Just woke up and my dick appears missing

Just woke up and my dick appears missing.
Wat do?

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Did you look under the bed?

Post nudes thats what do

Have fun without it

KYS, no dick no life

Live a happier life than I ever will

Share us some pussy fam

Sharpie in pooper

Live a pampered life of luxury and pleasure, find a chad thunderloins and get my brain fucked out

Clean your room

Since when do men where pyjama shorts? Fucking faglord.

Depends do you have a vag?

Timestamp of youre a lying fag

I got you fam!

Not op but i wear pajama shorts at night
You're the faggot

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This is relevant to your situation.

masturbate and dump photos... naturaly

>Not op but i wear pajama shorts at night

No two-ways about it: you are a faglord.

Newfag

Hush now, faglord.

Post dick pics

post more pics and a time stamp

>vagina
disgusting

Your dick isn't missing if it appears.

so witty it doenst even matter u dont speak english :P