I'm currently trapped in my room and I can't get out.
>wake up to annoying mum and sister barging in room
>need my fucking sleep cunt
>get up and slam the door shut hard in muh rage
>go to sleep wake up an hour later to mum screaming
>user WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE THE DOOR IS JAMMED
>mfw i slammed it so hard the metal inside the door lodged
>hands bleed trying to open the door to no avail
>the harder my mum shoves the door, the more twisted the metal becomes
>mum freaking out and won't talk to me
>this was over two hours ago
Where's the fucking fire brigade m8
I'm currently trapped in my room and I can't get out
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just unscrew the hinge or pull the pin out...
Call someone you fucking twat
Or jump out of a window
You think pins can be pulled out by hand? What kind of 1930s house you live in
Look on the bright side, at least you have internet access.
Tell her to stop freaking out and call the fire brigade
I have nothing to unscrew the hinge with
I live on the third floor of a block of flats and my phone is not in this room kek
I think she did but knowing her she told them not to rush
Post pic of door?
I've got nothing except this shitty webcam to take a pic with, my phones not here lmfao it just looks normal anyway rn I've been bending the metal back with a spoon. It's this bit that's lodged inside the door frame, door still looks normal overall
Can't your mum call someone for you? Does she hate you that much?
How long has it been since the door is shut tho?
I hear her fucking laughing in the other room, who the fuck knows. She had to cancel work because of this so I'm p sure I'm gonna get slapped kek
Around 3 hours most likely
lol rip user, wish you all the best
thanks m8 I'm just glad I don't need a piss
You can just piss out the window who gives a shit kek
kek
What kind of shit house do you live in where people just barge in while you're sleeping?
Share a room with my sister
IN B4 wincest posts
Please tell us you fucked her.
Yep welcome to blocks of flat built in communist era in some parts of Europe...
Now monitoring this threat for research purposes
I'm a girl and I'm 10 years older than her no thanks
Lesbian Wincest?
use a rod like a pencil and knock it with something hard, hammer ideally.
Doesn't matter fam.
I'm not into loli m8
post tits
well now you can get some sleep right?
but we are. Do it for us. Nobody cares about 'you'
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nah
please?
You said it has been 3 fucking hours since your locked in the room, where's the fire brigade?
"I have nothing to unscrew the hinge with"
if the pins are on your side of the door you can get out, if you really want too.
post tits an we let you out of your room
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Give address and we can call the fire brigade bud ;)
This. It's not that hard to kick down a door. Wear shoes if you can
is it wooden or metal?
The door doesn't open outwards, the frame stops it, there's no way I can kick it down
Wooden
sounds like you're fucked user.
Pretty much.
kick it and tell me what it sounds like
with a shoe if possible
Errr like a door? You can hear the metal lodged in the frame a little bit
could you audio record it with a phone or something?
OP take a pic with your webcam of the door.
my phone isn't here sorry it's in the living room. idk wtf my mum is doing
you could start a fire and burn down the door
would call the fire brigade
kek
any audio equipment connected to your computer?
Post pictures of your room OP
Also post pictures of your battlestation
Get your mum to slide your phone under the door user
Mom die if no reply
Literally looks normal when you look at it, the webcam quality is rly shit so you can't see the lodged metal in the door
oh canada!
Or as the mum to send us tits. WE realy need to see tits for a better motivation
Gaps too thin, my phone is a thicc boi
i would rather have traps but eh, good enough
can you see the bolts retracting when you push down the handle?
Give us a room tour in the meantime with your shitty webcam
Dubs decide
break the door down
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Well, all you can do now is wait for the brigade, your mom did call them right?
fag can't even lurk right
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what is the metal anyways
Tf is this bait?
Incoming room tour guys, might as well
Hey, you got a PC and no normies within like, 10 meters from you. What are you complaining about?
that triforce thread was worse
There is no door, op is homeless and has to feed a thread to eat tonight
any windows?
nice, thanks op
fuck you cunt
Or OP is trying to break into som poor guys home
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break out of window?
Alright now show us your piss bottles or cum rags or waifu pillows
Che fucking Guevara? I hope you don't get to leave
>worn out meme
summer fag detected
these tits are good enough motivation
show us the uderwear drawer
>commie flag
What are your political leanings OP? Are you actually a filthy commie?
too kind, ive only been here for two weeks
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don't post memes with watermarks
I do it for the meme guys cmon
GUYS ITS A FEMALE. DUBS DEMANDS TITS
tits cmon