You awaken in the woods below a beam of light passing through a break in the leaves above...

You awaken in the woods below a beam of light passing through a break in the leaves above. You don't recall how you got here, and as much as you concentrate, you still can't remember your name.
>Decide your name
>Decide what you do next

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My name is niggerfaggot and I choose to look around

My name is OpIsFag
and I eat the rock to my right

Well no one else is posting, so..
You look around and spot a stick, a rock, and a lot of grass.
(Your name can't be recalled until dubs)

bump.

start a fire.

My name is niggerfaggot I want to use the rock to bash my skull in

How the fuck does this work OP? Dubs decides or what?

Also, if dubs put the stick into asshole.

Look around

reroll.

First best post doing this unless dubs happen
+1 warmth
+1 survival skills

I literally shit an entire brick.

Go explore the area, bring a torch with me

WINRAR

yesssss.

You make a hard and strenuous effort, but you didn't eat mortar for breakfast.

Im hearing a lot of "explore the area." That what the people want next?

nigger

OP you're a fucking hack. Draw the fucking brick you cumslurp.

Summer's here, edge is in the air

make a larger fire.

Illustrator crashed give me a sec

no bob prob.

Shit! That got out of hand REALLY fast. You better get out of there before the trees catch.
What do you do next?
+1 survival

INVENTORY
>Torch
>Stick
>Rock

t. Redditor

Throw entire inventory into the fire

Chat with the fire.

Fuck the fire

You offer the fire your inventory, It consumes the sticks but doesn't do much with the rock.
It responds with some crackles.

INVENTORY
>Empty

This is going well.
Try and romance the fire.

Run bitch

>>/qst/

This guy does have a point...
Thread move?

Well I cant deny trips.
You escape the forest to find yourself in a large grassy plane
"Hello there Citizen! Lovely day is it not?"

Inventory:
>empty

I hear you but B has a larger audience and more interesting feedback

Eat the man's head and steal the sword

I hope the fire finds a loving family.
Ask the knight to help you make a fire.

climb on the the guys back and become a backpack.

Offer fire air, oxygen is necessary for flames and flames = gud

It is to late, we have left are fiery friend.

You approach the Knight when
>Scripted event
"OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?!" Im the mother fuckin DARK KNIGHT bro, And I'm here to chug ale and fuck shit UP. You ain't one of those royal army fags are you? aaaare you??"

Better think fast this dude looks serious (He's got two swords!)

nooo ;(

Go back to the fire

>
take off ur pants in front of the knight start to piss

this guy knows whats going on.

Yell LEEEROOOOOYYYY JEEEENNKKIIIINSSS and say that you are the old legend Leeroy Jenkins

Eat him. Whole. Unhinge your jaw and eat him.

welp winner.

huh, well i'll be.

Did anybody say... PYRO!!!!

Hey i posted that reply!

"Shit bro okay, okay" He says as he puts away his swords. "Didnt know you were fuckin metal like that. What are you doing out here?"

You know it!

Grab sword and lop off his head

Say everyone on the world thinks that i am only a hearthstone card with no backstory.

Poke my eye with a stick

"Trying to start fires."
then start making a fire.

I am bakin

OP I like your drawing.

Get lost spidey!

invite him to see your fire

Thanks ive done a few of these. Theres a whole world of towns and castles and mountains if you guys can hurry up and explore it

Rules by the way:
First best post wins
Otherwise, Post with most votes
Dubs beat all
Trips beat dubs
Etc

OP you heard it, set fire to everything.

"Okay! Okay! I'm leaving. Sorry man. jesus."
The dark knight leaves. Now what?

run to the mountains.

I'm here to commit autofellatio and chew bubblegum
And I'm all out of gum...

Rolling for this

But first take the dead knights stuff, and then bless and bury him.

Ok i know fellatio but have no idea about autofellation plz help?

sucking your own ding dang.

Autofellatio is sucking your own dick

And thanks for the dubs

You pack up and head onwards, but are stopped by a beautiful maiden leaning against a tree
"Hey big boy. Something I can help you with?"

+Karma for blessing
+armor bonus for armor

Inventory:
>Sword

Pray god for drugs hoping weedus would come.

No thanks, I'm OP. I'm a colossal faggot

Also rolling for

Ask why she is lacking clothes

STAY AWAY ITS A NYMPH!!!!

This guy is using her as bait

Glorious

The character thus far:
They are the the old legend Leroy Jenkins, whom is a holy knight, and also a pyro.

"Meme"ish jew..... I thought i would never see those fuckers out of cheesespin. Wow... Just wow...

"KEEP YOUR DISTANCE WENCH"
But she draws nearer! her piercing gaze is almost hypnotizing...

RUN LEROY! RUN!

I is pyro i can burn her.
(protip:burn her)

Grab her by the pussy

But with what? We have nothing to start a fire.

LEEERRROOOOOYYYYY COOOWWWAARRRDDDKKIIIINNSSSSS

"Okay guys lets do this"
Oh my god he just ran in

OP decides the next move!

Enraged that you wouldn't fall for her ruse, the beast transforms
Leroy arms up, prepare to fight

youtube.com/watch?v=oAFKwoWaocI

Oh geez stick to the plan!

Try and cut off her, it's? leg.

Behead the bitch

Accidentally start a fire killing her

Wait we have the karma. Try and get god to set her ablaze!

Black Knight saves ol' Leroy

oh come on. 1 short.

Roll

The, if evens god if odd Black Knight

Success, also, Success!
The beast is slain!
in the distance is a castle town

360 no scope her with your blade