Movie is longer than 90 minutes

>Movie is longer than 90 minutes.

>Movie is not 4 hours long

thats a good pepe

>Movie requires brain usage

>movie

>Action movie longer than 2 hours

>romantic subplot shoehorned in

>he saves the love of his life

>it's better in theatres

>87 mins

Do mainstream movies even stop at the double digits anymore?

>I preferred the book

>15 minute "China scene"

>tv series with more than 30 episodes in total

>sitcom with less than 100 episodes

truly everything whats wrong with todays movies + credits in the first 5-10 minutes. Like anyone cares about your special snowflake feelings mr/s director

>You and what army?
>This army!

>Movie tittel appears at the end of the movie

>the final boss is cgi

>the kino is shorter than 180 minutes

>Act 2 was the same length as Act 1

>download Captain America Civil War
>150 minutes

Jesus fucking Christ how am I suppose to stay focused for that long on a fucking capeshit movie.

>no 1.5 speed screening in local theater

I live a short drive away from that theatre.

>movie is longer than 30 minutes

>wastes time with helicopter flyover intro with text on the screen

>Movie has four plotlines happening at once

>movie has more than 5 characters

>Korean movie
>They all have the same hairstyle

I get that this is a meme thread but fuck Korea for this. I can fuck with Chinese and Japanese movies just fine but the fucking Korean's all look alike.

>movie is two inches long

>character nurses hangover after drinking

>main character has friends and a girlfriend

the first scene is the endscene, the whole movie a flashback

>main character is the narrator so you know he won't die

what is this from?

>end credits
>movie still continues

>dragged out, boring opening credits

>It's a everything South of the Rio Grande is constantly bathed in a piss filter scene

>movie was made before 1995

Interstellar

>Main character has a loving family, friends and a boyfriend

movie series with more than 3 movies

>film is a flick

>character is completely happy with their life

>watching the complete film adaption takes longer than reading the book

>Film starts.

>movie is shorter than 90 minutes
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Casino.

>received_10209868151013932.jpg

user, have you been trading rare pepes?

>movie is a "timeless classic"

Critics say that Civil War is a masterpiece.

I went to go and see it in the cinema and no joke I was almost asleep by the end of it, just boring CGI fight scenes with cringe and completely boring plot

If it's a comedy I'm just straight up not going to watch it. No movie can be consistently funny for that long and if a movie is consistently funny then my jaw muscles are going to hurt after about half an hour of solid laughter.

If Arrested development: the movie would be made, that would probably keep you laughing throughout

>Movie is longer than 90 minutes.
>and you have a small bladder

>friend recomends movie
>turns out to actually be a flick

>piss yourself in the middle of the movie
>wagie has to clean up your piss stained seat

>Piss in cup during movie
>"accidentally" spill it on someone as you leave

>extra scene during/after the credits

>for you

>Arrested development
>funny

>Movie is longer than 150 minutes

In all seriousness, I have never seen a movie longer than 150 that didn't feel at least 15 minutes too long. Some even an hour. This especially applies to Tarantino and Scorsese flicks, as well as countless "classics" like Gone With The Wind and Ben Hur. Call me a pleb all you want, but deep down you know I'm right.

Name five exciting movies. I'm really curious.

American Beauty.

>Movie starts with a narration

best pepe

>needs "jokes" cued by laugh tracks in order to understand comedy

Are people born after 1991 truly the worst?

War Dogs

>Movie starts with text.

>burton's style bat
>no yellow oval
6.5/10 pepe.

Anything longer than 120 minutes is too much for me, no matter how good the movie is.

Me and Mitch and the Dying Bitch

>attempt to do this
>cinema guard approaches me and makes me drink the whole cup of still bubbling piss
>he was smug during the whole ordeal and kicked me out when I had drinked it all

>Not tipping the cinema guard

>drinked

>movie starts

>interesting opening credits with great music and cinematography

Have you seen Lawrence of Arabia?

>Babel

not really interested in sand people muzzie movies

>catched

>movie has no sound

Could have been half an hour shorter, easily.

>movie has no colours

>Action movie longer than 2 hours
>Sweaty and exhausted by the end of it because of all the action

>Movie has two opening credit sequences

That's what I call a good movie. Nowadays there must be atleast one person of color featured

It could have been a sentence on a tissue but my point was that it didn't feel too long. Every scene has its place and purpose. It's long but it's just as long as it has to be.

I don't really think it's too long, but I like the first half far better than the second.

>movie has no tie-in comic books

>thread is longer than 90 posts

That Batman looks kind of funny

>Frogposting is still a thing in 2016

>thread has more than 50 Pepes

>movie is based around a interracial couple

>thread has more than 0,55:1 pepe ratio

>alt-right frog

You missed one.

>posts alt-right frog
>actually an anarchist

dumb frogposters