REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

i miss my x gf

she actually kinda looks like that too

Okay

op is a legit baiting faggot

OKAY I'M IN

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wants sex. Now she wants back together, but I don't know, she's a level 8 or 9 stalker...

cosine functions for the win bitches

I wonder how she will get into my house.

Feels like I've been here before...

ight

Sounds like a deal

I have no gf goodnight

okay

OP, you fucking faggot liar.

I've replied to 100 of these threads and I still don't have a gf. Fuck you.

Niggers

This image is fucking disgusting

u like dogs at all?

please.
Make her cute and short(er than me because I'm short)

PLZ BE MY GF, SARAH

Another one?

give her the sex.

roll

date me, plz

jokes on you i'm gay

Even if she's super crazy?

k

we'll see...

last hope

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Jokes on you, That's impossible.

thank you

I doubt it...

fuck yeah i'm in

Haha, yea right, and I'll be king of the world too. So I'll see you tomorrow subjects.

Nice try OP. I'm getting paid to lock myself inside a house

Hope she isn't a fattie

mmmm

please

It better be you Margaret

yes

I mean I guess I can take a shot at not being eternally lonely

ok !

tomorrow never comes until it is too late

Fukkn sweet

Got rejected by a really great girl... I'm hoping... for somone like her...

nice, fucking finally

I wish

Just be crazier. Try to disgust her or get her to hate you so she'll dump you eventually.
Bang her until she does.

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reply to this post and you will have a GFwith a bloody nose by tommorrow

will she be cute?

I'll bite

Still waiting for the succubus that's supposed to suck me off OP! It's been 2 Years jack.

okay

I just want a nice girl.

Okay, sure why not.

ok

FINALLY!!! I WILL NO LONGER BE A VIRGIN

thx boi

I wish :(

You better be right op

p made this board to get all ur ips ur all fucked

...

lol

:)

DONT

YOU

BELIEVE

IT!

here I am and yes, I'm so desperate...

Me: CS:GO is on sale for $8.50 mama please b0ss i suk yo dik

Mom: What I already bought you CS:GO last year, the fuck?

Me: I got overwatch banned pplllls b0ss i w@nt csguuuu

Mom: wtf now you want overwtach f u bru

Me: oh no well yea i do but too muc $$ so rip

Mom: that csgu is cuming ouut of yoir collig tutin

me: dunt matter csgo > colgate anyway

mom: WAT! WAT YOU SAI TO ME BIC BOI NO CSGO FOR YOU NO POKEMON GO FOR YOU NO FOOD-TO-GO FOR YOU BIC BOI
.
.
.
*buys gcso*

me: ma this is Chinese bootleg of csgo pllelesss

mom: too bed u pley it

me: ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ) y it so bad... it's made by Calve is the C for Chinese

Calve: no the C means "shut the fuck up and play it"
me: theres nothing in that sentence that represents C you illiterate Chinese company wannabe-volvo

Calve: i forgot to add Chink.

me: tru im a chink boi

Mom: yea you are fgt now pley and get chinese skins so i pay for new cer

the end. ps she really did get that new car #fromsanddunetocar

Op shall deliver

...

all lies

will reply bc i actually might have a chance tomorrow

...

Pls

good taste user

...

roll

Nope

Why is this so cute. Can anyone explain?

because you're a pedo?

so ronery

no!

FUCK NIGGERS

i wish

Cool

sage

lmfao

it wont work

gibe da poosi pls

Nigger im gay

plz

Oh... ohhhh

Hopefully

But... I'm gay :(

Rollerskates

im in a loving relationship with my hand

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I have a GF. But replying in hopes I can get my cousin to put out before she leaves.

Sure