Answer honestly: would you rather be Canadian or American?

Answer honestly: would you rather be Canadian or American?

Mexican

Canada seems like a first world USA albeit boring, but Canadian anyway.

I don't really care, what's the fucking difference? Although, at least if I were Canadian when I'd travel to different countries I'd probably get less flack

American.


Even tho Canadians live in America too.

Canadian

Canadian. I just can't accept some of the United States' laws, mainly the ones involving footwear and mandatory genital mutilation.

Canada is a lot like the US but with less violence and social problems.

American

Québécois

not getting shot-ian

Canada is just an American province with fewer guns and better healthcare policy

America is more fun

Canada is deeply racist, yet full of SJW's. It gets to a point where we're doing it 'just because'. Our views haven't changed, we just say it's changed to look better to the world. Check out Black Lives Matters, a terrible organization that gets a voice because they're black and it's racist to 'not see their view'.

America seems like a shithole if you're poor. You guys do get shiny guns to play with so there's that.

I'd stay Canadian
Canada is very comfy if you stay out of big cities like toronto, montreal or vancouver. I do like America though.

this tbqhwyfam

This

Mid-size cities like Ottawa outskirts and Halifax are bretty gud, maritimes are really comfy too

even though i am neither if i had the choice i would be Canadian

they are the human beings to your being the chimps

animalistic low education violent fat and shallow
with empty upper stories
the attributes that make the average burger citizen

mind you there are some decent burgers but compared to Canadians, very very few

I would like to visit Canada someday. Seems nice. I've heard they have a zoo called 'Quebec' where they keep all their frogs

I visited America recently, would prefer to stay in Canada tbqh
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Canadian.

Canadian, specifically Quebecois.

>tfw could have been American (New Yorker)

I literally dodged a bullet.

Why Quebec? I would love to live in Canada and I would love to live in France, but Quebec just seems like the worst of both worlds. Maybe I've just been hitting the memes too hard, though, because I've never actually been there.

I live in Seattle and would love to skip just a little bit further up the coast to Vancouver, personally.

What difference?

American. Canada has worse gun laws than us and they don't even allow lolis.

I'd actually like to have a home in Alaska or some other northern state with few people (and more importantly, no niggers)

>they don't even allow lolis
Explain?

>no niggers
Nice meme, Pekko.

>tfw you will never live in a qt Finnish settlement in Alaska and cross the border every other weekend to raid leafs with your Fingolian buddies

>Implying they're not the fucking same

Leafs make no distinction between drawn or real; CP is CP.

I can't say I have a problem with that tbqhwy.

Canadian

I do. I have a problem with all muh feels legislation that does not fix any problems and artificially make people into criminals.

Even though I'm not a faggot I sure as fuck have a problem with countries that ban gayporn. It's none of the government's business what people fap to.

It's the best example of multiculturalism in the world. The SJWs are just a vocal minority preaching that everyone should mix and be fucking each other but everyone who isn't a rainbow haired tranny knows that it's a huge load of goose crap and that everyone belongs in certain groups. Where else in the world can I, as a white man, freely talk to a bunch of cool Sihks about how letting Muslims in the country is a mistake, then go talk to the Muslims about how the gays should be gassed, and then go talk to the gays about how rude Chinese people are, then go talk to the Chinese about how the Sihks have an overblown positive reputation and that they're actually religious nuts and the real assholes.

It's a country built on grudging tolerance and muted, backhanded racism. It's wonderful.

>Would you be fake Europeans or old Europeans?
Neither

>Quebec just seems like the worst of both worlds
Literally the opposite. Many people from France move to Quebec every year for a reason. You probably heard bad stuff because you are more in touch with the english canadians and they usually hate quebec for political reasons and such. But that's just the old french-english childish rivalry. Stupid shit and politics aside all of Canada is great. Quebec in the summer is amazing.

I can dig it. Is it true that Montreal is one of the most liberal cities? Because I'm not into the full retard SJW cancer but I'm definitely liberal as fuck.

Sorta yes, it is Canada after all. Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver are to avoid if that isn't your thing. The countryside is always better anyway, big cities are overrated.

I said I AM liberal. The "kill all white males" SJW-ism is cancer but it also isn't real liberalism.

By "liberal" do you mean the ACTUAL, "more liberties to private individuals, small government, little control" kind of liberal or are you just a socialist/authoritarian in disguise?

The second thing, minus the SJW-ism. Humans are not wired to function as totally independent individuals. It doesn't work.

Why do you call yourself liberal then if you aren't a liberal? Hint: liberal comes from the word liberty, and you want people to have LESS liberties.

