Amy Schumer destroyed a sexist heckler with the perfect response

>Amy Schumer just delivered a masterclass in how to deal with catcalling.
>The comic – who should be pretty near the top of most people's 'hero' lists – was performing a live show in Stockholm, Sweden, when an oh-so-charming member of the audience yelled "Show us your tits!"

>[...]She then stated: "If you yell out again, you're going to be yelling 'Show us your tits' to people in the parking lot, because you're going to get thrown out, Motherf***er." Ouch.
The guy – stupidly – decided to ignore her and carry on shouting, to which Schumer swiftly saw that he was escorted out of the venue.
How does it feel, Sup Forums?

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>Male comic gets yelled at
>Heckled
>Female comic gets yelled at
>Catcalling

How is that the perfect response?
It's not really funny at all.

At the end of the day I'm an extremely good looking male with bright prospects and she's a fat bitch that provides me with entertainment

feels alright

>The comic – who should be pretty near the top of most people's 'hero' lists

>provides me with entertainment

Does she though?

a bit gassy

>in Stockholm, Sweden
>this happening
cool

>>[...]She then stated: "If you yell out again, you're going to be yelling 'Show us your tits' to people in the parking lot, because you're going to get thrown out, Motherf***er." Ouch.

That isn't a comeback. It's just someone who can't take the banter.

>"I'll have you thrown out"
>a masterclass

Drivel

>female comic has to resort to poorly staged "epic ownage" with youtube-tier writing to try and keep herself in the press.

would be a more accurate version.

>who should be pretty at the top of people's hero list

What the fuck has she done to deserve that?

>Get heckled
>Can't think of anything funny
>Ask him what he does, how old he is, etc.
>Still can't think of anything funny
>Just kick him out
HAHA GOT 'EM!

That was the most unfunny "response" to heckling I've ever seen. Even if she said something basic like "Show us your dick" and then tack on "I can't tell if you are or not" it would have been a little better. Her response just seems like she's calling security over.

Sup Forums BTFO

>p-please kick him out i cant think of anything funny
Wow 10/10 such a funny comedian

Usually comics destroy hecklers with a remark that is both witty and mean. This is the first I've heard of one calling security.

>who should be pretty near the top of most people's 'hero' lists

You tried Amy

I'm glad they thrown him out.
Only a mentally ill would want to see her pancake tits.

>as apposed to actually being clever enough to use the opportunity to add some top quality bantz to her show..
youtube.com/watch?v=yHP0f3fSzcs

>an Arab harassing women in Sweden

I'm surprised the crowd didn't just start calling Amy schumer a racist and screaming about how she needed to be more considerate of the Muslim culture

Kek this
Bitch obviously wanted to use something for a comeback but that requires a bit of wit and humour.

I actually laughed

Shes a fat white female liberal. Thats an American hero.

She somehow managed to be less witty than the guy screaming "Show us your tits"
And she calls herself a fucking comedian.

>Only a mentally ill would want to see her pancake tits.
He'd been trapped in there with her too long, he must have developed stockholm syndrome.

at?

When was the last time someone asked to see a male comedian's tits?

ITT: Fat neckbeard MRAs get triggered by a strong, independent woman and bitch and whine about it on Sup Forums

>>[...]She then stated: "If you yell out again, you're going to be yelling 'Show us your tits' to people in the parking lot, because you're going to get thrown out, Motherf***er." Ouch.
>ouch
This is the gayest thing ever.


>going to an gamy ghumer concert

>staged a heckler to get attention
>cant even come up with a funny line when given prep time

???

Heh

>Amy Schumer destroyed a sexist heckler
>"THROW HIS ASS OUT HE'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE!"

Yeah, really epic response there.

>Usually comics destroy hecklers with a remark that is both witty and mean. This is the first I've heard of one calling security.
I've literally never seen anyone do it, you're supposed to respond to heckling in a way that either makes fun of the dude and makes it clear that he'll get ridiculed even more if he continues, or if it's particularly nasty heckling, something that shames him greatly in front of the rest of the audience.

