Vocaroo thread

Vocaroo thread.
I'll read anything that gets dubs.. or I'll just read whatever.
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Op is a faggot.

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Could you maybe describe what perverted things you would do with these shota boys? But be as detailed and dirty as possible. Only if you feel comfortable.

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MODS
Really mot my cup of tea at all.

>vocaroo.com/i/s0H0gJmMSSuh

>calling Mods on shota/loli hentai

I understand and respect the fact that this is not your cup of tea. But are you this much of a newfag, to do such a thing?

I hate fucking niggers, they all smell bad, steal and can't make a living. Fuck allahu akbars as well, fucking dirty ragheads would only detonate themselves all the time. Someone just fucking nuke those fagslim countries, cut them down.

Also Revy is bae.

I just don't like toddlercon and I've seen it get removed before. I was memeing, though. Do what you want.

Can you say: Roy is a faggot

Even if we would consider my pic toddlercon, I have yet to see the day where toddlercon was removed. But okay, have a good one.

Aye nigga, u ever poopsmoked butthash aye? aye gets u high as shit nikka

it's da good shiet nikka

Hello you must be my patient for today.

Let's start the examination.

Please pull down your pants and let me have a closer look.

Oh wow I have never seen an uncut one before. Is it true that they collect smegma.

*sniffing*

*moaning* Oh yes. That delicious cheesy gold i have been looking for.

*licking and sucking noises*

*moaning* Oh it tastes so good.

(talk as if a dick was in your mouth)
Never wash your dick ever again. Do you understand? You are now my personal dick cheese slave.

(talk normal again)
Now pull up your pants. Your next appointment will be in june. And remember what I said. Don't wash your dick.

God damn it. I always end up with a bunch of voice recordings of me saying "fuck niggers" whenever I do these threads.
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OP here. Trying to find out a creative solution for longer prompts. Keep rolling for a minute

Ok understandable, have a great day

aye faggot, i got me dubs here
DO EET

Are you afraid that someone will rape you un México?

Sorry man i figured it out
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rr

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are you a gril?

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Gomen i couldnt keep my cool

RoLL

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past.

Obviously

No problem. At least you managed to do it.

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vocaroo my fullhouse, niggerfaggot

It was actually fun to do. Feel free to post more retarded shit
Shorter prompts get faster responses until the thread picks up

Double Dubs, bitches

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>not even double dubs

Where is your post? I thought I got all of them

i said full house you double niggerfaggot
>00066
fucked around and got a triple double

I love you angel, please don't kill yourself and get into college, I'm sorry your best friend died, but you have to let go, don't kill yourself please, please! Don't =(

Hey faggot wanna stick your tongue up my asshole?

he meant that i got dubs back to back you stupid faggotass cuntflaps

Hey OP,

excited for this?

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There once was a man from Nantuckett
Who had a dick so long he could suck it
He wiped off his chin
And said with a grin:
"If my ear was an asshole,
I'd fuck it."

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Are you a femanon, OP?

You sounds like my sister, and I could not be more erect

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OP, say

'We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.'

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based OP is based

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I like interracial porn, do you like interracial porn?

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Played like a damn fiddle.

>W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Alice3D!
>Better l-late than never!

>Do you need a kind word? A helping hand? >Some help with your medication and perspective on life?

>Come s-sit down and h-have some tea with me.
>Don't s-suffer in s-silence Anonymous; I'm right h-here rooting for you!

Take this and lewdify it as much as possible. Be as perverted as you can.

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kfc and watermelon. Kfc manager. Dodge charger. Kool aid. Food stamps. TriHard

Awwwww fuck thanks

Can you try to speak spanish?

Say this "cuando el sabio señala a la luna, el necio mira el dedo"

Or if you can't just anything in Spanish will do also thanks from Argentina

Shit, that is not what I expected. Well done

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kek

OP where ya from?

Oh shit how did I forget Kaz's monologue
Im a cuck loser. I think I blocked out most of MGS5 to cope with the kojima fallout

Can you try to do one of those weird anime girl voices?

Quick logdown:

-Rothschilds and Bogdanoffs bow down to Andy Sixx
-His anus is In contact with your lips
-Possesses psychic-like abilities to brew you a unique log specific to your favorite tastes and textures
-Controls your throat with an iron but fair sphincter
-Direct descendant of the ancient royal log-line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Logdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of shit-log research facilities on Earth
-said to have 215+ LQ, such bowel movements on Earth have only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented log-sharing capabilities
-They own Nano-log R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Logdabots inside you right now
-He learned fluent French in under a week, and then ordered everything off of the menu to create new European flavors of shit
-Nation states entrust their log reserves with him.
-In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. Eternal log slidding down your throat

Its metal gear solid V

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OP DO THIS ONE:
niggers townje my anus dry

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Fucking nailed it. I'll be fapping to that one tonight, before cumming on my statue of Hitler

"it's time to kick bubble gum and chew ass....and I'm all out of ass."

-dick kickem

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what part of the US are you from?

Florida, actually.
I am trying to torch some mosquitos while my ds charges for the longer prompts.

ohhh thought you sounded like some girl i knew from AZ my mistake

"it's time to kick bubble gum and chew ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum"

-dick kickem

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Fuck off with that shit.

Sing the rickroll song

I.. get dubs.

roll

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

reroll

rollerion

come on

Hey OP, can you do like some sexy moaning? Just wondering XD

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Say "Nice going Yugi!" in a shitty Brooklyn accent

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rollerino

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get rollin

get

Can op moan?

have my dubs

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I dont see em

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we must treat Tweak and Craig with the...HIGHEST HONOR!

GAMBAROOOOO, IRASHAI!

My ambition is handicapped by lazyness.

...what is he searching for? Perhaps he searches for his destiny. Perhaps his destiny is to search.?

a human being is never what he is but the self he seeks

We accept the love we believe we deserve.

And what you said is when a wise person looks at the moon the fool looks at the finger.


Also can you say at the top of your lungs LET IT RIP FAGGOT!

rolling

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Rollllll for moan

rollerion