MY DOG KEEPS RAPING ME

MY DOG KEEPS RAPING ME

I used to have a Labrador retriever named Apollo. Apollo was huge, with a head about the size of my torso, and I kept him unneutered so as to breed him in the future. (I wanted puppies duh!)He seemed an altogether happy dog, and followed most commands. Well, except when he got into his sexual frenzies.

I remember the first incident. I was watching tv and Apollo came by, sniffed around, then started furiously humping a throw pillow. I mean, he was just decimating this pillow, scooting across the floor with each thrust. I stared in shock.

After a few minutes, Apollo finally jizzed all over the pillow, and a good portion of the floor. I was horrified, seeing as how this was my first look at real, live sperm, and I had to clean it up.

Months later, my friend and I were in the bathroom talking. I was taking a shower and my friend was brushing her hair. (We felt comfortable naked around each other) The door was unlocked and slightly open, and Apollo walked in, and he had this glint in his eyes.

A glint that said, clearly, ā€œIā€™m going to fuck the shit out of you.ā€

Sure enough, he came up behind me, knocked me to the ground, and began humping like his life depended on it. I screamed for help, but my friend just LAUGGGHHHED Despite the fact that there was a dog LITERALLY trying to IMPREGNATE ME.
I tried pushing the massive dog off of me, but he weighed more than me, and so I just had to take it. I closed my eyes and continued trying to wriggle away. It then flipped me over and slipped it's penis into my FUCKING VAGINA. I tried moving more to free myself. In retrospect, all that movement was probably taken by Apollo as encouragement.

Saliva from his gaping maw dripped on my shirt, and soon jizz squirted into my vagina and I screamed but my friend just kept on laughing. IT FUCKING OVERFLOWED WITH JIZZ POURING OUT OF MY VAGINA ALL OVER THE FLOOR. The dog howled with pleasure and I realized,

all I could do was accept it

dogs can't inseminate humans, just be happy you pleased your dog

.....go on

Hot. As. Fuck.

>felt comfortable naked around each other
>saliva dripped on my shirt

well which one is it

looks like your dog....
boned you

This
If you're gonna throw up an erotic fantasy, at least proofread the fucking thing.

MOAR

This is only the fifth most disturbing thing I've fapped to today!

GOD BLESS Sup Forums!

yes moar

it flipped you over? with it's arms and hands?

Jesus Christ try harder

Good lad

You were old enough to have a dog and decide to not neuter it with the intention of breeding it. And him cumming on the floor was your first live look at sperm.

You were naked in the shower/bathroom, but then drooled on your shirt later. What? Did he dress you first?

The dog flipped you over? What? Using it's opposable thumbs to grab you first presumably?


This story strikes me as not being entirely credible.

ITS OBVIOUSLY MADE UP RETARD WHO FUCKING CARES

All newfags in here? Remember the rules...
Tits and timestamp or GTFO.

>and he had this glint in his eyes.
Kek

THE PEOPLE WHO CARE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO CALL PEOPLE RETARD ON THE INTERNET IN ALL CAPS

Tell us more of your beast fantasies

Either way, the point is that the story has some glaring inconsistencies. Not if it is in fact a true story or not.

No!

Take into account when you make up stories in the future that dogs don't jizz all at once at the end like people, they continuously spurt semen

I convinced 3 gfs to try this, well worth it

...

gake and fay

So did they try to impregnate you?

kek

call the police, then it will go to jail

This may be fake but this has probably actually happened to someone.

At least it wasn't a nigger, still fucking disgusting KYS.

A dog can't flip over a human. I bet you're a dude that sticks things up his butthole and has a beastial fetish because regular porn doesn't work anymore as a result of years of lonliness from not getting laid. KYS

>tfw I got a boner out of this

Good

That sounded personal user..

Would you like talk about something thats troubling you?

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Tell the truth. You fucked your dog and now you regret it now, so you're making accusations.

Now i now regret now it now

That's bullshit, but I believe it.

>Taking a shower
>Saliva dropped on my shirt