In any case, this is symptomatic of the general feminist, but not just feminist, female, etc. but the general modern person who is a whiny bitchy sociopathic piece of shit, way to deal with things, they just tattle on you basically. The person-to-person settlement of affairs is basically dead, and now government or whoever is the most immediate authority serves as the proxy, and since they know that the ones who are in power will benefit from tattling a lot more than actually being a complete human who can settle their affairs with another human, that's become their first response.

Sweden bringing the anti-bantz

youtube.com/watch?v=iCZceDUx4bQ
there's also a radio interview where he explains he had a bit to drink and did it for the lulz, basically

seriously. fucking kramer knows how to deal with a heckler better than amy schumer. I respect her sketch comedy show, and her movie trainwreck was surprisingly good, but she should stay away form live stand up.

Pure anti-heckling kino

>white male
actually no kek

#smashthepatriarchy

>white

Why would someone ask that? Men don't have tits. Heckling is tailored to the person on stage you raving cuntbox.

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>Men don't have tits.
Most do nowadays.

Does she have 0 self awareness? I honestly think Chuck Schumer paid someone to write this retard a standup routine.

>Men don't have tits.
But okay - when was the last time someone asked to see a male comedian's abs
penis
ass
back striations

Probably not very often because it wouldnt be a good heckle. However male comedians do get called fags on stage, Ive seen jimmy carr handle it well,

WOW HOLY SHIT

Sup Forums and woman haters completely BTFO

Yeah, and that's called heckling. Insulting a woman isn't catcalling, that's the aftermath of failed catcalling (i.e. all catcalling).
The user I replied to was saying that this was just heckling not catcalling. I'm saying he's wrong. I'm glad you agree with me.

i dont understand what point youre trying to make. I mean, youre obviously retarded because youre a desperate tripfag who gets no attention in real life. But beyond that, male comedians get heckled all the time, just like female comedians. And the heckles are meant to unnerve the person using their personal qualities. Like calling people names, ugly, short, fat, faggot, or whatever personal shit. People are mean to comedians on stage. Thats why the best ones are the ones that can always silence a heckler people are hesitant to do it

>build career on being a slag
>fan tries to banter with you implying he boned you
>clearly meant in good fun
>set butthurt to nuclear and publicly humiliate him

H E R O
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How was it that he was heard so clearly?Do they have a mic on every one in the crowd at all times?Also who is he?

how was Sup Forums btfo? the guy's brown

In Delirious some woman yelled "show us your ass"

>Does she have 0 self awareness? I honestly think Chuck Schumer paid someone to write this retard a standup routine.
Hey, protip, women can be sociopathic cunts too.

why are tripfags always such delusional fucking retards? Asking to see her tits is the definition of a heckle. Its an interruption meant to throw the comic off their set. What planet are you on?

Get the fuck outta here, Carlos.

>Amy Schumer
>who should be pretty near the top of most people's 'hero' lists

Have standards really fallen so low?

Dang she called a brick mofugga, she's a bigger hero than the firefighters at wtc tbqhwyfmlmldngdng

They say there are no heroes left in man, but it's okay, Amy Schumer is a strong, successful, beautiful, independent woman and she's beating the boys at their own game!

[Insert picture of Amy Schumer stepping on a man with a heeled foot and sitting on another]

>Masterclass

Jesus Christ articles like this nauseate me. A competent comic capable of ad-libbing would just tear a heckler apart. Think Richard Pryor, Bill Burr, Bill Hicks, etc. Just eviscerated them in front of an audience.

The best this fat cow can do is employ men to drag hecklers out of the building and that's supposed to be a 'masterclass'?

>Not "I'll kick you out" but "I'll have you kicked out"

What a beta little bitch

youtube.com/watch?v=uo63MzO1zDM

That's how you deal with a heckler.

Jesus Christ, tripfags are such cancer.

Kys, my man.

guy got roasted hard

if it was a male comedian he would just make mom jokes or a fart joke

She did him a favor.

You claimed it was unfair to distinguish this from mere heckling by calling it catcalling. You made that claim. What point were you trying to make by doing that?

