Enter your room

>enter your room
>see this
what do?

hit that shit mate

Get this AIDS whore the fuck off of my property.

...Shall I fetch a rug?

sell her body and buy bitcoins

>rape
>tie
>gag
>hide in basement for future use
We're all moral until we're alone with temptation...

I would get that shit outta there....damn pc looks like a windows 95

I live alone so shoot her in the back of the head and call the cops/ dead crack whore removal

>Open wallet
>Pull out condom
>Wear condom
>Go to kitchen
>Get butter
>Go back to room
>Substitute lube with butter
>Proceed to fuck stranger in the ass

Definitely smell her exposed butt

...

replace this pc with something that came out in the last decade.

Get sharpies.
Stuff her butt.
Take pictures and put shoe on her head.
Post pictures for Anons.

What? You wouldn't?

>Finger it
>Fist it
>Invite all the young boys in the neighborhood to form a line and charge $1ea for their own private sex education lesson
>Mount anally, lubed with little boy cum
>Fist her while mounting anally
>Mount her with the dog
>Place her on hay bail in barn
>Mount her with the horse
>Get under her
>Put dick in her ass, horse in Vagoo
>Achievement Unlocked: DP Horse Creampie
>Strap her under horse belly, send him out to pasture to wander the hills

yes and hurry up woodhouse

God damn it mom, you've got to start taking it easy with the booze...
*unzips*

>user goes on a date
>Do you have any fantasies?
>Hmmmm. No.

kek

>Exit my room
>Quietly and calmly get gun
>Wake her if she is unconscious
>Point at her
>"Get your clothes on and get the fuck out of my house"
>A job well done.

>Check pulse/breathing
>Try to wake her up
>If she's solidly alive but unconscious, slip on my last condom, lube up, and cum in like forty seconds because I haven't had sex in two years.

Put her in the stocks and let the whole village have at her overnight.

Sorry sis nothin personal

>make sure it's a trap before a nail it

Haha thatbwould nevr happens guys, plus most of us woundnt do shit other than the right thang, turn around

>kekkles

dead bodies attract ants. do you want ants? cause that's how you get ants.

How did my doggos not notice this? Into the bin my disease ridden crack whore. It's the police's job to shoot you.

>Assess the situation in the most calm manner I can
>Find out if she is still alive or in need of medical treatment (3 years field medicine training)
>Call the police

It's naturally the right thing to do.

Tell her that despite of my homosexuality, it is my duty as a guy to penetrate her with my penis, and her duty as a female slave to be penetrated by any penis regardless of age, sexual preferences, or even species.
Then of course I call the police and tell them she tried to rape me so I had to murder her in legitimate self defence.

Get on that crt monitor to relive vidya memories

Call 911 of course

This guy faced his demons long ago

Turn 180 degrees and walk backwards.

Get a new PC and fast.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

If alive, rape while unconscious, if dead call last person to see me, confirm they will back up alibi, slip on condom, rape dead body, call police for clean up after disposal of condom.

Leave, I've already been here.

...

>Wonder why the fuck I have that kind of computer in my room
>Go to electronics store to get a new one
>Also change the blanket
>Change the curtain
>Browse Sup Forums on new computer
>Feel satisfaction because my room now looks fabulous

wake up cry a little go back to sleep like every other night

Continue

Smell
Touch
Fap
Fuck

Continue where I left off

Not again.

Wow. This came on my 200Mhz IBM Aptiva with the Quantum Bigfoot 2gb hard drive and 24mb ram.
>tilt

then you would be walking towards her

be confused because thats not my room, and i wouldnt know where she came from or who she is.

Bring out the tattoo needle and have her wake up with a surprise on her ass!

idiot

>enter your room
>see this
what do?

>Wow. This came on my 200Mhz IBM Aptiva with the Quantum Bigfoot 2gb hard drive and 24mb ram.
Fail being an oldfag quoting this.
Fail me an oldfag recognizing this.
Whomever spent more on whiskey and strippers this month wins.

vomit on spaghetti

Good camera angles hiding the harness on her back so the noose does not constrain her neck.

Get my bat.

Ola pinata !!

>are you wearing my bra?
>proceed to get brothers gun
>tell her to write the date on tits
>take pic and use as a time stamp for tits or gtfo for the rest of the day

No, it's computer generated. Look it up.

Take her socks off and fuck her feet
>footfag