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>UFC on Fox 23 results, live play by play
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/ufc-on-fox-23-play-by-play-and-live-results-4-p-m-et-1

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youtube.com/watch?v=7SLVBKQuKW8
youtu.be/mftmFhmRhqc?t=966
twitter.com/FrontRowBrian/status/825572610515742720
youtu.be/vTLZF3cc8rs
bloodyelbow.com/2017/1/28/14428302/dana-white-responds-to-conor-mcgregor-f-the-ufc-instagram-post-floyd-mayweather
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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please remind me who this man is

More proof that Pena should've been Ronda's comeback fight

Obese q-tip posters need to go clean their ears

youtube.com/watch?v=7SLVBKQuKW8
>all those cuck comments
ngannou turning into african magiga wwithtthe bants

You walk in on Mike Goldberg fucking your bitch and feeding her meth, what do you do?

Tfw when Shevchenko speaks Spanish while Pena doesn´t.

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Was it really ever in any doubt?

Ngannou wants Overeem or JDS

imokwiththis.exe

/our gal/

post your niche boys

>Beneil Dariush
>Jingliang Li
>Niko Price
>Justin Ledet

I´m not. He´s not there yet I think. He needs more time to develop some techniques. I don´t want the only HW prospect to get fucked up so fast. He needs to go to a top gym

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Glad Juliana lost, she was talking too much.

When ever women speak I feel like my ears are bleeding.

Jared Cannonier
Brian Ortega
Krzyzstof Jotko
Emil Meek
Michael Chiesa
Dustin Ortiz

Talk about my fightfu like that again and I'll beat the brakes off you

"people" on here think some mixed race slav will beat the meme killer

>tfw I have to stay awake so that I fix my sleeping schedule

what do I do lads

me on the left

oh my

WHAT THE FUCK SPERG? BRING THE NEWS! CHOP CHOP!

knight vs choi

yes

Stop posting Schaub.

and Bearjew

When the torrent of Magiga's Q&A comes out post it here laddies.

I hear he talks alotta trash about UFC.

its on youtube
watching it right now

IM DA FACE OF ROLLS ROYCE YEH

get a real fightfu fagget, take the bullet pill

That bulbous forehead and slav face are embarassing senpai.

Goldie vs Conor in a no drugs barred binge off to the death: who wins?

Goldie by insanity and longevity just look at Conor after spending mere moments in the presence of Goldie's aura.

Get on the T-Ferg express lads. If you don't then you'll feel silly when he beats Kahbib

Khabib wins via D'arce choke. McGregor's PPV this month would be a fight if Khabib weren't around.

Ferguson is your fightfu?

Move aside lads, I'll finish off Ngannou

I'm the whitest black man you've got in the heavyweight division

MANDRAMA SPERGS BLOWN OUT:

youtu.be/mftmFhmRhqc?t=966

Will other ufc events start at this time

Ngannou would retire him, indefinite medical suspension

>Ngannou KO'd this glass chin guy in round 1
>Let's throw another glass chin guy at him hoping for a different result

Reem would unironically heem the fuck out of him.

I just watched a fox sports panel and saw michelle waterson there
fucking rocket jizzed right through my pants

alright then win or lose against Hunt they should book Ngannou vs Reem. But what if Hunt wins? what would Ngannou vs Hunt look like? would Hunt get his face turned to hambubger?

trains at att

twitter.com/FrontRowBrian/status/825572610515742720

@FrontRowBrian 9m9 minutes ago
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I thought Conor and mayweather was complete bullshit ... then I came across some info. It's not. I think it's gonna happen.

Ubereem would. Econreem will get his glass chin touch, and then at last, just like his career he will be...overeem

Does artem want to die?

who

>doubting the future fw champ
here we go again

Will he ever see a return of Horse meat Ubereem?

conors hairline has gone to shit

remember

So is Conor like done with the UFC? He seems to be putting so much energy into Floyd that shit like Diaz vs McGregor 3 seem pointless to him

He just confirmed that the next guy he's fighting is Floyd. He has no intention of fighting Khabib/Tony/Nate/Woodley next.

I've been saying for the longest time he will retire after the Maywedder fight.

He's a hype chaser, nowhere else to go after heeding Floyd in the 3rd.

>heeding Floyd in the 3rd.
lololololol

He will box Floyd and then rematch Aldo. After that he retires.

Conor would starch floyd "malteser with eyballs" mayweatherman in 5 rounds #facts #baldnigga

Maywedder is older, slower, weaker, shorter, and out ranged.