Men don't get catcalled on stage, women do. Both men and women are heckled. Where is the disconnect for you? Why did you feel like piece of language in the article was worth highlighting?
so your answer is "once".
I'm running out of patience with you - catcalling can be heckling. A cushion can be yellow and round - just because someone says it's yellow doesn't mean they're saying it's not also round.

Do people actually find her attractive or was the movie just a ruse

and the madman actually did it, well sorta, in his latex suit anyway
>femishit tripcancer btfo

Literally nothing you've written here makes sense. It's not heckling it's an insult because the words he used were, gaspshockhorror, about boobs! OMG how can anyone talk about boobs in 2016!

Here's a tip, we don't want you here. We hate everyone and will insult and heckle and bully anyone we want by saying anything we want.

Now go tweet about how you were harassed and raped today you useless cum receptacle.

You're alright, Norr.

>"WAAAAH I'll throw you out"
>masterclass

Shut up or we will find and rape you. Then we'll rape your family too.

I miss 1980's era Eddie.

I still rewatch Delirious and Raw all the time and they're still funny.

>post 2009 poster
>calling anyone else cancer
dae anonymoose is lejun?? xD
no you

>at least I think she was talking to me
>I wasn't the only one there
A double comeback.

Now that's how you handle hecklers.

It's more noteworthy that it's about the usual middle easterner molesting a white woman without giving a fuck.
Schumer was scared of confronting him without being called racist.
It would be problematic for a Hillary supporter.

>99% of comics get heckled and they respond humourously making the heckler looking like a wanker that's way out of his league
>get heckled and get security to throw them out

i'd be genuinely disappointed if i were there and that happened desu

(((WHITE)))

I read about this in the Murdoch media three days ago.

>stronk womyn comedian performing
>heckled
>lame comeback
>gets men to kick heckler out of venue
>le stronk womyn gets spammed by Jew owned media
>please forget about what's happening in Syria

Yeah. And you can call any case of heckling racism or harassment or intimidation or whatever label you want to put on it. Regardless of how you qualify it its a textbook case of heckling you dumb cunt

lol how did I just know you faggots would be talking about this.

>Acknowledging an aussie shitposting virgin
At this point it's on you. Just filter him, I did and the quality of this board went up 8%.

But why do you care if it's called catcalling, when it obviously is?

Can't watch Raw anymore, divorce shit is just too real

it's a total cop out

probably isn't witty enough to come up with something unscripted

Why do people tripfag? How fucking pathetic and desperate must you be in real life to cry for attention on an anonymous image board? What is wrong with these people?

But more to fucking moronic point, sure, women are catcalled when they are heckled more than men. And men are intimidated with violence on stage more than women. Whats your fucking point? Its just heckling. Stop trying to invent a new classification just because it happened to a girl

It's not even fair to compare English and American bants though

>get warned
>still fuck yourself

Come one, senpai.

I dont know who youre responding to but I dont care if its called catcalling heckling. As long as we classify every case of heckling then. Racist heckling, fat shaming heckling, gender shaming heckling, etc.

>And men are intimidated with violence on stage more than women.
I don't think that's true.

how does it feel to know she wont ever have her own tv show again or be in a movie. that she is toxic to ratings and wasnt smart enough to actually become famous before being a tard

The first post in this thread Don't worry user. I'm sure if a mexican MALE comedian had a slur yelled at him the news would describe it as a racist attack.

If this is somehow relative to your life you should prob kill yourself

Seriously though you should end it cause life is about orgasms, drugs, beer and alcohol and making money. Not worrying about someone who had their feelings hoit cause of someone else. That's just stupid

She'll have a career in the Democrat party thanks to her uncle.

ive never seen a woman called out to a parking lot at an improv but ive seen it happen like 3 times to guys on stage and ive only been to a handful
>anecdotal evidence
just saying

just shut the fuck up already

okay. so is that what you want to happen? We start turning standard heckling into another oppression olympics event? Because if not, theres literally no reason to qualify this case of heckling as something more just because shes a woman