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Share your secrets with strangers

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Sometimes when I am really tired I go to bed without brushing my teeth

Sometimes poop comes out of my ass

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I enjoyed dota 2

I like to put on shows and be a complete whore for men on Cam whilst my gf is out

I fucked my good friend that's a girl last week. Been friends for ten years. She cried after about her ex saying she wished it never happened. Said she even cried during it which wasn't true since she rode my dick and told me to fun on her ass. We agreed not to do it again and all is well and we made plans for today. She blocked me on social media a few days ago. Tried to kill myself Every night since, because she was one of a few friends I have. Currently it's 1053 am and I've already gone through a six pack, probably kill myself later.

Sorry you have to go through bs like that. Good Luck and may you have a painless death.

Don't be a faggot, you'll be fucking her again in a few weeks.
She'll call you the next time they get in a fight.

Ive always had a crush on my cousin but never acted on anything. I was stayimg with her last night and she was out drinking with friends. I stayed up late hoping to get with one of her drunk friends but she came home smashed by herself. She was really sad and I saw an opportunity. Knowing id never be able to talk her into it, I convinced her to drink with me until ahe passed out and carried her to bed and had my way with her. She woke up the next day too hungover to feel violated. I dont feep any remorse and would do it again at any time I can

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Islamic law requires that you waifu her now.

Even though everyone trashes him, I actually like Andy Sixx.

I write shipping fanfiction, though I'm a horrible writer and seeing other people get showered with praise for writing similar shit destroys my ego.
I listen to girlfriend audios.
I don't drink or smoke because my dad became an addict right around the time I was born
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised. My parents weren't jewish
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn as I find something deeply uncomfortable about both. I last for about thirty seconds to a minute on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my uni classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target.
My mom desperately wants grandkids but I'm pathologically terrified of women and fat/below average girls treat me like shit.
When I was a teenager, I used to do weird/disgusting shit to make my friends laugh. More than once I dropped my pants and danced around because I had a small dick and it made them laugh to see me humiliate myself. I would do anything to make someone like me.
I like the band Echosmith.

i fucked a pig

thats why I need to invite my cousin over.
I also have a little crush on my cousin, but never got any further than pulling out my dick and pressing it against herr buttcheeks when she lied next to me asleep and drunk as fuck.
Planing to talk her into stuff when we both are drunk.

David Cameron?

you at least fucked her.
My best female friend did not talk to me for 4 Month, because she thought I had a crush on her.
I mean: what the fuck?
I still dont get it. We are really close and when she stats thinking I have something more for her, she just ignores me for 4 fucking month?
This was a time lots of whisky was downed.
To lose a good friend is always fucked up, even if it is only for some time.

Just let her get over it and in a few month all is back to normal. Give here a few weeks and you are unblocked.
There is no way to understand women logic...

I talked my gf in to letting her family dog lick her vag and record it for me, also done it with two other girls

I hope you don't kill yourself. Please don't kill yourself because some woman didn't have the emotional foresight to realize she wasn't ready to fuck someone else. This has nothing to do with your deficiencies and everything to do with her making a hasty choice. You got caught up in this user. It's not your fault.

You have just as much a problem as your father if you have it controlling your life in that way man. Find a better reason not to smoke or drink (not against tbh, its good for you on the whole). But don't use that way of thinking man, you have made yourself into a cold turkey addict that way

I don't understand. What is the point of having a girl as a friend?

At the closing ceremony of my previous college i got this drunk and frustrated that i destroyed every single toilet they had.

when doing school work i always delay and put shit off. this isnt all that amazing but the thing is i know i can get all of my work done in maybe an hour. it takes me sometimes 2+ days to do it. im always wanting someone that i respect to say that they are disappointed in me or something and i hate myself because of that

Hey dude, as someone with a number of my own issues, my advice is to get therapy. You said you were at uni, and a lot of colleges in general give free therapy to students. It really helps to talk to someone. There's all kinds of shit that wasn't really on my conscious mind that helped me get through my baggage. I mean, it's not a magic fix or anything, but I think it's a good first step. And really, getting better is just about taking those small steps until one day you realize you can live with yourself.

same has having a male friend: human companionship with worthwhile people.

I see. I haven't been friends with a girl since primary school. That's pretty weird I guess.

film my self having sex with sex dolls, masturbate to the footage later

While drunk i tried to kill a girl because she wouldn't let me kill myself.

After this night i lost all my friends and didn't suceed at killing myself. Probably be dead in a month if im lucky

I've posted this in a few of these threads. Couple years ago I was fucking my aunt for a summer, my mother's sister. She is a personal trainer and the sex was pretty damn awesome. Pic related

Mom fonger car friend

IM am now going to make it my sole purpose in life to find this guys remaining family/home town and send it to everyone!

It's this a public toilet?

Don't kill yourself over that. You got laid, don't worry about her lies. No need to get upset over a female, trust me.