Conor takes it in the 1st realistically, but I'm lowballing it to round 3

Lots of betas who know nothing about boxing on /heem/ or even combat sports in general.

Go to bed leaf

>28% of UFC Champs are black
>Only ~20% of people in general are black
Whitey rekt yet again

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I missed Hunt's last fight but I heard Lesnar basically sat on his face the whole time...Ngannou's a big dude and might be able to do the same. Hunt's got a huge edge in experience though, especially in striking. Unless he gets overpowered and submitted early I feel like Hunt ought to be able to find a way to take control, maybe stop him late if he gasses.

It's a hard fight for me to picture for whatever reason.

say that to my face bro, get lit

>People paid for this
>youtu.be/vTLZF3cc8rs

Lel this

tyron is literally vietnamese, his wife runs a nail salon for gods sake

mighty mouse is an ayylium

the only black champion is aMANduh nunes

yo this jorge masvidal is a real street fight u know nobody gonna beat him he the toughest in the game he gotta lotttaa respect for donald but u put him on a treadmill he gonna beat you he take the double knockout he gotta get the biggest fights he can he hard worker he can take a beatin

she's kinda hot you think i got a chance with her?

word

there are probably goofs ITT that bought it, explain yourselves

so how does this work with his ufc contract

do they get a cut?

otherwise why wouldn't he just keep doing this?

or is this why dana is mad cause he went and did this without asking

bloodyelbow.com/2017/1/28/14428302/dana-white-responds-to-conor-mcgregor-f-the-ufc-instagram-post-floyd-mayweather

>“I've always shown Conor nothing but respect & if he wants to go down that road with us. Let me tell you, it'll be an epic fall.”

Daddy Dana is gonna remind Conor just how exclusive the UFC's contract is, and strip him of his belt for running his mouth.

HOORHAY MASVILLADAL IS A FUCKING SAVAGE! HES GOT THAT IMMIGRANT MENTALITY! HE DRINKS GATOR BLOOD AND SHIT U AINT BEATING THIS GUY FOR 2 OR 3 FIGHTS

Conor can't cross with ufc, he is depends on ufc and if needed ufc can refuse his lunacy until managable terms.

i show love for my niggas mane

so big he could slap you with it and give you CTE

>Offer $100 mill and you're damn right I'll sit on the bench another year

Does Conor do more good for the sport of MMA than bad?

>Herb Dean stops the fight and then lets Cerrone keep fighting when he was clearly struggling to stay conscious

THE BLACK GUY WHATS HIS NAME???? WHATS HIS NAME??? GAYNNOU...HE'S GOT THAT IMMIGRANT MENTALITY LEMME TELL YA. LEFT CONGO TO COME FIGHT IN THE UFC HES LIKE OVEREEM WITH ELK BLOOD. LET HIM FIGHT STIOPIC NEXT!

his shtick is certainly getting old. he could have been the vegeta of real life too

He is arguably and unironically the worst thing to happen to the sport

>Korean Zombie back next week

It's been too fucking long

explain

Young Jamie, why you trappin' so hard?
Why these niggas cappin' so hard?
Why you got a twelve car garage?
Why you pullin' all these rappers cards?
'Cause these niggas pussy and I'm hard
I turn that fucking soft into some hard
I grew up in the streets without no heart
I'm praying to my Glock and my card

ufc created this, nobody to blame but hue eff see

He's terrified of losing to Khabib/Tony.

the real loser in all of this is wme img

how did they not see this coming? they bought at the worst time, literally at the peak, thinking it would continue, when they had no clue that all the fighters were trying to copy mcgregor

now we have like 3 weight classes that are tied up

I hope the ufc fails

fertittas laughing for eternity

caved into the pressure of the colorado home crowd
same with bisbong silva, except he recovered

>fertittas laughing for eternity
this, wme paid way too much

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for the love of god please post more sexy Valentina content. I have the biggest crush on this slav-spic.

I can't wait to root against this faggot in his next fight. Saying "..fuck you..." to everyone on his way to a ppv interview, what a greedy potato dindu.

>Featherweight division completely ruined
>lightweight division on similar path
>championship belts are devalued to majority of fans
>Champs subsequently avoid defending because the reward no longer outweighs the risk

Can I get an Ngannou TKO webm?

Also

>unironically admitting you watched no tape on Masvidal

I think Conor made a huge mistake saying fuck ufc, Dana wasn't pleased and Dana is a real powerful player and influence for this new company.