ITT we come up with ideas for terrible Simpsons episodes

ITT we come up with ideas for terrible Simpsons episodes

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Flanders rapes Lisa.

The Simpsons visit Florida and accidentally kill an alligator turning the whole state against them

a clip show with songs in it

A celebrity visits Springfield and has wacky adventures with America's favourite yellow family

An episode in which they are never afraid, as they have stories for years.

Baby made a boom boom
>homer signs up for black people meet
>hilarity ensues

A political episode where Lisa corrects the record

We don't need to they already did. See season10 onwards

Are you trying to get people to copypaste the plot summaries of recent episodes or something? I can't come up with worse ideas than what has already been aired.

Lisa starts a sucessfull blog about the inviroment

An Episode where it is revealed that Principal Skinner is an impostor and the real principal was his superior in Vietnam

>Homer was in Nirvana
>Frank Grimes has a son who avenges his death

top kek

Homer goes into space

Homer creates much beloved long running cartoon, deliberately starts shitting on best aspects of the cartoon and openly mocks his audience for complaining.

Simpsons and Archer cross over episode where Pam is Kill and Homer in a wig has to take up the job of resident overweight sexual predator.

Homer and Archer make gay. Nothing is referenced in next episode.

Lisa starts wearing Niqabs as sign of solidarity with Muslim women and everybody learns a valuable lesson which is rammed down our throats in the last three minutes.

Marge changes her hairstyle, has a lifestyle change that at first is exciting but then she grows tired of, a freak electrical accident restores her hair back to normal.

I don't think I even finished that bob's burgers crossover episode.

bob's burgers is honestly boring outside of Schaal's character

Homer discovers the joys of auto-erotic transvestism, turning that joke they made one time into a full length fucking episode.

This seems very likely to happen 2beeH
The writers have turned Lisa into quite the little liberal

>a freak electrical accident
This is the most Simpsons a plot has ever been

No way, Gene is almost as good as her, fuck he's charismatic.
And Tina is like the most realistic Horse Girl in TV history: that weird mix of dorkishness and teenage sexuality, it's like a fucking documentary.

All the kids in that show act like real kids, just with cartoonish hyperbole.

Lisa decides to file abuse charges against Milhouse after he plucks up the courage to kiss her.

>Lisa episone
>Lisa meets travyon, a 45 black man that teaches her about her privilege. >Lisa loses virginity.
>Homer and Marge have a crisis but at the end Homer finds out that watching your wife getting fuck can save your wedding
>Bart finds out he was a she the whole time

>homer stumbles on a Sup Forums based imageboard
>doesn't realize it's anonymous so he puts his real name as his username
>gets tricked into deleting system 32
>calls Lisa for help and he explains to her what happen
>Lisa goes on a rant about how he shouldn't be on that site because they're evil and hate women
>Bart over hears this and says to himself "evil, eh?"
>goes on it
>becomes a btard
>starts calling classmates slang words he learned from the site and everyone's impressed
>meets a girl off of there who ends up being a trap
>episode ends with Bart marrying the trap and gives a speech how trannies are better than girls

Classic Simpsons had plenty of outlandish storylines. It was the quality of jokes that made the show great, regardless of the plot. Homer going into space is stupid; every man in Springfield belonging to a secret cult is stupid. It was great writing within those outlandish episodes that sustained the show.

Episode to episode of zombie Simpsons, there are very few jokes. It sounds like a silly thing to say, but it's true. The writing team stopped writing jokes. And the ones that are in there are really bad.

