, user, its having some self respect.

What's going on here?

Don't you mean
Falling
>down
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(do you get it?)

Honest question: why are there so many greentext stories (or personal anecdotes) about shitting on Sup Forums? Is it cuz it's satisfying to shit? I never understood.

Did he really post that?

It's like browsing Sup Forums

Yes,Trump is a meme master

Whats the joke my fellow user?

looking for the image of the guy who thinks he has a huge dick but actually had been stretching his ball bag

Chier

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Americans were a mistake.

I have no fucking idea of what you're talking about,beta male

Is somebody gonna rub my pussy? youtu.be/pGbIBoNjeHs

because literally everyone in the world shits

because shitting stories are funny

as cringy as it is, am I the only one who thinks the girl is a huge bitch for just leaving while he's gone for a second?
Say you're not interested if that's how it is, spineless bitch.

ouch

What do you think?

Notice the lack of niggers? This is why they're taking our women

i hope this is a fake story jesus

Tardzoned. Ouch.

She probably observed enough of his sperginess leading up to her decision to leave that she wanted to sneak away rather than tell him she was going, cause if she had, he would have just caused a spergy scene.

He probably would have begged and cried and demanded to know why, and then when she gave her raisins, he would have tried to use superior fedora reasoning and logic to make her abandon those raisins.

OC

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lol

JHJHJHJHJHJHJH

Kek
He did not respond

>be me
>desk receptionist for apartment complex
>work in the complex's clubhouse
>been a long day, time to clean up for the night
>go into bathroom to take care of trash
>hear knock behind me
"Anyone in there?"
>for some fucking reason, brain tells me to hide instead of reply
>get up against the wall behind the door
>whydididothat.mov
>door starts to open
>want to speak but think it would be so weird to speak this late after the question has been asked
>hold breath
>chubby guy in his forties walks in, starts undoing pants
>he closes door
>sees me, 19 year old kid in dress clothes hiding behind the bathroom door grasping a trash bag
>drop trash everywhere
"What the fuck?"
"Sorry man, didn't hear you."
>quickly walk out
>guy stands there for a second before speed walking out of the clubhouse
>mfw

I really want to know what was in it that made them shit

it's you

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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMANAL SCUM

Ffs it's so rare this Pic comes up but I loose every time

>we can discuss it
>discuss

he cant even get his wife to agree to the actual baby

trips

even if she agrees, it doesn't say anywhere his baby.

Goddamn, I wanna punch him in the fucking face

every goddamn time

If you ever make another "your mother dies in her sleep" post then your mother will die in her sleep. No immunity can protect you once you've read this text.

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twinzoned

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Either you responded to the wrong post or you're incapable of stringing together a coherent response

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>I typically ask recruiters to point out which of these are pokemon
Why though? And they're all pokemon anyway

Theres one clearly in the middle. at least half.

Nothing because it's a made up story and that's not how food works

excuse me for being newfagish, but is this referencing something? I see it a lot

You got me! I lost.

Shit

Yeah... yesterday!

21st century - the picture

__________I think what he's trying to say is he'd only sink so low when having an argument with a girl, and that if you hold on to your dignity and walk off she's much more likely to follow/respect you, but this guy is actually lost it all. A more vulgar expression is 'putting pussy on a pedestal.'

English might not be his native language, but I essentially agree with him.

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"Could"

stories like this trigger me to bits. If this is not fake, how the hell could you fuck up a date so bad?