No rekt thread?

no rekt thread?

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is died?

Nah I'm sure they stitched his shit back together

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Da fuck happened?

how can you even fix that... or even still be alive, fuck dude please someone explain

nerve gas, son

story?

"Damn, dude, gas is expensive these days."

"Yeah, good thing I got enough for cigarettes. Want one?"

"NO NO DON'T LIGHT THA-"

isis, cartels, who the fuck cares. savages chopped a dude up.

It is ok. His body was tired and fell asleep so a couple of friendly guys came and took his head to the bedroom.

Not sure, but it happened on a basketball court it looks like. Or a gymnasium floor. Shits fucked

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thats fake

It looks like the small sports hall at my old school, it probably isn't though.

Are you sure?

youtu.be/zbSjSIY0Zkk

No it isn't, this video proves it.

Are you guys retarded? It's part of a movie. I swear every year Sup Forums gets dumber and dumber, smh.

nah man, I remember reading about this in the newspaper, they probably will make a movie about it one day

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I was the driver. AMA.

Anyone have any self inflicted high powered rifle or shotgun pictures?

do they feel anything if they dont aim weird aka pointing forwards under the jaw

Head and arm cut off perfectly synchronous

i'm fascinated by these threads, more than I should be, but that doesnt mean I enjoy them. i have this thing called white privilege and another thing called empathy.

I know the world is a fucked place but to the people who actually get a kick out of watching these you're either a psychopath or an edgelord who wants people to think you are.

Either way, not taking the moral high ground. The internet is a wonderful place where we can see this shit freely, but damn you niggers need mental help. I suggest eating a bullet.

wow great post! I'm sure lots of people will fall for this non self contradictory and tremendous ruse!!!!! Don't worry friend, I won't give it up :-)

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I don't even know where the FUCK to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

Oh my dear, where to start with a pathetic fuck, like you

This is not your ecochamber that tumblr is, this is where you are confronted with the purest that mankind is without its restraints, you are confronted with reality, these videos show fucking reality, if you are like me, you are desesitized to this kind of shit due to prior happenings, but your comment just shows that you are some priviledged weak cunt who never had something bad to experience and lives on in his isolated dream world where never something bad happens

most people here don't even fucking value their life due to how others treat them, tell me a reason how you shouldn't shrug off death, if life does not treat you well
cunt

that's more gore than rekt

Wew what a massive faggot

Brazil sure looks fun.

fuck off, we are the cool people here, you will never fit in, jelly yet??

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Copypasta and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the Pasta. Oh, and we all know the Pasta. The “epic” Copypasta guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking Copypasta. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Pastafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE FUCK TO BEGIN.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

I wonder what these fucks were like as kids?

He accidentally selected Premium nerve gas instead of unleaded.

>isis
Nah. Shit tier camera work.

>every year
you mean everyday

>you will never scoop the brains out of your defeated enemies

why even live?

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>being this much of a faggot
this is Sup Forums, get over it

Never fails to make me laugh. That's the way I want to go.

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

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What movienis that fagget. Thanks nigger.

You're welcome.

I remember when that happened. I had to help clean up the bodies.

tbh i just find it fascinating what a human body can go through and still survive like also some of these posts are just webms of accidents that we hear about on the news all the time, it makes me curious how it looks like.

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lol dude would that happen from aiming shotgun anywhere in the mouth or did he use something retarded explosive

Tag
youtube.com/watch?v=bQzKLZWQ6xE

He still has the barrel in his hand. I guess he aimed in his mouth towards the ceiling.

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lol you should've cut it before he rescues the girl

tbqh that's the most humane way of slaughtering livestock. Much better than the shit that the muzzies will do to puppers, like injecting them with boiling acid or all sorts of fucked up shit.

Hey I need your help to find a gore pic, its a rotten body with his brain out and decomposed, there is a hairy guy next to the brain almost naked, its in a shitty operation room with a chan4chan watermark, i draw if it help you please

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>So much retard in this bread

mo butter

I knew it! I knew one of you would do this!

parental guardian's fault for not keeping him from running into traffic

>libcuck finds gore
> omg ur all sycos!! im just here cuz facinated

kek
welcome home, summer.

>tbqh that's the most humane way of slaughtering livestock
Gassing them to knock them out is the most humane way. Stop defending your "religion of peace".

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use Sup Forums). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

If someone shot themselves in the head and lived what would happen? wouldnt they be in a nursing home and have all their guns and knives taken? seeing the man with the head blown off makes me think what if he failed at it

Kek!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion.
>My opinion.
I can't. Stop being funny. I'm waking everybody up.

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Wow. You guys really think you're the coolest people on the internet. THE INTERNET. I bet you losers post this stuff just to feel better about your miserable lives, because deep down you know being cool on the internet means NOTHING. All of you are fat, no life losers who sit and masturbate to anime all day. I bet it won't even matter if I post this because you will STILL sit inside all day jacking off and not being a productive member of society. Maybe once you're in your 40's and eating the barrel of a gun you will think back on what I've said in sorrow. But probably not, because you're FAT and SAD.

>gassing them is the most humane way
now we're talking

newfag spotted

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It depends on how you aim.
Some people just shot their eyes out.
I'm no doctor but pic related can not be too far off.

I can't fap to normal porn anymore.......

I'm not fat. Take that back!

it was reported on the news, its real, try watching something other than CNN or Fox news american dumbass

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not him but would aiming straight back in the mouth probably mean youd be alive?

what about dead center forehead>

>fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site
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My sides are in another dimension

> nerve gas
what are you talking about? how is that nerve gas?

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BROWN PEOPLE

Looks like he overfilled a propane tank.

See

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is this real??

dat thumbnail

If using a firearm to the head, the most common danger is missing the important parts of the brain. Aiming under the chin with a shotgun can blow off parts of the face causing massive disfiguration, plus a hole through the windpipe, and still not be fatal. Shots to the front of the head may impair brain function (possibly causing paralysis) or affect personality, but still leave the parts of the brain that control bodily functions intact. Shooting through the temples can miss the brain by passing below it, but still sever nerves that go to the eyes, causing blindness. The prognosis for those failing using this method are rarely good.

shut up faggot i dont even read what you type just stop

he put the wrong type of fuel in the tank. he realized too late and it had already mixed with the other fuel already in the tank and created an explosion. if he noticed earlier he could have prevented it, but too much fuel of the wrong type already went in

What was that dumb fucker trying to do?

lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/firearms

> mix diesel and gasoline
> make explosive
> ???
> prophet

aww cunt knuckle, off by one.

>prophet
I see what you did there...

srry, just haraming it up......

/summer/