You awaken in the woods below a beam of light passing through a break in the leaves above. You don't recall how you got here, and as much as you concentrate, you still can't remember your name.
>Decide your name
>Decide what you do next
You awaken in the woods below a beam of light passing through a break in the leaves above...
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My name is niggerfaggot and I choose to look around
My name is OpIsFag
and I eat the rock to my right
Well no one else is posting, so..
You look around and spot a stick, a rock, and a lot of grass.
(Your name can't be recalled until dubs)
bump.
start a fire.
My name is niggerfaggot I want to use the rock to bash my skull in
How the fuck does this work OP? Dubs decides or what?
Also, if dubs put the stick into asshole.
Look around
reroll.
First best post doing this unless dubs happen
+1 warmth
+1 survival skills
I literally shit an entire brick.
Go explore the area, bring a torch with me
WINRAR
yesssss.
You make a hard and strenuous effort, but you didn't eat mortar for breakfast.
Im hearing a lot of "explore the area." That what the people want next?
nigger
OP you're a fucking hack. Draw the fucking brick you cumslurp.
Summer's here, edge is in the air
make a larger fire.
Illustrator crashed give me a sec
no bob prob.
Shit! That got out of hand REALLY fast. You better get out of there before the trees catch.
What do you do next?
+1 survival
INVENTORY
>Torch
>Stick
>Rock
t. Redditor
Throw entire inventory into the fire
Chat with the fire.
Fuck the fire
You offer the fire your inventory, It consumes the sticks but doesn't do much with the rock.
It responds with some crackles.
INVENTORY
>Empty
This is going well.
Try and romance the fire.
Run bitch
>>/qst/
This guy does have a point...
Thread move?
Well I cant deny trips.
You escape the forest to find yourself in a large grassy plane
"Hello there Citizen! Lovely day is it not?"
Inventory:
>empty
I hear you but B has a larger audience and more interesting feedback
Eat the man's head and steal the sword
I hope the fire finds a loving family.
Ask the knight to help you make a fire.
climb on the the guys back and become a backpack.
Offer fire air, oxygen is necessary for flames and flames = gud
It is to late, we have left are fiery friend.
You approach the Knight when
>Scripted event
"OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?!" Im the mother fuckin DARK KNIGHT bro, And I'm here to chug ale and fuck shit UP. You ain't one of those royal army fags are you? aaaare you??"
Better think fast this dude looks serious (He's got two swords!)
nooo ;(
Go back to the fire
>
take off ur pants in front of the knight start to piss
this guy knows whats going on.
Yell LEEEROOOOOYYYY JEEEENNKKIIIINSSS and say that you are the old legend Leeroy Jenkins
Eat him. Whole. Unhinge your jaw and eat him.
welp winner.
huh, well i'll be.
Did anybody say... PYRO!!!!
Hey i posted that reply!
"Shit bro okay, okay" He says as he puts away his swords. "Didnt know you were fuckin metal like that. What are you doing out here?"
You know it!
Grab sword and lop off his head
Say everyone on the world thinks that i am only a hearthstone card with no backstory.
Poke my eye with a stick
"Trying to start fires."
then start making a fire.
I am bakin
OP I like your drawing.
Get lost spidey!
invite him to see your fire
Thanks ive done a few of these. Theres a whole world of towns and castles and mountains if you guys can hurry up and explore it
Rules by the way:
First best post wins
Otherwise, Post with most votes
Dubs beat all
Trips beat dubs
Etc
OP you heard it, set fire to everything.
"Okay! Okay! I'm leaving. Sorry man. jesus."
The dark knight leaves. Now what?
run to the mountains.
I'm here to commit autofellatio and chew bubblegum
And I'm all out of gum...
Rolling for this
But first take the dead knights stuff, and then bless and bury him.
Ok i know fellatio but have no idea about autofellation plz help?
sucking your own ding dang.
Autofellatio is sucking your own dick
And thanks for the dubs
You pack up and head onwards, but are stopped by a beautiful maiden leaning against a tree
"Hey big boy. Something I can help you with?"
+Karma for blessing
+armor bonus for armor
Inventory:
>Sword
Pray god for drugs hoping weedus would come.
No thanks, I'm OP. I'm a colossal faggot
Also rolling for
Ask why she is lacking clothes
STAY AWAY ITS A NYMPH!!!!
This guy is using her as bait
Glorious
The character thus far:
They are the the old legend Leroy Jenkins, whom is a holy knight, and also a pyro.
"Meme"ish jew..... I thought i would never see those fuckers out of cheesespin. Wow... Just wow...
"KEEP YOUR DISTANCE WENCH"
But she draws nearer! her piercing gaze is almost hypnotizing...
RUN LEROY! RUN!
I is pyro i can burn her.
(protip:burn her)
Grab her by the pussy
But with what? We have nothing to start a fire.
LEEERRROOOOOYYYYY COOOWWWAARRRDDDKKIIIINNSSSSS
"Okay guys lets do this"
Oh my god he just ran in
OP decides the next move!
Enraged that you wouldn't fall for her ruse, the beast transforms
Leroy arms up, prepare to fight
Oh geez stick to the plan!
Try and cut off her, it's? leg.
Behead the bitch
Accidentally start a fire killing her
Wait we have the karma. Try and get god to set her ablaze!
Black Knight saves ol' Leroy
oh come on. 1 short.
Roll
The, if evens god if odd Black Knight
Success, also, Success!
The beast is slain!
in the distance is a castle town
360 no scope her with your blade