More pictures

I fantasize about double teaming my gf. Last week end while drunk , she wore her bodysuit in front of my best friend. He couldn't get his eyes off her tits!

Following on from the banging best friends theme, I nailed a good friend downstairs in the bathroom while my gf was asleep upstairs. It was pretty good but we were both very drunk. I'd been wanting to fuck her for years and had feelings for her before I met my current gf. At least I got that one out of my system. We agreed it was a drunken mistake and said we'd never talk about it again!

Same

Yes me too. I always thought it would get better but it got worse and I've stopped going to uni now lol.

Greentext please

When I was a kid, some older girls in my neighborhood would take me to their houses and make me practice kissing with them. Sometimes it would escalate to them fondling my dick or making me touch their tits. For about two years they passed me around like a prison bitch. I guess at some point someone must have talked because one day my mom suddenly told me I wasn't allowed to hang out with them anymore. We moved away shortly after.

>be me
>have to go poop as a small kid
>always take big fat log-sized poops
>recall clogging toilets constantly
>could never unclog them, would have to have mom or dad do so
>felt ashamed for multiple years
>dread pooping for multiple years
>finally graduate HS and move out for college
>make up a plan to poop in small trash bin bags and toss them away
>roommate picks up on what i am doing
>back to dreading having to poop
>make up a easier plan to poop and then tear turds into smaller pieces before flushing
>never run into problem but hands always reek of shit
>do this for years, 20 years and counting
>grills and friends have never been suspicious
>only way is to smell my hands bc they reek of shit
>i will never stop tearing my poop apart before flushing
>kill me

yeah it is

Sometimes it's nice to talk to someone with a female perspective. They're wrong but it's still nice.

You did nothing wrong dont kill your self- also was the pussy good?

I have one toilet in my house that I clog with 60% of shits and another closer to 0%. Do you clog literally all toilets every time?

>at a party, drunk
>realize i want to kill myself
>grab a knife and start cutting my arm
>girl stop me
>push her on the floor and strangle her
>She kicked me in the nuts and escape
>wake up next morning, didnt cut enough
>she told the story to everyone and said i tried to rape her (i didnt)
>I am a monster
>No one talks to me anymore
>Failed suicide
>life is shit

She's a fucking smoke show. But she is still one of my great friends and I never wanted to date her not do i ever want to fuck her again. She was my prom date, we went to concerts together, we went all over the place to travel. Her aunt lives across from me. I'm not a beta per say, I've fucked alot of girls but I like to distinguish between a fuck and a friend. I just want my friend back.

Holy shit dude. What caused you to strangle her.

> be closeted pedo/hebephile
> get girlfriend so I'm not lonely
> not very pretty but great personality
> we rarely have sex
> she thinks this is great because she doesn't like sex
> I think this is great because I don't have to deal with the pressure to perform
> everyone thinks we're a great couple
> we are.. Except for no sex
> she thinks I'm respecting her boundaries
> she thinks I have a low sex drive
> she doesn't know that I fap twice a day
> she doesn't know that if she were 14 like my last fwb she would need ice packs for her pussy
> this is my life.. an outwardly upstanding member of society
> a normee on to everyone
> but on the inside I want to retire to a southeast asian country and bang 12yo's on my golden years
> never gonna happen..
> .. I'll just grow old and unsatisfied
> such is the cost of mental disorders like this

I don't know, I was angry and drunk and she wouldnt let me kill myself. Could have really killed her if she didnt escape

Sorry user. Sounds like you should to try an apologise.

Those industrial toilets you see in businesses and restaurants, I've rarely ever had a problem. But house toilets, forget it. I refuse to ever shit in someone's house as a result.

I've fucked my friend's girlfriend on multiple occasions

I like to take pics of my ass even though I'm straight

I did apologize but it's too late. It happen anyway. I dont want it to happen again so i better kill myself before i kill someone

> be me, 16
> giving maths grinds to mom's friend's daughter Z
> Z be 16 too
> Z is turned towards her desk, solving a math problem
> hair is covering her field of view
> I'm chilling sitting behind her
> Some thoughts enter my brain, get a boner
> shrug.jpg
> Whip it out
> Silently and carefully rub one off
> She doesn't notice
> I finish and use the excuse of going bathroom to clean up
> Come back and continue grinds as if nothing happened

Looking back at it now, I wish I could do a different type of "grind" with her.

oh they know

Maybe you should carry a little knife in your wallet or something and some little disinfectant wipes to clean it?

Well this is kinda similar I guess? Btw I posted that. I didn't have my reputation ruined from it. Yet. But I was falsely accused of murder 3 years ago and for a bit it ruined my reputation. Luckily the police report came out saying it was an accident and not a murder. People still talk but the majority of people (small town) understand that it was an accident and not anything nefarious. Luckily for me.

