Mom found the poop vortex

>mom found the poop vortex

it's over lads, what do i do?

wat

Go on.

What's even a poop vortex?

Bumping out of morbid curiosity

Hurry up and explain, I'm on my lunch break.

This.

Dafuq is a poop vortex??

need greentext

it's a whirlwind creating device fueled by feces, idiots

What is a poop vortex?

weapon of mass defecation

I lul'd

>sister found the piss jar
fuuUUUUUCK

i don't think I have the time to do a full greentext since mommy is going to take away my PC probably, but here is it:
>store poop
>use motor with some kind of rotor-blade
>insert poop
>VORTEX
>all enclosed ofc, i don't want poo on my ceiling

>dad solves the crap conundrum
i'm becoming an hero probably

Say its a gift to her for producing the best of sons

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My papa found my 5TB hard drive filled with pictures of Ron Pearlman


true story

I still have no fucking clue what it is. Pics?

>granny found my 1000 files of the bogdanoffs
im so fucked

bump

Oh my