Hey Sup Forums ask a mormon missionary in the field/old fag anything :^)

hey Sup Forums ask a mormon missionary in the field/old fag anything :^)

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How do you react when someone tells you they don't believe in gods?

OP is obviously a lying faggot. kys

i tell them have a nice day kek

no m80 fer rills

Does door to door evangelism actually work

Does your partner know you're on Sup Forums?

io have found that references from people that the "investigator" or member turn out a lot better in baptisms. i think that the door to door thing is really boring and not fun at all. also morally destroying because of constant rejections.

no but dont tell him :)

Why do you believe in such an obviously made up religion?

> Former Mormon here.

what makes you say its made up? sorry for answering question with a question

also im in chile. cant be super spesific about where i am but i have bed english because i have been speaking spanish for awhile haha

You elder etc etc are breaking a lot of things you promised not to break by 1. Being on the internet and 2. Being on Sup Forums. At least I think

When will you realize Joseph Smith was a pedophile conman?

I could go on and on about the evidence that it's made up but I'm on mobile so I can't be bothered to.

Read No Man Knows My History by Fawn Brodie.

Do some research about how Joseph Smith was arrested for being a con man.

Etc. Etc. There is a ton out there. It's very obviously completely made up.

well, i go home soon so im in dgaf mode. besides once and old fag always an old fag :^)

well the prophets of all times were always accused of false charges. like in the bible paul was put to death on false charges. the thing isnt if joseph smith was a prophet its if the book of mormon is true :)

if thats what you think im sorry:)

It's not.

Thats another piece of evidence. The native Americans aren't jews and we have proven that via genetic testing.

Animals that the book mentions (horses for one) were not in the new world at that time.

Science is to the point where we can prove a lot of what is in the various holy books is false (for instance we know that the Jews were never held in bondage on Egypt).

Bottom line: book of Mormon isn't true. It's been proven. So according to your premise, your religion is a lie (which it is)

no one wants to know anything else????

It's a matter of fact, not opinion.

well there are a lot of errors in the books that we have along with bad interpretations, however the only thing that you need to know/do is be faithful to the comandments and the laws that we have receved. you sound like...aithiest? amirite? former mormon?

Since you probably don't want to admit that to yourself after wasting two years on a mission, let me ask you something else:

All your church doctrine (practices, rituals, etc) come from the book of Abraham (and to a lesser extent, doctrine and covenants). So why do Mormons push the book of Mormon so hard? Find (with chapter and verse) one ritual you get from that book.

In fact, the book of Mormon is against some of the stuff you so in your temples ( no secrets signs and yes they are secret, not sacred)

You two guys look cute together. When will you marry?

Get members as hot as this chick, and I'm sure membership will shoot up.

>all you need to do is turn off your brain and blindly follow this objectively false dogma written by a confirmed conman :)

Won't you go to hell for being on this sinful site?

you havent been paying much attention to what i have been saying have you haha. its the BoM mah friend. ps came to answer questions not argue

That's Jaclyn Glen, known atheist

ye but thats my choice. just like you mah boi

So no answer. Ok.

Have fun with your fairy tale beliefs.

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still not listening to what i have said. but ok. its cool if you wanna break t he commandments. have a good day:)

thanks for tuning in everyone!!!! i have to leave now. have a good life!!!!

How do I get my own set of magical underwear?

get baptised and be a faithful member and pay tithing for a year and then ask your bishop to go tho the temple. the magic underwear is actually not particularly confortable but it is definatly magic 100%

How accurate is the lore in Book of Mormon? Ancient Jews sailed to the Americas? Free planets? No blacks until the 70s? Gutshot prophet abdicated his responsibility to a guy they named after a porn company (Bring 'em Young)?

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the bring em young thing made me laugh out loud haha, i hope thats true. im not 100% sure but as far as i know it seems legit. its more of like the confirmation that you recive from the spirit of god you know? i sound like im high lol. free planet is not doctrine, no blacks until the 70s was just a biff by racist old men lol.

>we cant all be perfect like everyone on the Sup Forums board.

i am a boner

Actual porn studio that operated in the early 2000s. Trust me. My research on the topic was exhaustive.

I dunno man. I was raised Catholic, and promised to raise my children Catholic during the sacrament of marriage. That said, I'm not opposed to the idea of Mormonism, especially since they run all the clandestine services in the United States. The idea of America being so exceptional that God personally selected a guy from New York to bear the story of his son's/his life to the world is appealing, because American Exceptionalism.

I honestly don't know how to arrive at a decision on the matter, or what sources to trust. Missionaries clearly have an agenda, and I can't make sense if the book myself. I guess I'll just find out when I die and see what they do about all those dead Iraqis.

would you?

So nothing simple, like going to Target? If it means having to believe that no one can read the original Book of Mormon because it was taken off of the earth, I'll stick with Teflon-coated Haynes.

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