I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator"...
Nicholas Russell
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Sebastian Davis
I find it hard to believe your fat as can crouch in a bath tub without breaking it.
Charles Young
why r u so jelly and butthurt? suicide ursef
Liam Long
I will never not love this pasta.
Matthew Price
Is this a new copy pasta?
Brayden Young
your mom just said to get back to bed. She isn't coming home tonight too.
Isaiah King
Well it isn't new
Isaiah Cook
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "CIA". First I stand up in the shower in the classic "CIA in charge" pose. With my eyes open I stand there for a minute, visualizing either CIA or the big guy from the movie (not the hothead because that one sucked) and I start to hum Deshi basara. Then the fire slowly rises and I greet an imaginary Dr. Pavel. It helps me to proceed through my day as a loyal hired gun. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my CIA leg. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.
Christian Robinson
> not saving the terminator theme song to your phone
Jack Sanders
Ill fucking stab you
Ryan Gomez
hola reddit
Asher Reyes
It's at least 10 years old
Ethan Parker
Can you imagine seeing a 40 year old man crouching naked in his shower humming the Terminator theme song?
Ryan Kelly
I often go outside completely naked if it's a nice night for a walk
Robert Martinez
I don't need to imagine it...
Charles Myers
Nothing clean, right?
Levi Sanchez
Haha niggers I can't tell if you're counter-trolling or what!
Dylan Lee
meme thread and no dubs baka...
Robert Myers
classic copypasta from the bb misc forums
post some Mr Angry
Robert Wright
well now i feel dumb as fuck
Robert Stewart
Nothing clean, right.
Isaiah Adams
They need to a have Terminator do this in the rain, so I can get into full-on Terminator mode.