Ok, Sup Forums, I gonna end my life this night. What is the quickest way to do this shit?

Ok, Sup Forums, I gonna end my life this night. What is the quickest way to do this shit?

Other urls found in this thread:

secondlife.com/my/account/membership.php?lang=en-US
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Well, quickest is a bullet to the head, assuming you have access to a gun. If you don't, search up helium poisoning. Why would you an hero, though?

anything that smash your brain (gun shot or train idk) or hanging, but only if you perform it correctly to break your neck with the fall

Large caliber handgun stuck in your mouth so it blows out the brainstem ought to do it.

How did I end up thinking of that? Well, I used to be card counter in blackjack, played poker professionally, had a nice job and so on. Once, my business went to the shit but I got back to the road. A couple of days ago strange situtation happened to me. I went to participate in a tournament, I won it. I went out of the casino with 10 grounds and I was happy as fuck. Then I got wasted in the nearest bar, woke up at home. No cash. Like not at all. Then I opened my bank account and saw that I got somehow debt of 10k and spent it all for some shit. I have nothing left to do.

quickest is bullet.
safest and most painless is helium.

Don't bother doing it though man.
go do volunteer work or some shit if you have nothing else.

if homeless fucks can manage to live some douche browsing Sup Forums can too. Dont be stupid.

If you don' have acces to a gun, buy some bags of heroine, try it or OD on it, either way a win ... Option 1 is you gonna have a nice time (but it can turn to worse if u overuse it and get addicted) , option 2 leaves you with a safe,easy and painless death, if u want to be 100% sure , just drink a bottle of Vodka beforehand

40 caliber aspirin

I live in a country where it's completely forbidden to have guns. But I think that I can go to get it in the black market. Although it's gonna cost me about 300 bucks.

I thought about it. Although overdose doesn't seem really nice to me. Once I got cocaine overdose and it wasn't really funny. Haha

Yeah with my debt and all the shame that I will get from my family... No way. I was trying to player poker in pokerstars this night. I won about two ground but it's nothing in comparison with my debts haha. Sorry for my English, cuz it's not my language

Cocaine is a complete different Drug , if you OD on Heroine youre gonna feel very good, warm , nice and cozy till you are knocked out and stop breathing. Actually in my opinion the nicest way to die.

Like Carbon Monooxide, but without the bad sideeffect and with some nice effects, youre gonna die on it and dont even care, because you feel so good

well you will be dead so money dosent matter

Use heroine like adviced, cheap and its gonna work, just dont get fucked by your dealer and inject that shit, it will be over in a short time , and its damn nice

dead yet?

Call the cops and comply with their orders.

If you have a Basic (free) account, you don't need to cancel anything. Just remove yourself from any groups that normallyl charge you a monthly liability and then walk away and leave the account intact. If you have a Premium account, downgrade it to Basic ( at secondlife.com/my/account/membership.php?lang=en-US ) and then walk away. If you actually cancel your account and then decide to come back later when you've changed your mind, LL will charge $9.95 to reinstate the account, and you will have lost all of the things that are now in your inventory. However. if you leave the account intact, it will just sit there at no cost to you for a very long time (18 months?) before LL decides to delete it.

I hope this was helpfull.

I have no fucking idea how to do incejctions but I guess it's not going to be really difficult

Still alive

you the user with the mom in the factory job?
pathetic

nope

>Rape and murder some snotty bitch
>Post results on Sup Forums
>suicide by cop
>????
>Profit.