This all happens in the same episode

Grandpa becomes transexual ala Caitlin Jenner
Marge divorces Homer, lives with her sisters. She becomes a lesbian and accidently falls in love with Patty. Selma gets jealous so she falls in love with Marge
It's implied Homer kills himself
Lisa goes to Calais to help with the migrants crisis and falls in love with Abdul
Bart falls in love with Milhouse
Moe falls in love with Maggie

It's 2016

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>Hipsters comes to Springfield
>Suddenly Moe's gargoylesque looks pass for trendy and sexy
>ggets pussy thrown at him day and night, his dick is bruised from so much fucking
>Lenny and Carl stop bathing, start growing bears, start listening to Mumford and Sons and to their old vinyls
>Moe stops getting pussy, when he asks why, Lindsy Nagle says
>"You're tooo tooo handsome."
Everything is back to normal now, the end.

Lisa starts a school club that teaches the pros of veganism, Buddhism and whatever other shtick they tacked on to her in later seasons. It would just be 20 minutes of Lisa and a few other students getting really preachy and trying to make everyone into a Lisa clone.

Side story is Homer bangs his head and becomes a competent worker at the power plant. He spends all the time working hard until the last minute where another bang on the head turns him back to his usual self.

a pov episode from maggies pov where she gets into lots of wacky situations and fatal near-misses!

Only a matter of time

yep

So that's the, what? 4th time he and Marge get married?

The story-lines were outrageous, the difference was the characters motivations felt real or at least true enough to the characters we knew.
The problem over the last 15 years is they will literally change the character to suite this week's episode.

Flanders was always meant to be just a good guy, so of course good things happened to him. He was never meant to be a dogmatic religious fundamentalist, he was meant to be a GOOD christian.

This sounds like something they would actually do.

>Side story is Homer bangs his head and becomes a competent worker at the power plant. He spends all the time working hard until the last minute where another bang on the head turns him back to his usual self.
sounds like the crayon in the brain episode

>implying that those hacks writing now won't recycle the same plot at least once every 5 seasons

Mr Burns is actually gay but and he knows Smithers is in love with him but Burns doesnt find him attractive. Mr Burns frequently has flings with that Texas oil tycoon and one day Smithers finds out. This gives Smithers the courage to confront Burns. Burns is attracted to his aggression and falls in love with Smithers. They get married in the power plant

I can see this happening

Simpsons adopt a family of Syrian refugees.
The son convinces Lisa to leave Springfield, join Isis and live in Aleppo.

Side story of Marge teaching the wife western ways, and homer taking the husband under his wing.
Ends with Bart beheading principal Skinner.

Homer get iPad

all the springfield kids go crazy over pokemon go and sideshow mel uses it to try and kill bart by luring him out meanwhile lisa starts a pokemon rights movement

>sideshow mel
sorry it's been 5000 years since i watched the simpsons.

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

Last scene... Bart kicks Skinner's head like a soccer ball, it rolls down to Chalmers feet
>Skiiiiner. The night before Parent Teacher Night, and you go and get yourself beheaded. There's still a pile of report cards that needs the Princple's comments, now drag your head over there and get to it
Skinner head clutches a pen with his now prehensile tongue
>I... I... I'll get right on it sir
Rolls away to his office.

>sideshow mel
That would be 10 times more unexpected and sinister and I now want to see this.

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Marge ties up Homer and ball-gags him. She ten cuts his dick and balls off with a pair of scissors and sucks them after sticking the scissors into his butt.

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EVERY FUCKING TIME

Just watch any of them from the last twenty (20) years.

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Bart gets in to bitcoin mining, but Mr Burns steals his hard drive worth millions. Bart has to hook up with 10 of his schoolfriends to break in to Burns' mansion and retrieve the hard disk in an Ocean's Eleven parody.

>terrible

>a new virtual reality game that sounds suspiciously like Pokemon Go, but isn't even wittily named, game starts taking Springfield by storm
>Bart starts making mad money catching pokemon... I mean Pocket creatures for the other school kids... A mysterious masked stranger soon becomes Bart's biggest customer
>It turns out it's Skinner, total repeat of the episode where Bart uses Skinner because he's dating Patty.
>No explanation for why a grown man vemently opposed to anything even remotely entertaining would even own a smartphone, let alone start playing Pokemo... I mean Pocketcreatures Go in the first place.