There are multiple definitions. If you want to choose another word besides liberal for me, I won't argue with you because I don't care, but "liberal" is generally understood these days to mean what I am referring to. So that's why I use it.

>There are multiple definitions
Only in clapistan where things are backwards.
>If you want to choose another word besides liberal for me
Use socialist, because that's what you are.

Montreal is the most liberal of all our most liberal cities, yeah. Our relationship with the states took a hit cause they couldn't wait to hop on those Muslim dicks fleeing out of the states from the Trump administration. SJW as fuck with a large amount of gays

Central Toronto is fine, but but all the residential areas around it are brown town.

Vancouver is full of them hip young liberal wipper snappers so you'd probably like that if you can handle all the Chinese anchor babies.

There is a BLM movement in toronto and other movements like that. They are pretty quiet now tho

Good luck getting any adequate form of housing for anything that resembles a sane price in Toronto at the moment. The market is ridiculous.

I'm not afraid of the S-word. That's fine.
Vancouver sounds like Canadian Seattle. I'm in Seattle now and like it, so I'd probably like it there too.

canadian

Good. I don't want to be confused to people like you who are dragging the western world down with their utopistic worldview.

Do you not like Finland? And isn't it pretty leftist there?

Call yourself libertarian instead of liberal and, at least around here, people will know the difference.

Neither.

Probably because Toronto's chief of police is black so it kind of makes them seem even more retarded than usual.

could be worst, could be a paki

Socialism is the future, my tender butt holed Finnish friend.

>looks at venezuela
No

No, I don't. Some things are good, but as a whole the place is a bureaucratic shithole. Our economy is down in the shitter because our system is not sustainable, and the government is trying to keep it resuscitated by getting more and more debt as well as increasing taxation and immigration. By increasing taxation and regulation they are preventing new profitable companies that could actually improve our economy from popping up. And because education is free and everyone wants a degree to get those good jobs, nobody wants to do the shitty jobs, making immigration necessary, leading to all sorts of problems.

This place is not called a nanny state or "rules-finland" for no reason.

>Looking to any third world country's development sabotaged by a retarded leader to judge the merits of any socioeconomic movement

That is like watching a crippled kid play basketball, seeing them fail, and using that to claim that no one could possibly ever play basketball.

American.

Canadian

This. And then we act like we didn't rig global trade policy against those socialist countries in the first place.

Wait until the next pride parade, they're gonna go full retard

Being American seems dangerous but exciting. Much more opportunity than here.

Exciting isn't the word I would use. I go to work and come home and play vidya and shitpost. That's most of what my life is. Maybe life would be more exciting if I lived in a city where I was likely to get shot. I dunno.

american, canada is too asian

What's wrong with Asians?

As a Canadian Asian living in America, I'd say Canada is nice, but for the books both. In other words.... America sucks.

>maritimes are really comfy too
Yeah endemic poverty and alcoholism are super "comfy".

Do canadians microwave their water too?

by asians i mean poo in loo and paki, because they are weird and look weird

We have a ton of those where I live. They're generally really nice people in my experience.

Canuck

If I could control where I lived/grew up, American. If not, Canadian.

Yanks have got some great places, but also right shitholes. Canada pulls ahead of them as an average.

American. What the fuck even is a Canadian? What are the defining characteristics of the Canadian identity? At least being an American means something

Yes

Can you give us your picks for great places and shitholes? I'm curious.

You're right, Canadian identity is almost as meaningless as Irish identity. They are to us what you are to the UK.

America because I want to work in animation and Canadian animation sucks balls

>Canadians force a quota of Canadian cartoons so their "culture" doesn't get Americanized

sound comfy af

American. People only like Canada because it doesn't do anything and thus doesn't piss people off. Some of their laws are better but some are shit.

Canadian.

>Canadian animation sucks balls

who watches tv in 2017 tho

The quota is actually stupid, but there is also
and inspector gadget. A few other decent ones too.

Why is the quota stupid? We wouldn't have things like

and if it wasn't for the quota. They wouldn't be able to compete with American television.

The quota churns out repetitive cheaply produced cartoons that nobody likes for the most part. There are some instances like the ones above, but those are the lucky few.
If we didn't have the quota, we would be able to focus on making more quality and less quantity.

Canadian. I'd rather to be chink than become even browner

dead

These are almost the same countries i think Canada is more safe, but US its bigger country and has more opportunities, more jobs etc its hard to choice desu

canada, toronto looks cozy af

I'd rather die than be from Reddit: the country

there is lots of diversity in the us, difference between boston and new york and texas and georgia, etc; while, most of canada is mostly the same.