You could probably make a living out of this. I'm not sure how but I'm sure you could.

kek, poop knife to the rescue. Cool idea.

yeah might do video reviews or something

Sometimes I put the poop back in my ass

My uncle who adopted me tried to molest me several times. I ran away, and he's dying of cancer and I'm the happiest I've ever been

user, why do you know my secret?

Huh. My uncle, who helped raise me, successfully molested me several times. He died a couple years ago and I'm sadder than I've ever been.

i think i'm obsessed with being with a girl who emotionally abuses me, as is the fact right now

Sounds like we're polar opposites. Sorry to hear he died

>fun on her ass

I let my friend's grandma give me a blowjob. I would look after her sometimes because the family was in between caregivers.

Sometimes when I close my eyes I can't see x_x

I know the feeling of killing all ties with family, it's sad being lonely, but fuck i was lonely with them, the backstabbing snoot cunts

I was always a shit disturber, but i clean up well and can chameleon with preppy ppl if i wanted to, but generally, I'm more of a go out with a blade in your poclet at the club, in a booth doing blow off the table

Regardless

I was tight with my geeky, out there, bipolar cousin since i was a kid, i have always been a huge gamer lowkey, & we did a lot of solo d&d, him DMing. I love the guy.
At one party my cunt aunt (same one who basically helped my dad cheat and treated my mother like a bag of shit, singling her out every event, the only one of her family, moving to this country with this shit family), turns around after my cousin leaves the party (he gets a bit neurotic drinking), "he was never one of us, god" *rest agreeing in mutter*

That was when i learned that even the aunts i thought were nice, were just wolves in sheeps clothing, even my fuckibg sister nodding, i called them all out, disgusted and walked off

2yeats laters, christmas party, i got plastered in my room like 2 bittles and called my dad a wannabe playboy, his wife a homewrecking slut, and her kids dumb little sluts
Told my pops if he was anyone else, i would have killed him in his sleep by now (shoved my girlfriend around, oldschool irish so treated me like a general dissapointment when found out i was smoking, would come hom at 16 to basically the feeling of it would be better if i never came along, his little double dicking wouldn't have been so complicated, and his comeplete lack to see that his dumb bitch wife, thought she was smart in her ways of manipulating him, always telling him I'm just like het waster son and shit, but she was JUST smart enough to poison him, so his distain for me was basically set in stone

Fuck this is cathartic

Thanks user. It certainly is an abstract kind of feel.

I dont neccessarily miss my family or my father, but i miss what it stood for, feeling safe around people you trust

People closest to me are the ones who shattered that concept, even that girl i was with then for 2yrs
Now I'm like fucking robocop tier feels armor, i don't let anybody in

How was that bj, user?

Samesies... right down to the retirement fantasy. Except I'm married with a kid. It's a tough life.

For an extended period of time I was blackmailed into sending nudes to someone(s) online and had them posted online without my consent multiple times (to the point I pretty much check daily to see if they've been uploaded so I can get them taken down). It was one of the must humiliating experience of my life but I find myself having sort of actually liked the experience (pictures being posted aside) and I hate myself for it.

Are you asian?

Nope

Last time I saw you you posted a pic or two for us. So let's see something you dirty slut.

bump

I'll think about it. Anything in particular you want to see?

Tits ? No face!

You had nice tits and add, but I don't recall if you've showed the kitten. I want to see one of the photos you took for your blackmailer. Which picture are you most embarrassed of?

Tits with face & a webm of you cumming

just ignore her for a while and after a while shell come back begging you to be friends again.
then the drama continues again and again

So attracted to my sister ever since I saw her all dressed up for prom. She's so fucking sexy. Pic related. I'm 24 she's 18. It's sick but I wanna fuck her so bad. I cum so hard when I fap to her now.

i secretly still want my ex gf even though i have a new "gf"

i kissed a girl altho i have a gf, wanted to fuck the other girl but i'm a cuck and I failed

I dont get this question. whats the big difference between a male and a female friend?
Like 80% of my friends are female and I dont want to fuck them.

is that you?

I have pictures of my wife with Sup Forums fillenames so I can post her in "pics you've saved and want more of" threads to see if anyone has her saved

Dubs make it tempting but I think I'll pass on this one lol

Here you go

Oops forgot pic sorry

stay with her and cheat whenever you can.

god damn nigga. Buy a fucking plunger and start courtsey flushing every time you drop one and not let it pile the fuck up.

I have a gf of 3 years and I have cheated twice with girls who are waay hotter than her. I told her both times and after a bit of drama we stayed together. I will do it again

I'm bisexual and I know that no one i currently know or love will accept that. I've already made plans to fly to one of my internet friends and have sex with him (he really wants that too).

Thats going to cause you more problems that it solves.
Flying anywhere for anything other than business or a holiday is real dumb, the kind of dumb that only comes with being young.