MR. GROANING YOU BETTER HAVE MY CHECK IN THE MAIL YOU LONGHAIRED MILLIONAIRE HIPPIE!

Springfield is subject to a muslim terrorist attack, where there are hundreds of victims. The rest of the episode is HYPER REALISTIC close-ups of the carnage.

>Mr. Burns 'can computer real good' now for no reason in this episode
>Lisa Saarkesian get's involved in Gamergate parody
>Turns out Burns did Gamergate
>Next episode he's a Luddite again

Major characters killed though?

Is it like that creepypasta

>and the family's just crying as we look at Bart's mangled lifeless corpse drawn in hyper detail, his cheek bones piercing through his skin
>Marge just keeps crying about her son, she can't even hold Lisa when she tries to console her?

Or is it just background characters... and Hans Moleman

>Allu Akbar
>Oh no... not the snackbar?
BOOM!

>Moe falls in live with Maggie.

B-b-but that's been done.

Hyper-realistic gore is always a trademark of crappypasta for cartoon shows.

How about a crazy wedding?

Yeesh! Those are terrible. Thank god they'd never insult their fans by doing anything that stupid.

They did

>they'd never insult their fans
Never ever ever.
Not like they satirize them on the show either.

Lady Gaga shows up to teach Lisa a lesson

>Disco Stu loses his groove after disco-nostalgia sweeps Springfield and crashes at the Simpson's house while trying to figure out a new thing for himself.

>Guest-starring John Travolta as himself.

Put Lady Gaga in a simpsons episode was literally the worst thing the have ever done...

Every episode about Lisa is fucking shit

>while trying to figure out a new thing for himself.
>John Travolta

It's a thinly veiled Scientology propoganda episode

This is the exact point the simpsons fell apart. It's was the final straw.

Lisa gets an A is pretty funny

It all took place in a dream within a dream within a tattoo.

An episode revolving around Lisa

The old ones are good though

An unwanted pregnancy leads to complications.

Maggie gets grabbed by a gorilla during a visit at the zoo, gorilla gets shot. Lisa is conflicted.

This has series finale written all over it.

I liked one about Grimes' son

>ten school friends
>ten noteworthy Springfield elementary students
>won't be Homer and eight one-joke weirdos (Bumblebee Man, Disco Stu, etc.) helping Bart

Bart gets exposed to the furry fandom and Homer drags him along to a convention, completely misjudging the intent of the group while Bart is horrified.

Marge and Lisa go shoe shopping

Homer goes to work for a super villain but doesn't realise it. With lots of wacky cultural references!

An interstellar parody with homer and lisa

Homer meets Kendrick Lamar and is awoken to the plight of the black man

Meanwhile, Lisa tries to get into Death Grips and fails after trying numerous ways to change her perception of sound, culminating in an avante-garde dream sequence which details the plight of the black man.

>Hillary Clinton passes through Springfield
>Bart breaks into her bus and accidentally leaks all of her emails
>Everyone makes a big deal about it and tries to catch Bart
>Just before he gets caught he bumps into Hillary Clinton
>She pats his head and call him a rascal and that the emails were nothing but her fun motherly cooking recipe's showing us that clinton is just a nice old grandmother who has nothing to hide

Side story
>Donald Trump tries to become business partner with Monty Burns but it falls apart when homer makes a comment about his hands

Can I get my check now?

Homer gets into a fight with Marge over an unnamed progressive celeb. Homer finds out about alt-right MRAs and decides to join them. Horrified by this, Lisa becomes Lena Dunham (who is crudely added on top of the animation early South Park style) and smashes Homer's partiarical attitudes.

Meanwhile Marge fucks off for the entire episode and returns near the end and has some melodramatic monologue about divorce.

Bart does not appear apart from the end dinner scene in which he says to Homer 'haha you were cucked to death old man!'