REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
i miss my x gf
she actually kinda looks like that too
Okay
op is a legit baiting faggot
OKAY I'M IN
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wants sex. Now she wants back together, but I don't know, she's a level 8 or 9 stalker...
cosine functions for the win bitches
I wonder how she will get into my house.
Feels like I've been here before...
ight
Sounds like a deal
I have no gf goodnight
okay
OP, you fucking faggot liar.
I've replied to 100 of these threads and I still don't have a gf. Fuck you.
Niggers
This image is fucking disgusting
u like dogs at all?
please.
Make her cute and short(er than me because I'm short)
PLZ BE MY GF, SARAH
Another one?
give her the sex.
roll
date me, plz
jokes on you i'm gay
Even if she's super crazy?
k
we'll see...
last hope
...
Jokes on you, That's impossible.
thank you
I doubt it...
fuck yeah i'm in
Haha, yea right, and I'll be king of the world too. So I'll see you tomorrow subjects.
Nice try OP. I'm getting paid to lock myself inside a house
Hope she isn't a fattie
mmmm
please
It better be you Margaret
yes
I mean I guess I can take a shot at not being eternally lonely
ok !
tomorrow never comes until it is too late
Fukkn sweet
Got rejected by a really great girl... I'm hoping... for somone like her...
nice, fucking finally
I wish
Just be crazier. Try to disgust her or get her to hate you so she'll dump you eventually.
Bang her until she does.
...
reply to this post and you will have a GFwith a bloody nose by tommorrow
will she be cute?
I'll bite
Still waiting for the succubus that's supposed to suck me off OP! It's been 2 Years jack.
okay
I just want a nice girl.
Okay, sure why not.
ok
FINALLY!!! I WILL NO LONGER BE A VIRGIN
thx boi
I wish :(
You better be right op
p made this board to get all ur ips ur all fucked
...
lol
:)
DONT
YOU
BELIEVE
IT!
here I am and yes, I'm so desperate...
Me: CS:GO is on sale for $8.50 mama please b0ss i suk yo dik
Mom: What I already bought you CS:GO last year, the fuck?
Me: I got overwatch banned pplllls b0ss i w@nt csguuuu
Mom: wtf now you want overwtach f u bru
Me: oh no well yea i do but too muc $$ so rip
Mom: that csgu is cuming ouut of yoir collig tutin
me: dunt matter csgo > colgate anyway
mom: WAT! WAT YOU SAI TO ME BIC BOI NO CSGO FOR YOU NO POKEMON GO FOR YOU NO FOOD-TO-GO FOR YOU BIC BOI
.
.
.
*buys gcso*
me: ma this is Chinese bootleg of csgo pllelesss
mom: too bed u pley it
me: ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ) y it so bad... it's made by Calve is the C for Chinese
Calve: no the C means "shut the fuck up and play it"
me: theres nothing in that sentence that represents C you illiterate Chinese company wannabe-volvo
Calve: i forgot to add Chink.
me: tru im a chink boi
Mom: yea you are fgt now pley and get chinese skins so i pay for new cer
the end. ps she really did get that new car #fromsanddunetocar
Op shall deliver
...
all lies
will reply bc i actually might have a chance tomorrow
...
Pls
good taste user
...
roll
Nope
Why is this so cute. Can anyone explain?
because you're a pedo?
so ronery
no!
FUCK NIGGERS
i wish
Cool
sage
lmfao
it wont work
gibe da poosi pls
Nigger im gay
plz
Oh... ohhhh
Hopefully
But... I'm gay :(
Rollerskates
im in a loving relationship with my hand
...
I have a GF. But replying in hopes I can get my cousin to put out before she leaves.
Sure